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Charles Leerhsen

@leerhsen.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, ghostwriter, writing coach. Author of four New York Times bestsellers including DOWN AND OUT IN PARADISE: THE LIFE OF ANTHONY BOURDAIN

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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 2h
Susan Dell seems surprised that people are talking about her looks but then she seems surprised at everything.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stephen Miller, you’re not fooling anyone.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is it just me or is Trump’s awfulness gaining momentum? Is something going on?
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was the price of bread that started the French Revolution.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you, like me, find Sen. Kennedy of Louisiana disgusting to behold ?
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Natalie Harp knows what it’s like to push a Cadillac uphill with a rope.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’d like to say Tovah Feldshuh to all my Jewish friends.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How many MAGA folks have already lost their $5,000 on FanDuel?
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada changes name again to Lake Yomama.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s all about white supremacy. That explains why his flaws & smells can be tolerated by Supreme Court justices and moronic MAGAs. He’s a poor excuse for a human being but he’s also the right sword & shield for the battle to ensure that the “some day” in “We Shall Overcome” remains elusive.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Things that distinguish Eric Trump: •Only person ever to be jealous of Donald Trump, Jr. •Only person to listen to Lara Trump’s album all the way to the end. •Only Trump child whose school play his father almost went to.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In a GQ interview the director of “Tony” praises my Bourdain biography, “Down and Out in Paradise,” and says he used it. But the production company did not buy the rights.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Should Trump put on high heel sneakers? I mean now that he has his wig-hat on his head?
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As the trade deadline approaches, Mets consider exchanging themselves for silk and spices.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trump always a little antsy on the day the Booker Prize long list is announced.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is anyone else experiencing a problem of communication between Microsoft and Mac? It has messed me up for a couple of days.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lindsey Graham’s sister will play for Argentina in World Cup final, ride in Breeders Cup, finish Sagrada Família.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Imaginary people who forbid us from saying Merry Christmas will combine forces with imaginary reflection pool vandals to battle imaginary members of Antifa.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mets acquire Lindsey Graham’s sister.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Maybe Lindsey Graham’s sister can be in charge of everything.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump, the world’s leading authority on own goals, waking up occasionally to scream “use your hands!” White House insiders say.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump blames scoreboard vandalism for Belgian lead.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The pool don’t work ‘cause the vandals took a handful.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How will we know when Trump’s state fair is over?
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We weren’t communists until we found out Trump is a pedophile.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There’s a point, Mr. J.D. Vance, where incredibly awkward shades over into crazy.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@kiehls customer service reps will make you wish you didn’t have skin.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Does Putin plan to exhibit Trump at the state fair?
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Our country gets the best table at any restaurant.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Mets have fired their manager, Carlos Mendoza. I think the problem was that he was taking home stationery but I’m not sure.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Researchers no longer believe it is possible to have too few regrets to mention.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@axios kisses Trump’s ass in the daytime, then tries to give you life advice at night. As Ogden Nash said about the Bronx, no thonks.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Caravan of algae-toting Antifa led by Dr. Fauci said to heading for Gulf of America.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Vandals are responsible for the problems with the Reflecting Pool, Trump says. But that’s just because the Visigoths bought a lot of his meme coin.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Iran said all it wanted was what Ghislaine Maxwell got.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trump not only fell asleep at Madison Square Garden, he wet the skybox.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fox News says Knicks fans were trying to honor Boog Powell tonight.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Trump, who had offered to trade daughter Tiffany for Knicks tickets, will watch game on TV.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
NBC broadcast team of Mike Tirico, Jamal Crawford and Reggie Miller doing a superb job.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
To clarify, 220 is the weight Trump will be in two weeks.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Knicks so good the white guys get to play.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@Axios sane-washes Trump daily in exchange for these pathetic “scoops.”
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Trump warns Iran "clock is ticking" until U.S. launches harder strikes
The president is convening his national security team Tuesday.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Jen Psaki shamelessly kissed up to Jack Schlossberg, JFK’s empty vessel of a grandson who is running for congress.
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Georgia 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦉 🌻 @georgiegeeez.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This Kevin Hart roast on Netflix is one of the worst things I have ever seen.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Blues pills: —Wake up EARLY in the morning. —Take one green one. Take another green one. Then take a yellow one. Repeat endlessly. —Tell your doctor if there’s another mule kickin’ in his stall.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Several medical professionals mauled by lion, bear during Trump’s “open book” cognitive test.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Anything that is followed by “acting attorney general says” doesn’t impresss me.
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
To be clear, what Trump wants is: 1) Hormuz regime 2) Obliteration change Got that, Iran?
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Charles Leerhsen @leerhsen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Would a doula beat a docent in a fair fight?
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