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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 18h

somewhere out there in the world, there is someone who is using urban dictionary as a real dictionary

leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i always wondered why british people pronounce aluminum so differently and apparently it's because they SPELL IT DIFFERENTLY

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

my last three bluesky posts have all gotten 0 likes #washed

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

dudes will be like "how did you know i'm greek" and then be named Giannis Pappadilouandrakis

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

as someone who has trouble making friends in college, it's taken me until my final semester to finally discover a life hack if you're brown and at a PWI just talk to other brown people because they will Automatically gravitate towards you even if you're awkward and socially inept

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why did we as an Internet collectively agree to refer to having diarrhea as being indebted to a loan shark named the Poop Man

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

thought about scott the woz making a review of def jam fight for ny and starting audibly laughing in a lecture hall

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

cursing god for making me so obsessed with my crush that i've been stalking her dad's blog and daydreaming about him being my father-in-law

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

how it genuinely feels to talk about having a crush when i'm the only alloromantic person in my entire circle

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Me: Wow, I can't believe I finally beat Punch-Out and unlocked the fight against Mike Tyson! Mike Tyson: I was so fat and nathty I ate 55 burgerth and thmoked 55 thigarettes a day. I had a Nintendo Entertainment Thythtem and I couldn't even beat Glath Joe

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

mike tyson's punch out is the best game ever made because there's a dodging mechanic in the game that is *required* to beat mr. sandman and it's not mentioned even once in the game's manual

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

dudes be like "i hate making small talk with the cashier" and wonder why everyone is so isolated and individualistic

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

mike tyson's punch out is a government-funded psyop to gauge how much psychological suffering one will willingly endure for their own amusement

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

my 1 loyal follower didn't find my last post relatable so i will return to my regularly scheduled programming of Funny And Silly Posts

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

it took me way too long to realize that when someone says "omg i love you for that" that doesn't mean they think you're cool it's just a polite way of saying "that's crazy but i don't remember asking"

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i like talking to people on multiple apps because then i can double text them without actually double texting them

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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i'm super excited about this because it lets me follow some people who have an itchy RT finger who otherwise would not be imo followable

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

halley labs is the blackrock of music

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

UNTIL LIKE A MONTH AGO I THOUGHT MPREG WAS A FILE FORMAT AND THAT THE DISCOURSE ON MPREG WAS AUDIOPHILES ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER .mpreg WAS A VALID FILE FORMAT TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC IN

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Woke 1.0 is Mao Zedong woke and Woke 2.0 is Deng Xiaoping woke

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

does anyone else ever pose as a poser. like i've started telling people i'm a fake vocaloid fan while only listening to kasane teto and only knowing like 4 teto songs to start with

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

these tasted awful but i ate them anyway because they looked cool. i have officially become a snack larper

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

the spotify logo change has to be a psyop to make people start liking corporate minimalism

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Me: I can't believe you talked me into getting stuck in a Chinese penis trap with you Performative guy who listens to cumtown: personally I call them regular penis trans woman, that's how sino-feminist my mind has gotten

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

if family guy was a show within family guy joe would watch it and peter and quagmire would make fun of him for watching it

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

why is my entire bluesky feed in german "servus leute wir suchen dich lederhosen fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig" like yeah idk what you said but me too bro

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leftsidedown @leftsidedown.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

i have already gone through the first three stages of grief for tiktok

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