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@legendarytheme.bsky.social
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 2h
theoretically i think i'd love cooking for people if i had enough money to feed more than half a bliss. i've enjoyed doing so sporadically when given the opportunity, but a lack of money and um friends means i've never gotten the chance to fine tune my dishes to the palate of a loved one... someday!
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 3h
every day i feel extremely grateful that the evil oracle has taken me under her wing to guide my growth. it's pretty swag
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 5h
i beat corn kidz offstream and found all the secrets, AWESOME MEDIAS i wanna play other bogo stuff now. i rly like tough 3d platformers, how the space between your brain and the character moving shrinks with mastery. playing as an angsty junkfood-motivated emo twerp kid was very gender affirming lol
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 6h
i generally find tboy artstyle quite appealing
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm 22 years olf and anyone who tries to touch me is a PAEDOPHILE
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kitty cat and cuppy dog
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
once you become a grownup the government gives you one of those containers for storing room temperature butter, i applied for one but they laughed me off and said very cute and i'm really mad
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*keeled over, holding my stomach* i'm so fucking loved it's... it's unthinkable... ARGH *clutches my temple*
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
70$
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm sorry i have huge rippling muscles and pheromones, ok!?
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People HATE me JUST because of my Beliefs, Affiliations, and Actions... Makes you think.
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who the hell is Cam Shaft
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i posted an image of my fursona and someone drew over it, gave her a big pregnant belly, and then sent it to me
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new Control just dropped? hopw about you CONTROL your penis/strap/other into some MEN/WOMEN/OTHER
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"where were you on 9/11" asleep dumbass why would i be up at 8am for literally anything
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's always funny when people go "wait, you have kids!?" because it's pretty obvious from looking at me that i'm a Wife Guy, but apparently since i don't publicize their private lives on social media, people assume i'm posting from mommy's basement. anyway, kids start at 15$, wife 35$ dm for offers
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whenever i see someone with "creeps DNI" in bio i'm faced with the question, am i creeps? what is creeps? and do you think creeps would be able to self identify and leave accordingly?
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
eatinfg lead paint off my basement walls, forking outlets, those were the days... during nights though, i do other stuff, like studying law
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chibis in the corner going "we consent!" but the comic is about two people like, going out for pizza together
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm quite toxic due to my tendencies (tendency to poison people)
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
love saying "as far as i'm aware" when answering questions. like yes, i'm pretty sure both of my parents are dead, but i'm conscious of my own capacity for error.
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
close the door, drop your pants, sit on your butt, then you go pee
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
before i met you, i felt like lost media... but now? i'm fully restored, subtitled, even seeing a blu-ray release
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i heard you were drinking oranch juice with pulp... please stop, for me?
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i got transformed into a pooltoy and i still have all my normal problems im just a pooltoy now so in many ways the situation has worsened
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rigatoni is when you die really stiff and your name is tony
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DONT go to jail . Yeah, just trust me. it SUCKS
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there's nothing wrong with a little negging and being mean to people and hurting people and beating them up and killing and destroying them, especially when they're your friends
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
does famous nathan dog dogs champion have a passion project basement train or is he just fully more dog than man, inside and out
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
does jermy chocolates even like how hot dogs taste or does it just feel like a job to him
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when the world calls you slop, just remember, YOU ARE PEAK
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i've been "watching this space" for 72 hours can you please just do the dishes
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lmao
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as someone with crazy visual snow and chronic hair in my eyes, i've been steadily increasing the font size on all my devices ≈10% each year. this means that by age 50, i'll be ogling the net at 400% bigness
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
love that band
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
had my birthday party at galley house and no one even showed up :( i did somehow wind up with a bunch of thoughtful gifts though... must have been the wind?
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my pronouns are good/question
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nendoroids is funko pops
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dog with da smile on him... smile dog
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
to me, nothing gets advertised anywhere, except like banking apps i see on the bus
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sometimes i see a cool new release and think "why wasn't this advertised anywhere" then i remember i've basically expunged ads from virtually every facet of my online life, im not knowledgeable about what gets advertised lol
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ENOUGH MEDIA.
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok well i would of won if the circumstances of my birth were radically different
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wow i posted a bunch of my old nsfw art on tumblr and it's popping off over there
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
truly monkey's paw shit like that guy gained immeasurable creative power at the cost of infinite disdain for the human experience
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nextel being a total chud aligns with my theory that you can either be an extremely skilled artist OR in touch with reality, like two ends of a sliding scale
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
uncool guy voice
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so hard to find a swimsuit thick enough that the glowing padlock symbol on my nullge doesn't shine through :/
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that time i woke up in a world where being gay is illegal !?
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whag @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the onceler is NOT a bad guy, he literally sings a song about how good he is?? AND he pets a puppy??? like are you dumb...
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