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The K is Silent

@leaveitnigel.bsky.social
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I’m a professional cynic but my heart’s not in it

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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excuse me warden, is there any foie gras on the breakfast menu?
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might wear my red shirt next week for the lolz 😂
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I save my white trainers for best!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m one of only two Leeds fans at our work. Got pulled up the other day for wearing red trainers. Do I have a grievance case? #LUFC
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is that her actual name, or is she some kind of The Day Today style parody?
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Musn’t.. Get.. Carried.. Away… #LUFC
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UEFA Champions League Logo Reveal
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Home from the holiday, took an aerial shot from the plane on the way home. No prizes for guessing which city this is! #AerialPhotography
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I got off the tram after work and ran home to watch it in the news, absolutely stunned
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Back home this weekend; get the impression that my next run will be a little chillier 🥶 #Running
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Six goals conceded in forty minutes? Time for a drink. 😡 #LUFC
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Need to get in early to beat the heat in this part of the world! #Running #Holiday
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I er… read it somewhere, that’s right, an article on Facebook. I’ve never even been in Armley!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Isn’t it some kind of code used in prison, to show that you’re “available”? 🤔
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I got a tattoo on my 40th birthday, and it was a few weeks before I dared show my mum!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That’s what I wonder. If the boats actually did stop would these people put their balaclavas away, get jobs and live responsible lives?
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They aren’t as bad as feared, addictive though!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Note to self. Must start an online shop selling balaclavas.
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve benched Raya to put Verbruggen in goal for this week. Cue a DCL hat trick.
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
ALT: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation.
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Couldn’t miss the opportunity to take a photo; it was gone a few minutes later!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is just basic economics. If Liverpool can fill their stadium charging £70-£80 a ticket, who can blame them?
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Once read a piece by Frank Skinner, who said that away fans are like inviting people round to your house, only for them to slag off your decor and furniture, call your wife ugly, laugh about any problems you’re having, then smashing your downstairs toilet up 😂
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Autumn. The finest of the seasons. #Running
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not sure what’s going on with Freddie Mercury’s right/left hand?
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And as a bonus it makes for great cinema too 😂
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Looking like we’re in for a successful season #LUFC
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Carabao Cup Final: Liverpool FC vs Chelsea FC
ALT: Carabao Cup Final: Liverpool FC vs Chelsea FC
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mrs Silent genuinely upset about this news, Jolene is one of her favourite songs. She hasn’t been this upset since George Michael died ten years ago #DollyParton news.sky.com/story/countr...
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Country music legend Dolly Parton dies
Country music legend Dolly Parton, who wrote hit songs Jolene and I Will Always Love You, has died aged 80, her family announced on social media.
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Usually the same fuckheads who insist on respecting democracy when their side wins
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The thing that bothers me more is that the T-Rex always emerges, then spends a few seconds roaring at their intended prey before starting to run. Any predator worth its salt tries to sneak up on prey as quietly as possible. No wonder they’re extinct.
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks great so far!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Written in the stars! #LUFC
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Leicester City Lcfc Premier League Trophy
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The heart bleeds! 😂
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Normally I’d say the “mauled by the tigers” song is embarrassing. Not today though! 😂 #LUFC #mufc
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was at that game against Forest. Think I may struggle to bring back the curtains though
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I put the thick dressing gown in last night. Welcome back old friend!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love the “inspired by” bollocks that comes with every shirt release these days; someone will get paid a fortune to come up with it!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Running in the rain? Been a while since I’ve done that! #Running #HereComesTheRainAgain
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m hoping she like the petition just after finishing the bottle. And to think I used to have a bit a crush on her!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Burnham could put mines and electric fences in the channel and machine gun nests on the south coast to pick off any boats that manage to make it across, but it wouldn’t matter for some. They don’t care about immigration levels, unless reform are the ones to deliver it
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The problem with easy answers and soundbites is they don’t work in real life
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He was at school in 1976, so it would have been the school holidays, with all the carefree fun that goes with being that age #RoseTintedGlasses
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s great under the sea anyway, we went scuba diving off Mauritius a few years ago and it was spectacular
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They’re so entrenched in their “climate change is a hoax” mindset that they’re getting desperate now. If they were on the Titanic they’d have said how lovely it was to have a new swimming pool below deck.
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They’ve used the “legitimate concerns” argument before 🤮
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had a botched run the other night, during the gap between work and eclipse viewing but struggled in the searing temperatures. Conditions more suited for humans this morning, and it showed! #Running
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I remember feeling this after getting back from Rhodes last year. Like a king sitting on his throne!
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You just know that they’ll find him guilty, hand out some punishment, which he’ll then use to feed the “they’re all out to get me” routine.
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Ana Kasparian: Who Could've Seen That Coming?
ALT: Ana Kasparian: Who Could've Seen That Coming?
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Solar eclipse followed by a meteor shower tonight. Wonder what’s next? #DayOfTheTriffids
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The K is Silent @leaveitnigel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m more concerned about the handover technique; Farage should be tearing off ahead of Churchill, not behind him. No chance of a medal.
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