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@leeblack.bsky.social
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Editor of ATOMIC ROBO, co-writer/-creator of ARISE, YE SKELETON KING!. Executive they/them, thanks. Hi. How are you

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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The “Say the line, Bart!!!” scene from that one episode of The Simpsons
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very grateful to have only had some fatigue and a 2010s Tumblr house style red nose as topical chemo side effects so far, and a good boy who can tell when I’m tired and howls like a dog until I lie down
A sealpoint and white cat with pink ears resting his head on one paw on my ankle. According to every cat we’ve had this green throw blanket I’m under is the greatest thing since Churu
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last dose of topical chemo, went looking for a reference book in our hoard and didn’t find it but found these two very seasonal TBR pile escapees to read instead, cheers y’all
Left: Something in the Blood: the Untold Story of Bram Stoker, the Man Who Wrote Dracula by the late lamented David J. Skal
Right: Botanical Curses and Poisons: the Shadow Lives of Plants by Fen Inkwright (disregard outdated name on cover)
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bart smoking a bubble pipe in a turtleneck and blazer
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bart looking confused and disgusted
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cover of A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear: the Utopian Plot to Liberate an American Town (and Some Bears) by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling, featuring a graphic outline of a bear over which is imposed a New England town skyline in red. A very funny and depressing book that has probably become much, much more depressing since I read it
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just realized I have to quit Ollie kisses cold turkey while I’m doing treatment. For a WEEK
Milhouse standing on the jungle gym with his head hanging and holding onto a beam limply. It is truly recess everywhere but in his heart
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
POV: you just told Ollie how kind and generous people have been about helping with his $$$ cardio exam bill
Ollie, the cutest and naughtiest little cat who ever lived. He’s sealpoint and white with pink ears and nose and blue eyes and he’s sitting in a cardboard box much smaller than he is. He’s looking up at my off-camera wiggling fingers (the only way to get his attention) with a bright-eyed and winsome expression
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you put one of her ears next to yours you’d hear the ocean
Boo, a beautiful domestic longhair cat with a glossy, flowing black coat and round yellow eyes sitting on a fake honey pine laminate floor
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LoTR character who could resist the One Ring
Series title card of the ITV drama Endeavour, starring Shaun Evans as Endeavour Morse. Next question, mind how you go
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey WHERE THERE ARE NO ROADS backers, guess what
A physical copy of WHERE THERE ARE NO ROADS: Drive to survive in this tabletop RPG by Brian Clevinger on top of a stack of blank mailer envelopes and address labels, next to a black Sharpie
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ollie hopes you feel this chill again soon
A sealpoint and white cat with a pink nose, lounging on a cozy blanket with his head on one side. His eyes are closed and he’s smiling to himself with his front paws curled up bunny style
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And how!
David Duchovny as Denise Bryson in Twin Peaks. Full disclosure I have not yet watched Twin Peaks (I know) but I have seen David Duchovny in this role and she is beautiful
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
12 pounds of lil bastard boxed and ready to ship, as-is (minor heart mutation, some biting), US only
A sealpoint and white cat curled up in an open cardboard box. You can’t tell but this is a comically tiny box and he’s a big cat, it’s like seeing Alan Ritchson in a Smartcar
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The most beautiful kitten in Puppetland
A sealpoint and white cat lying on a purple throw, playing with a propeller toy
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Close enough (pronounced “clo’s’nuff”)
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from South Carolina
- about 49% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A present to you for reading this far:
An extremely relaxed and happy sealpoint and white cat is sprawled on his back between two people in black clothes sitting on a couch. The cat’s head is lolling back with his mouth cracked open as if he’s smiling
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Where to start. An anthropomorphized worm creature with a cute face and antennae is lying on the grass in a pretzel shape, It’s smiling and saying “It works every time”. I’m not 100% sure but it’s almost certainly an out of context Nancy panel by Ernie Bushmiller. Happy September, I hope whatever “it” is for you works every time too
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ollie’s heart: INNOCENT!! The rest of Ollie: well,
Ollie, a sealpoint and white cat with blue eyes and pink nose and ears, inside his carrier with a peeved expression. He was also diagnosed with clinical handsomeness and acute softness of the fur
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This week we find out how bad off Ollie and I might be!! Tomorrow: is the possible heart murmur “innocent” or not
A goofy gray colorpoint and white cat with blue eyes sprawling on his back on a gray carpet. He is stupid and silly and loved and doesn’t deserve to have things like heart murmurs happening to him
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said,
"Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”

