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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know why I made this
Holbein's Ambassadors with Eddie from Iron Maiden's Piece of Mind in place of the anamorphic skull
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In junior school the piano fell over and landed on our head teacher's ankle. We sat there and did nothing till the bigger kids came in. (N.b. this exists as more anecdote than true memory, I will not be taking questions.)
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trotsky invents a meme (Anna Karenina):
A passage ending "In my article I..."
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today in bad youtube auto captions:
An Elvis Presley robot saying "I am Elvis Presley" is captioned as saying "I am Novus Praxus"
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Well that escalated quickly
Each book contains five simple, often humorous short stories chronicling the exploits of an anthropomorphic frog and toad. The situations in which they find themselves are a cross between the human and animal worlds. Some of their adventures include attempting to fly a kite, cleaning Toad's dirty house, and finding out different reasons for isolation.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Recommended for you" on a japanese food site I am browsing - I can't say I'm *completely* untempted:
An autonomous bionic robot for sale for forty one thousand pounds
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Goddamn non stop work meetings interrupting my crucial project of *checks notes* listening to "Tiger Sex" by Hannah Peel.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
On a train, a hen party has just got on and have chosen to sit in seats behind, in front of, and across the aisle from me. Only an hour to go.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is the picture sent my airbnb host for how to get inside. I hope it becomes clear on arrival.
A confusing image of two cartoon people interacting with a mysterious 3d objecting signifying some kind of technology. A small part of the image possibly showing a keyboard is highlighted with a handdrawn red circle and arrow pointing to it. There is a large red cross and banner at the bottom saying Failed.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
foodguessr.com keeps on giving
Small Sausage In Large Sausage
Small pork sausage, Large sticky rice sausage
This dish involves grilling a pork sausage until it's fully cooked. Then, a sticky rice sausage is prepared, usually by steaming, and sliced open lengthwise. The grilled pork sausage is placed inside the sliced sticky rice sausage, and the combination is garnished with condiments like garlic
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Playing foodguessr.com, not much to go on here. Got it in 5.
Twelve Grapes
12 grapes
This dish consists of twelve fresh grapes, each eaten in rapid succession as the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve. The tradition symbolizes good luck and prosperity for each month of the coming year. Participants eat one grape for every chime.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Made a gif for That Frame so you can watch it in 30 seconds:
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I wonder if this HS2 scar is visible from space?
Google maps satellite view showing a huge scar across England from the HS2 works.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Buying a used car is enough to make me want full communism. One government issue make (I'll allow different models), no dealing with salesmen or comparing a dozen different factors.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Walking down my local high street at 10pm squeezing past the cars on the pavment all occupied by people wearing pyjamas/onesies. Wtf.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Thanks to a new Samsung tv with Rakuten TV app I'm now watching Jackie Chan's Armor of God. This is the most insane opening ten minutes of a film I've ever seen, possibly in history.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Robocall: Hello, I would like to talk to you about work. Please add me on whatsapp. (Hangs up) Wtf is this low effort bullshit?
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Fans of Lemuria and the hollow earth please direct your mind probes to this incredible article (extract from a forthcoming book); www.theparisreview.org/blog/2025/03...
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“A Threat to Mental Health”: How to Read Rocks - The Paris Review
“PLEASE wake up! No matter what cavern idiots tell you in the back of your mind, look at these stones and understand what they are! How can anyone ignore these marvelous ancient picture books?”
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Might as well microblog the Dangerous Visions stories eh. "Evensong" by Lester del Rey: advertised as an allegory, it's more like a shaggy dog story with a lame punchline - i've also seen the idea used elsewhere, wonder if I can track it down.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm reading Dangerous Visions. Publisher: Hey Harlan, how's that groundbreaking SF anthology coming along? Harlan Ellison: Great, full of brutal violence, child rape, murder, paedophilia and homophobia just like you asked! Publisher: ... I know it was sold as taboo-busting but this is ridiculous.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
At long last—#Christmasdome, the Bracket to Determine the Greatest M.R. James Ghost Story, Round 2, open until Christmas Day
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A Ghost Tourney for Christmas Round 2
Being that it's the Christmas season and everyone will be busy, I've decided the most practical way to maximize participation and possibility for Round 2 will be to post all the matches at once and le...
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Stuck on a slow moving bus with a driver who is scared to use bus lanes.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
If God had meant us to floss he would have made our hands smaller than our mouths.
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
My 28yo sister in law says this is made up but then said she recently had to google gen z emoji translations so ¯\(°_o)/¯
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Reg Delmot returns @ledge.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
This 'as you type' AI image generator is incredible, also hilarious fastsdxl.ai (prompt: mona lisa hands)
AI mona lisa with mutant jazz handsAI mona lisa with mutant jazz handsAI mona lisa with mutant hands reaching inAI mona lisa with mutant hands
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