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@leafyfififoo.bsky.social
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I am me, I like stuff. I am terrible at bio writing. 🐶🤓🎰🤘🕹🐢🌘📸🌾 Isle of Wight-er I ain't no followback girl 💩🍌 TV-based spam on fridays & sundays, mostly, non-watchers may want to mute those hashtags

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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Watching the channel 4 reform news special on +1. Wow
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey #VisionExpress, you're part of the problem. No I don't want to trial Metas pervert glasses & now I don't want to use you for my eye tests at all.
The online booking system for Vision Express, the choices are to book an Advanced eye test or an eye test with AI glasses demo.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When you let google perv on your online habits, it sometimes asks the questions you aren't expecting to be asked @rathergood.bsky.social
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
19mm of rain over ~5hrs, the first for months. I doubt very much of that ended up in drains yet it went straight into overspill, into the sea & not to be treated like what we pay for it to be What hope is there #SouthernWater @ofwat.bsky.social Map here: riversandseaswatch.southernwater.co.uk
map of the isle of wight showing lots of orange markers where sewerage has been "overflowed" into waterways and the sea instead of going to treatment
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Has it though, Google? Has it? Poke gemini back in its hole & let me edit my pics by myself, all I need is crop & a blur tool & I'm happy. I don't want to prompt my phone to make videos, I just want to not rinse my battery 😭
Screenshot "your pixel just got better" then a list of shit that isn't, including forced AI
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey Google... Fuck you 🖕
Email except, Google are removing "Google assistant" and forcing gemini AI on users to replace it
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Evri acknowledging their wages are shite and now asking us to tip the good ones as they can't afford a bonus for good reviews or to sack the shit ones
Screenshot from the Evri delivery app, 5* review of courier left, pop up then shows "tip your courier"
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Day 2 of the #WightWildfire and we have a helicopter with a bucket! Come watch him do his thing, it's super interesting, dude has skills www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq3b...
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#SolarWanker
An image showing 4 bubbles, solar generation, load, battery & grid. The arrows point from solar & battery to load with no energy flowing into the house from the grid.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hot dog Squeaky frog Alberquerque
Dog (mixed breed, scruffy black and white, medium sized with big ears) on a grey sofa lying next to a small fanSame dog now with a squeaky frog toy
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyone here still on Instagram? Your account maaaaay not have this setting (think it's on pro only, maybe?) but go to your settings -> sharing & reuse and scroll down, if you find a section "allow people to use your content with AI features" turn that shit off. #FuckAI
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dick Strawbridge Sparrow helps all the other birds when their nests spring a leak & need fixing up
This file is named "dick in door", that's genuinely is what the image shows, except, thankfully, it is a man named Dick Strawbridge (jolly man, very large moustache) standing in a doorway (outside, looks like a shed or outbuilding). Phew.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ffs death, Anthony Head was not on the list >:(
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Had heard nothing about The Boroughs on Netflix, but given the cast (and my soft spot for Denis O'Hare) we gave it a watch on a whim. Well worth it, it's a bit "stranger things in a retirement village" but it's a decent story, wrapped up in 8eps & hopefully a 2nd season.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
credit: www.threads.com/@phillthebul...
If you wake up to a Reform Council this morning, and you have capacity to do so, I suggest you take a trip around your ward and note every minor little thing. Take it straight to the office and say "This needs doing urgently. Give it a week, do the same. Eventually they'll shit the bed and resign.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Proud to be part of the "No Party Majority" club. Just 1 seat kept Reform out of being the named council here (needed 20, got 19) #EveryVoteCounts #IsleOfWight
a map of the Isle of Wight (UK) showing all councilor seats by party. Reform 19, Independent 10, Lib Dem 4, Green & Conservative 2 each, Labour & Island Independents 1 each.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cockchafer!
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I had to stop, I was going mouse-click crazy
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dear #Microsoft Know that I hate you. Remove support, fine. Revoke all access to existing files though? Poke that right up your arse. Yours, A casual Publisher user who needs to figure out how to convert a ton of files to something which will continue to exist.