Roger Ebert, Life Itself
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Made another jar of pickled cowhorns for my folks, with seeds and most ribs removed because despite growing new varietals every summer and somehow making them wildly hotter than they’re meant to be they don’t actually like too much heat??
A jar of bright red cowhorn peppers, bay leaf, star anise, cinnamon, and cloves in a pickling solution made with four herb and hot pepper vinegar
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hank Hill booty having animal
A gray colorpoint and white cat stretched out on a sunny windowsill, seen from behind. His tail is flopped over the edge of the sill so his fuzzy little buttcheeks (such as they are) are visible. Ask your veterinarian about FDGS (feline diminished gluteal syndrome) today
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Made an appointment with the feline cardiologist and my stomach hit the floor when they casually dropped the “basic” consultation fee
Marge sitting in the wreckage of her Chanel suit and gazing blankly at the ceiling, saying “At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh”Marge continues staring blankly in silence
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ollie needs anxiety medication and might have a heart murmur, I might have skin cancer
A bowl of ice cube soup
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They look like the “dramatized re-enactment” part of a History Channel documentary
L-R I’m gonna keep it real with you I don’t know any of these guys other than Barry Keoghan, so it’s him dressed as Ringo Starr and three other douches dressed up as John Lennon, George Harrison, and Paul McCartney, all in the famous “Abbey Road crossing” outfits
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not going to be posting my feelings about this one because this is THE album for me, you understand, there is part of me that always lives here
The cover of Ray of Light by Madonna
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Omg look at the first cat on the right, it’s 19th century Ollie
A sealpoint and white cat wirh pink ears lying on an oatmeal colored crochet blanket, next to a magenta floral throw pillow. One of his sheets of emotional support paper is visible in an upper corner
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fresh feather toy for a fresh little boy
A seal colorpoint and white cat with blue eyes and a pink nose lying on his back on layered blankets on a floral duvet. He is gripping a feather toy with his front paws and looking up at the toy’s string
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Elle Fanning as Catherine the Great in The Great, wearing an ermine hat and robe in a winter setting and with an expression of teary-eyed disbelief. If you loved the show like I did you know exactly what I mean by posting this screenshot
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My mom accidentally committed a minor chemical assault incident when she sauteed a handful of these for tacos the other day so we’ll see in two weeks if this is an edible war crime
A glass jar with a white lid on a speckled gray countertop. The jar is full of bright red chopped peppers, bay leaf, cloves, and cinnamon in a vinegar solution
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Isn’t it lucky I made four herb and hot pepper vinegar in June so I have something real good to pickle these in today?
A black handled vegetable chopping knife next to a small pile of bright red cowhorn peppers, all lying on a white plastic cutting board lying on a blond wood table
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Madonna and Kylie (there’s only one) embracingThe meme where a girl at a concert is doing a backbend edited so a column of blue-white light is erupting from her heart
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Twitter post by user very tall bart @TallBart: 

"It's so scary how no one on Earth can resist the siren call of LLMs bc it creates such a big dopamine hit and it's so easy and useful and idk I'm just sooo scared"
shut the fuck up
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The hold this one had and has on me!!
The cover of the Bedtime Stories album by Madonna
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Boy I love being vegan but I sure miss cheese, if only there was something I could use to make a tasty alternative” The humble cashew:
A gray colorpoint and white cat curled up in a cashew-like C shape on a purple faux velvet armchair with his back against a green faux velvet throw pillow
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Poster for Ravenous (1999) starring Robert Carlyle and Guy Pearce
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Put your paws in the air it’s Show Some Tummy Saturday!!
A gray colorpoint and white cat lying on his back on a teal and yellow plaid blanket on a couch covered with a white slipcover, next to a few throw pillows. His front paws and back left leg are curled up, and his right leg is stretched almost all the way out. His tail is wiggling to one side
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We’ve been watching Dark Winds at @msperoni.bsky.social’s insistence and I’ve seen enough: car cooler than he is, always getting shot, disastrously stupid about the woman he loves, welcome back Endeavour Morse
Kiowa Gordon as Jim Chee in Dark WindsKiowa Gordon as Jim Chee in Dark WindsShaun Evans as Endeavour Morse and Sara Vickers as Joan Thursday in EndeavourShaun Evans as Endeavour Morse in Endeavour
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Can you believe I got this one for Christmas as a teen one year
The cover of Erotica by Madonna
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy birthday!!
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
But also
L-R Renee O’Connor as Gabrielle of Potedaia and Lucy Lawless as Xena, of Xena: Warrior PrincessL-R Laurence Mason as Lord Nikon, Jesse Bradford as Joey, Renoly Santiago as the Phantom Phreak, Matthew Lillard as Cereal Killer, Angelina Jolie as Acid Burn, and Jonny Lee Miller as Zero Cool/Crash Override, the cast of HackersL-R Matthew Ferguson as Birkoff, Alberta Watson as Madeline, Don Francks as Walter, Roy Dupuis as Michael, Peta Wilson as Nikita, and Eugene Robert Glazer as Operations, the cast of La Femme Nikita
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you posted them please know you are my beloved cousin forever
The Adflatus by artist pigsbliss, an abstract rendering of Mulder and Scully in haunted autumnal tones. This is THE fanart to me ever
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer
L-R John Tuturro, Tim Blake Nelson, and George Clooney in O Brother, Where Art Thou
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cover of for bisexuals by bisexuals magazine titled Anything That Moves (1990-2002) responding to the Newsweek bisexuality issue: three bisexuals with much cooler styling and better lighting are holding the Newsweek mag together, reading with grossed out expressions
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hannah Waddington…
Guy trying to bite through a keyboard
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Excerpt: 

It didn't happen overnight, so maybe you didn't notice, but the signs of your transformation into slop publications were gradual, and preceded generative-Al. They began when you demanded horror fiction without blood, when you wanted romance but turned your nose up at eroticism and sexuality, and worst of all, when you wanted stories of rebellion and resistance, but dismissed anything that might be overly critical of the status quo. You chased away authors like Isabel Fall who drew a line connecting your industry and that of war criminals who still sponsor the annual Hugo Awards. You pretended to champion diversity while still prioritizing white perspectives, thus allowing frauds like Freydis Moon to play you all for fools for years, meanwhile actual marginalized authors were silenced for sounding the alarm bells. You stripped genre lit of everything that made it messy, uncomfortable, uncompromising, and human, and are surprised you wound up being the perfect marks for a machine.
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Pumpkin Instigator @leeblack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sell your book in five words: five losers dig up sixth
The cast of ARISE, YE SKELETON KING!, L-R: Renfaer, Sila, Monty, ZUA ERL ANH, Erris, and Simnel, drawn by Escher Cattle and written by Lee Black (me) and Brian Clevinger
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