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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 3h

"The sound a cow might make when spanked" "How someone might spell “gesundheit” if they weren’t allowed to look it up" ^^^ Two of my favorites; looooolz @tylergooch.bsky.social

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

NOTE: The "adult content" in the picture is a classic Greek sculpture lol lol

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thanks to Kyrie @ Jane Austen's Wastebasket for publishing this one so quickly ... because I worked on it for a looooong time.

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"With haste, fill yon lamb bladders to the brim with undiluted wine!" Definitely something Alexander the Great would say. medium.com/jane-austens...

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How Alexander The Great Got This Party Started Long Before Pink

“It’s 331 BC and I’m comin’ up, comin’ up.”

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"I found out my college roommate, who became an elementary-school teacher, genuinely laughs more than I do." ^^^ so many good lines but this one is a truth

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Do kids today know how to self-talk and soothe their fears that none of this (*gestures around self*) matters in the Grand Scheme of Things? I just uncovered my blogs from 2000 and YIKES time is a bullet train with zero stops. This post = self soothing obvs

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

on repeat in my mind ... also, kangaroos are aliens, right?

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

"Accept that you have a lot going on right now....You're down to your last pen, and it's the annoying one that leaks." ^^^ so relatable! hilarious piece, no notes

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Son: Is that Neil Young? Dad: No, that Neil old. ^^^ my favorite, but ALL the jokes are gold

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I was so busy digging my own grave that I forgot to share this essential report. Thanks @theonion.com for the tips!

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

"Today’s agenda looks like it’s going to eat and leave no crumbs." Pure brillance, @audreyburges.bsky.social

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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

“Perimenopause ain’t for pussies.” By @leannehope.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/navigate-the...

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Try to guess who makes a surprise cameo in my new story --no, it's not Mo Willems medium.com/frazzled/lea...

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Leaked Script of HBO’s New Drama: School Book Fair

A parent’s worst nightmare

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Just gorgeous. Death Valley stands out as one of the most memorable landscapes I've ever witnessed. Would love to be there right now.

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

My husband told me he likes Sad Beck more than Dance Beck. Is this grounds for divorce?

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

"How many people in your hometown have cancer?" says my mother-in-law during a lull in the conversation. The only acceptable answer is, "everyone."

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Making good on this idea from approx. 3 years ago: Reaching out to old friends in short phone calls (& text messages). HIGHLY recommended. Also, better late than never. www.nytimes.com/2023/01/02/w...

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Day 2: The Secret Power of the 8-Minute Phone Call (Published 2023)

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I started using expensive shower gel and now all I want to do is smell my own shoulder.

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

On my tombstone: I read about the band Geese in an old New Yorker and now I really dig their music.

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Comedy with lots of pooping, my fave! Not kidding. Read it & lol:

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Check out some hot, hot comedy by yours truly. Thanks @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social! 🌞❤️

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Leanne Hope @leannehope.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Opening this book to any page is a delight and a goddamn inspiration. Happy anniversary, Dead Frog.

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