iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

it's always funny when people go "wait, you have kids!?" because it's pretty obvious from looking at me that i'm a Wife Guy, but apparently since i don't publicize their private lives on social media, people assume i'm posting from mommy's basement. anyway, kids start at 15$, wife 35$ dm for offers

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

whenever i see someone with "creeps DNI" in bio i'm faced with the question, am i creeps? what is creeps? and do you think creeps would be able to self identify and leave accordingly?

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

eatinfg lead paint off my basement walls, forking outlets, those were the days... during nights though, i do other stuff, like studying law

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

chibis in the corner going "we consent!" but the comic is about two people like, going out for pizza together

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i'm quite toxic due to my tendencies (tendency to poison people)

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

love saying "as far as i'm aware" when answering questions. like yes, i'm pretty sure both of my parents are dead, but i'm conscious of my own capacity for error.

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

close the door, drop your pants, sit on your butt, then you go pee

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

before i met you, i felt like lost media... but now? i'm fully restored, subtitled, even seeing a blu-ray release

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i heard you were drinking oranch juice with pulp... please stop, for me?

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i got transformed into a pooltoy and i still have all my normal problems im just a pooltoy now so in many ways the situation has worsened

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

rigatoni is when you die really stiff and your name is tony

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

DONT go to jail . Yeah, just trust me. it SUCKS

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

there's nothing wrong with a little negging and being mean to people and hurting people and beating them up and killing and destroying them, especially when they're your friends

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

does jermy chocolates even like how hot dogs taste or does it just feel like a job to him

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

when the world calls you slop, just remember, YOU ARE PEAK

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i've been "watching this space" for 72 hours can you please just do the dishes

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

as someone with crazy visual snow and chronic hair in my eyes, i've been steadily increasing the font size on all my devices ≈10% each year. this means that by age 50, i'll be ogling the net at 400% bigness

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

had my birthday party at galley house and no one even showed up :( i did somehow wind up with a bunch of thoughtful gifts though... must have been the wind?

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

dog with da smile on him... smile dog

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

sometimes i see a cool new release and think "why wasn't this advertised anywhere" then i remember i've basically expunged ads from virtually every facet of my online life, im not knowledgeable about what gets advertised lol

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ok well i would of won if the circumstances of my birth were radically different

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

wow i posted a bunch of my old nsfw art on tumblr and it's popping off over there

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

nextel being a total chud aligns with my theory that you can either be an extremely skilled artist OR in touch with reality, like two ends of a sliding scale

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

so hard to find a swimsuit thick enough that the glowing padlock symbol on my nullge doesn't shine through :/

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

that time i woke up in a world where being gay is illegal !?

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the onceler is NOT a bad guy, he literally sings a song about how good he is?? AND he pets a puppy??? like are you dumb...

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

(magician makes me appear from under his cape) GASP... WHEEZE... HOLY FUCK , I'M BACK , WHERE AM I ? WHO ARE ALL OF YOU ? (i'm wriggling, bound to a chair, magician looks antsy) I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK. PLEASE DON'T SEND ME BACK IT HURTS I CAN'T BREATHE IN THERE (magician awkwardly redisappears me)

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me at age 16: i'm inventing a new and improved way to cut myself me at age 27: the graceful utility of the picnic basket cannot be overstated

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

isn't it obvious? god gets its wiener off on making you suffer. that's why your life is so... (grits teeth, looks away like a guilty dog)

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i have one bigg folder on my puter called Audiovisual Sequential Art where i sort all my anime movies cartoons short films youtubes webtoons and sometimes i come across medias where im like "okay.... this is definetly audiovidsual sequential art, but what... what is this" so it goes in "Other"

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Wilbert Bryson @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

artschool is awesome becoz you get to pay someone 94589042358049325890$ to make you draw worse AND you become suicidal forever , as a free bonus

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