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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦

@leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
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Allergic to magat morons. I love dogs and those deserving of 2nd chances. Always happy to follow back. And I love dogs. :)

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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 1h
Good morning Terry! Thank you! Just about to head out, have yourself an awesome day!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 1h
Do you know what you call your date that won't stop talking about themselves??? A cab! :)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 1h
Happy Saturday everybody! Supposed to be 75⁰F today!!! Headed out for an all day motorcycle ride (Stella not happy about that!) and stopping in to a favorite fall fair. Cheerio!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 1h
We feed the squirrels & this one was one of our favorites. Mom and kids (and me) horrified. Mom became upset, as did the kids. She kept saying she was sorry. It was an accident, a confluence of random events. But a shitty event in which to participate. 💔 Be kind to the critters out there.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 1h
Kids nextdoor, Boy 5, girl 4 approx, saw me playing with Stella and came over to throw her the ball. Mom came out to check on them just as little girl threw the ball too hard and it crossed our busy St. Mom ran across St to get it, spooked a squirrel into the St and it was hit by a car....
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 2h
Today I Learned! :)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 3h
:)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 3h
Someday, it will become a status symbol to have human employees.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 3h
The Brain is an organ that can complain about itself.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 3h
They don't let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for 2 hours!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 3h
The wife never asks me: "what's right with you?" It's always: "what's WRONG with you!" :)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 3h
The human brain is THE most complex thing in the universe! According to the human brain! :)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 3h
If you ever forget it's payday, you're doing better than most. And having an attitude of gratitude is happiness rocket fuel.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 4h
I have to spend this afternoon interrogating a duck. I'm thinking that if I apply enough pressure, he'll quack!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 4h
I heard that Bear Grylls has moved to India to become a mystic. They now call him Bear the Yogi!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 4h
One of the biggest differences between men and women is that when a woman says "here, smell this!" it usually smells nice!!!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 4h
I'm pretty excited to spend the night at my cannibal girlfriend's place for the 1st time. She even said she'd make me breakfast in the morning!!! Woohoo!!!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 4h
Crows everywhere have gone silent. Scientists across the world are searching for the caws!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah maybe!!! :) I think we'd all be upset if they DIDN'T consider those things!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 15h
Just sad.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 15h
Ha ha ha
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 15h
Show me one bad thing Trump has said about Russia since at least 2016. It's been pretty obvious to everyone but the red hat morons.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 16h
:) You don't actually need a parachute to go parachuting. You need one to go parachuting twice!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 23h
Good morning Jane!!! Willow would never get one of those!!! :)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Awesome, I know MOST there do. Most of us here hope the present climate does not persist. Thank you for your sanity and love.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shocking they didn't give it to the guy that bombed little girls in their school that required DNA to identify them because most were missing their limbs and heads. Nobel Peace Prize: Navi Pillay, former UN human rights chief, wins 2026 award | CNN share.google/QXwSDDj9yS47...
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Nobel Peace Prize goes to South African human rights pioneer Navi Pillay | CNN
Nobel Peace Prize laureate Navi Pillay led the UN commission that concluded Israel committed genocide against Palestinians in Gaza. President Donald Trump has repeatedly claimed he deserves to win. Fo...
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't engage with magats on social media unless you're qualified to do so!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning!!!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My son told me that he watched a guy do 200 pushups on the beach. "Think you could do that???" He asked. "Definitely" I told him. "I could easily watch him do 300!!!"
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks, we sure are! Yours is beautiful too! They are just the smartest dogs and they all seem to love children!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or how late he joined the race! :)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg I laughed so hard the 1st time I saw it. Before they die, I hope each one of them knows how badly History will mock them, for millennia.
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Kintaro & Koi @kintaro-koi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone been saying that it was the youth champion…any comment on this?
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shhhhh! :)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ha ha, I have not!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
:)
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hiya Cinder! Happy Friday!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why, thank YOU! I appreciate that and I'm happy that you enjoy them!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure are.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's Project 2025 to a tee, eye for an eye. I can't reconcile ever, the fact that if murder is wrong, doing it to a prisoner should be too, and is total hypocrisy.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lily is beautiful and always reminds me of my Cocker that died in 2021. I would give up every single thing I own to have her back. You are so lucky to have her. Treasure every single day with her. 💙
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg America, you're a dumpster fire. 🇨🇦 is going to need you to get your shit together and vote for someone that wants to be friends again.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey old boy, have yourself an awesome day. Get the old man to grill you up a ribeye! And thanks for confirming the quote "dogs are the aristocrats of the animal kingdom!!!" Happy birthday!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Drain the swamp," said the Swamp Master. This one's for the jackasses that put him there...
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every new day is more embarrassing than the last. I don't want to ever hear Republicans condemning capital punishment in other countries as religious extremism. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Pentagon says execution of Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamed
Nidal Hasan, army psychiatrist who killed 13 people, will be executed by firing squad on 3 December
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg happy Friday! It's been a very long week. I know my girl is pretty special, but my camera lens caught some sunshine and gave Stella a Halo! :) Stay safe my friends in the South, as Isaias bears down on you. Have a great day y'all.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A farmer walks up to his horse and sternly asks him: "HEY, did you steal my thesaurus???" And the horse replies: "Nope!"
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you know why the penguin was so popular??? Because he was an ice guy!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you know a parachuter's favorite herb??? Ground Cumin!
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, there is definitely something wrong with your dog!
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