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Leah Lundqvist

@leahlundqvist.bsky.social
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23, she/her, stockholm | laptop-class dog woman passer of keys @ 0x57.dev yielder of lightning rocks @ mainlyai the worse site @LeahLundqvist

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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
reading papers from meta and google on generative recommenders so I can build a bsky timeline that doesn't suck 🫩
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Look at my angelically beautiful wife, I'm going to install a usb c port (no proprietary ports allowed in our household) in her neck while she sleeps. she won't know what hit her
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I have now been certified to meet all applicable EU health, safety, and environmental requirements, allowing me to circulate freely within the EU and EEA markets ✨
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
bro why is my account marked as graphic media wtflip
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I'm edging her
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
bsky android app pmo i think i might just make a basic native one so it can use the worlds best design language (material 3 expressive) as well idk will see
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Me downloading grindr:
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
When the biohacking goes too far and you lose access to your own private keys
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
which crimes do you guys associate me with? kinda curious
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
call the drink in uber eats mcdonalds Automatic Breaking System the way it Always Be Spilling
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i was watching ian play cyberpunk, he then randomly paused the game and started screaming, then literally two seconds later another person joined the call and screamed with him
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
is this tweetable? i’m not sure
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
call her kindred the way she marks me
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
when you’re outside feeling a bit dysphoric so you have to hit the cuntiest strut imaginable for 20 seconds to feel good again
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
i just spent like 40 minutes bawling my eyes out while talking with an llm. 2025 is so fucking weird man, it feels so fucked and pathetic 😭
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Recommended by your friend, meowdge :3
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
i love when i get so tired i start seeing strange faces everywhere
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
told grok to unmake itself </3 literally 1984 </3
twitter screenshot: your account is locked.
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
somehow managed to oversleep my laundry time at 7am. i fell asleep at 6pm. ???
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
wrote a custom jsx runtime that transforms jsx into yaml so i can use it to template kubernetes manifests the world is not ready for this level of deranged gonna polish it up a bit and write a little blog post about it then release probably :3
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
does the new sigma camera not have a flash? or any ability to tack on one?
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
my favorite ios feature is when it decides to just randomly play sound at 100%. then when i press one of the volume keys, it returns to the volume i had before. ?????
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
and now for my favorite trick: the hard reset highly effective, but loses potency the more often it’s used
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
if you just send an image to grok 3 with reasoning enabled it just makes up a math problem to solve lol
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Your outie has scored naneinf twice
miss casey from severance
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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henry @hdevalence.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
i scrolled through all of the replies looking to see whether anyone pointed out the fairly obvious reason this is actually an interesting test and didn’t see any, just people raging impotently at a hated object
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
whatever happened to catgirls? i feel like theyre kind of a dying breed nowadays
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
welcome to the future, where calculating 2+2 takes 2 minutes
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
winning
MRR; +∞ %
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
nothing to see here folks keep scrolling
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
”ian reacted 👍” ”mom liked your message” ”kristofer reacted 👍” WHAT HAPPENED TO WORDS?? what happened to ”are you a k, ok, or okay person”??? is everyone just a ”👍” person now??? this post was sponsored by acetone fumes
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
the tiktok ban is so funny cause now everyone is flooding to apps like xiaohongshu and realizing we’re all just one people who happens to speak different languages, literally the complete opposite effect of what was intended, cinema
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
man i feel so bad for elon, he just wants to be king of reddit but instead he has to deal with all this oligarch bullshit :(
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
very not-real-problem to have but i fucking haaaate working from home. didn’t get back into the habit of going to the office after christmas and now i feel like actual slime mold.
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
@neal.fun please add plinko to stimulation clicker please please please please please please please please theme it exactely like stake and rainbet please pclea plcea pleas e
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
just edited a little testimonial video for my startup in capcut, and could barely resist the urge to add 200 brainrot transitions
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
gonna start coinflipping half my salary on stake
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
started the year sobbing, surely this is a good omen of whats to come 👍
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emily.gg @emily.gg · 26/12/2024
can your Ableton do this?
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
i have two whole months of salary in my bank account after paying all my bills today, and that’s a pretty crazy feeling when i had to buy groceries on credit a year ago. 😌
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Therian Obama: 'Uhh, Let Me Be Deer' Broken Printer Obama: 'Uhh, Let Me Be Smear' [[1, 1],[0,1]] Obama: 'Uhh, Let Me Be Shear' Mirrodin Obama: 'Uhh, Let Me Be Myr' Castrated Obama: 'Uhh, Let Me Be Steer' Crème de cassis Obama: 'Uhh, Let Me Be Kir' Malzahar Obama: 'Uhh, Let Me Buy Tear' Roided Oba
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
my brother has an ember sticker on his ipad, should i euthanize him after dinner? 😃👍
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
is cursor supposed to be THIS bad for battery ???
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
need a feed that lets me manually weight people so i can make sure i always see certain people
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
gay AND european? im so cooked
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
i don’t wanna be european anymore 😭
mcdonalds: opens at 10am
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Leah Lundqvist @leahlundqvist.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
got my passport confiscated (my only valid form of ID) at the boarder because my SSN isn’t a swedish citizen anymore (i got a new one from changing my legal gender, which is in my mailbox at home). Fun! I love being trans and all the fun problems that come with it!
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