Microsoft warning message popup, reads: "Publisher is retiring. Beginning October 2026, publisher will no longer be supported & you won't be able to access publisher or open publisher files"
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Oops
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy New Year! 🎉
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I shall take this advice only when my downstairs stops working, until then I decline this offer
Email subject reading: "It's time to replace the CR2450 battery for your Downstairs"
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
#GameOfWool Di is the 7th symbol
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Why is Di wearing knitted lego? #GameOfWool
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I'm a child of the 90s, what can I say? #SpotifyWrapped
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Made some spaghetti #GameOfWool
yellow strands of wool

pic stolen from https://thetiptoefairy.com/
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Well now I'm grumpy. They could at least join it with the next colour in the spool sequence! Tom wouldn't put up with such shoddy yarn joins! Now, we frog 🐸
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's a medium, sure but no hints/checks and I amazed myself with this one today. Usually sub-10mins but never under 5. In the 'doku zone
New York Times Sudoku completion screen - showing a finished in time of 3:13
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Tried again, much better results, both the same size too, huzzah (using sensible wool helped). I started making these watching "Who framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon. It was a Saturday well spent #crochet
2 fingerless gloves, one has a hand glamorously modelling it (I kid, my hands are anything but). They are mustard yellow and a grey/blue stripe
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Glove has friend! Somehow taller & thinner, but 🤷🏼‍♀️ fits slightly better so silver linings
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Holy cow. I have a glove. Tomorrow though is "remember what you did before" day when its friend is attempted. It's damn warm too, which already means it fulfils it's raison d'etre. Result! #crochet #crochetsky
A fingerless glove! Teal with lilac stripes. Very amateur but it's a thing
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hand bit in progress, not done Tunisian style crochet before but - aside from unweildy hooks - it's pretty straightforward
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Operation: make gloves is a go! One cuff done. Will I be able to make a 2nd one to match it later? Chances unlikely!
A rectangle of teal crochet
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Tonight's experiment in "I can totally make this after watching just a single YT tutorial" is gloves. I'm not putting the heating on yet & my hands are numb using the computer all day. Fingerless gloves/wristwarmers ahoy! Will I get bored? (yes). Will they look crap? (yes). Let's find out!
2 rolls of chunky wool, one teal the other lilac on a tray with crochet hooks & accessories.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Why do you keep referring to this as Saturday night, it's super confusing? 00:50 falls on Sunday, even your own schedule agrees
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
What if I told you there was more than 1 discover feed... You can remove them from your view but you can't stop yourself appearing on them because big algorithm demands it. I've got a "popular with friends" feed pinned instead, it's similar but slightly more curated at least
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Morning!
A clump of tiny pink cyclamen flowers in early morning sun
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
(stolen from various other posts)
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Obvs for pictures of Gail Porter
John Anderson, referee of 90s Gladiators fame with a caption saying "Projectors... Ready!"
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@support.bsky.team another morning on here and another morning of nonsense trending topics which have no relevance to me. We're not all Americans, none of this is relevant to the rest of the world (though GN is pretty lol it's still US politics). Please tailor them by location.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Is this really the best comedy we have to offer? 1 - no 2 - hell no 3 - eh, I've caught a bit of it 4 - eurgh #NTAs
Nation Television Awards voting selection for best comedy show:
Michael McIntyre, Mrs Browns Boys, Brassic, Gavin & Stacey
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
If I try to intentionally grow cyclamen it is the fussiest plant, laughs at me when I water it, laughs at me when I don't & then just stops being. Yet in the middle of a drought-dead lawn, this little wild guy popped up this morning 🤦‍♀️ #PlantLifeFindsAWay #🌱
A tiny pale pink flower in a dead patch of law
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This is GENIUS, according to this BBC map, they're gonna build a new data centre right in the Solent! No need to pipe in precious water, it's gonna be IN the water instead. Will it double up as a bridge too?! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Data centres to be expanded across UK as concerns mount
A map of the south of the UK showing red blobs where proposed datacentres are going to be built. they have put a blob between portsmouth & the isle of wight, right in the solent.
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Oh Spotify really? It goes "This ain't a city, it's a god damn arse face" then "I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats, also into caaaaaaaaaaattts". Everyone knows that.
Screencap from Spotify showing fall out boy playing the song "this ain't a scene it's a goddamn arse face" (100% that's it's title, no lie, honest) with window 2 displaying "hmm, we don't know the lyrics for this one".
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi... *shudder*
Image: Clippy the bastard paperclip saying "You've just opened an age restricted website and it looks like you're about to watch some pornography.
If you need any assistance I'll be here listening"
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
As a former retail worker, one of the first things we're told is not to do this. Then we are told of situations where staff members have chased shoplifters & been beaten up as soon as they get out the door, the company just going "*shrug* we told you not to, enjoy claiming your sick pay, hurry back"
Headline from the Telegraph - "Public must stand up to shoplifters, says policing chief"
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Fay @leafyfififoo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
k, you can stop now, thx 😶‍🌫️
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