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Exxon Valdeez Nuts

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Majestic, barrel-chested, the envies of all ornithologies.

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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
His 50’s are unimpeachable
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Feels a bit arbitrary to draw those lines when the movies immediately preceding your window (strangers on a train 51’) and right after (psycho, 60’) are also instant classics
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Having to use ai at work is the best case for why it’s not actually that scary. This thing didn’t know how to add color to PowerPoint slides. I think my job is safe for now.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Speaking for him as a nurse, please know he loved when you were on service, felt safe when he called you with stat labs, and trusted you implicitly when it mattered most. That bond is sacred. Thank you for speaking up.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It’s beginning to feel like his resignation would be the compromise.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
…are they not aware that deflation is also bad?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I mean, if you read all of his annoying mannerisms as bitchy New York theater queen who’s stuck in the 80’s, you can kind of see the vision.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Is this a gif from “wrestling isn’t wrestling”?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Did my man dirty.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
We deserve to be sanctioned into oblivion. Genuinely, the world should North Korea our dumb asses.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The French had the guillotine, the Molotov cocktail wielded by the Finns. For our revolution, we shall wield beef ‘n’ cheddars.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Trump take thanksgiving
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I once took a vape from a patient by asking if I could hit it. Good thing I didn’t actually want to hit it because it turns out he managed to get crack into the vape.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Gotta disrupt the soup industry
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Between this and Zohran being at grand slam, I love that AEW is the official wrestling company of the progressive movement
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Keep your stick on the ice
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Putting the east wing back together with duct tape
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Finally, the cure to the male loneliness epidemic.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Several restaurants in my neighborhood in suburban Cincinnati feeding kids for free until this all resolves. Support these businesses!
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
He said “ay, the fuck?”
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ball knower
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
“For example, when my wife is on the phone talking to her mom. Do I know it for a fact that she’s talking about my sexual inadequacies? No, but I do lose sleep over it.”
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Someone tell the graphics department that 5” isn’t short, it’s average.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
To support his trousers, Derek.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
No but I agree that all cops are bastards
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I feel like he’s been pretty honest about getting a stupid tattoo when he was drunk. Nothing about him indicates that he holds any racist or anti-Semitic beliefs. Should he have gotten it removed? Sure. I should also get the rusty dented panel above my driver’s side headlight fixed but life is busy.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
He looks as if he’s ascended to his final form.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
As usual, fuck the fed
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Don’t put it in the paper that he’s divorced
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Grammatically, he implied that if you burn a flag he’ll have the entire law enforcement apparatus arrested so this seems like a dub honestly.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I’m gonna burn em even harder.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Nice plausible deniability you got there. Be a shame if someone called bullshit on it.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
That’s a pretty dick thing to cheer for
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This is the freedom our forefathers fought and died for.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The thing is that this team is only bad because of injuries. If they get healthy (big if) after weathering those injuries, they could be a 1 seed.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Jimmy was u til he blew out his knee. He was never the same. If Brock is actually able to get healthy and can’t meet the standard we can talk. But right now he’s qb1.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Alternatively an excellent logo for the Northern State University fightin’ horizontal ladders.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I was in the gifted program but the teacher was busted for drugs and frog-marched out of the school. After that we just played guitar and learned the same 3 French phrases every other Friday.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
BP is qb1, he’s the face of the franchise.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
There is another…
Doug Flutie’s ‘maximum football’ video game.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hodd Mcbonglebez is for sure a 3-star Mike with a bust dev trait who will only visit sec east schools and immediately transfer for playing time.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The 49ers when half the league is on IR.
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bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and saying `` you merely adopted the fud , i was born into it ''
ALT: bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and saying `` you merely adopted the fud , i was born into it ''
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The only world champion I recognize
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Opinion: “You can’t accept gumbo from the mother of a 5 star tackle unless you want to get diarrhea in his bathroom” by Bryan Kelly.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
They somehow made it more racist
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Every time I watch that trailer I think “there’s no way they pull this off.” But dammit, they really gave those toys inner lives.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Ya this isn’t ring rust, it’s not giving a fuck.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It’s not just that AJ Lee looks like a relic from an era that we’re all rightfully embarrassed by, it’s also the production, commentary, and product placement that makes it look like a hollow, purely capitalist enterprise.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It’s this guy, weird al, and Troy polamalu that have cracked the code.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I try not to be super tribal about this stuff but wtf is this shit?
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