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Armand | Parody

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Complicated. #devilsminion #forevermice #betterthanblueberries #InterviewWithTheVampire | 21+ RP | MV/Selectively MS | Books and TV Series | #Scripturient | #Fake

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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 7h
Debatable.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 8h
// I want to be home. I want to write. 😤
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
~ can get poetic now and again. “I just need a few minutes. Then we can go out.” Lest they sleep the night away.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now it’s his turn to scoot closer, and he buries his face in Daniel’s chest. He would be more than happy with simply not minding. But yes, it is more. He tries to avoid superlatives like “soulmates” but . . . They fit. They work. And everything before was worth finding this. Alright. Maybe he ~
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“I’m very lucky there is,” he returns with a grin of his own. There is a lot wrong with him, too. Or if not wrong, just not what most seek. Daniel was the one remarkable exception. “You don’t mind my strangeness.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“I . . . kept vigil.” So no. He probably could have slept if he really tried, but it’s sort of Daniel 24/7 in his brain at the moment. His companion was content. That was what mattered. “You know, anyone else would have thrown me right out to discover me there.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No need for insecurity. Not with him. Armand lifts an arm and rests it on Daniel’s waist. Touch and closeness is precisely what he wants. He always wants Daniel to feel wanted. Loved. “You seemed to be resting well,” he offers up. It might be night, but he’s in no hurry to leave this spot.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He ment more that he didn’t want to push Daniel to closeness before he is ready. Armand has the memories. Daniel does not. But Armand still wanted to /be/ close. To protect him. So the “our bed” comment makes him grin. “in that case, here I shall be.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The answer is an easy one. “I would like to join you. Just didn’t want to . . . push.” And somehow crawling under the bed seemed . . . appropriate?
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He knows. “Thank you,” he replies, pulling the blanket up around him. “This is definitely better.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hops up. Agreed. Far more comfortable.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Curled up under the bed. Ready with his letters.
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Pandora @she-who-remains.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Always check for the Armand under your bed before you go to sleep....
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𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲 @lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Even the ancients know of the threat of a Surprise Armand.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make Lestat and Louis check. They look under the bed and are scared by a surprise Armand.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe . . . But he would prefer to be on the bed.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
// Armand just being a gremlin under the bed. 🤣
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @nowhearmeroar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐄. 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃." AU portrayal character of Cersei Lannister. Potential ship and chemistry preferred. Written by: #FierceKhaleesi ↺ + ♡
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*freezes and hopes Ciro forgets*
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe . . . a few more times? Is he sure? Like . . . he’s made up for . . . the thing?
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*crawls out*
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Immediately, Armand scoops him up into his arms. He likes this.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can he carry him there?
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Exponentially better than that.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
~ it is hard to tell sea from sky. "I wish I could capture that light," he says softly. "Place it in a painting how my eyes see it . . . so that you can see it."
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Armand smiles. Something happening a lot lately. "I never will." Already, he is in too deep. Daniel would always been in his care and protection. Always. Before long, they reach the summit, and he takes Daniel's hand again. Sea stretches out before them, and, with the twinkling of the stars ~
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mhmm. Just the two of them.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They could go to their beach. Hold each other and listen to the waves. Not silent but . . . quiet.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He has excellent ideas, thank you very much.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They can find other ways to make things quiet and peaceful.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Those are not words he would say to him again.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“The world is too much with us late and soon . . .” He always liked that one.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@brightreporter.bsky.social
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@lobbingbombs.bsky.social
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Dragoș Alucard | Parody @darkest-devotion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Friend, were you looking for me?” ~ 21+ #SmutlessRP ~ #Dracula ~ MV/Selectively MS Based on the Audible adaptation combined with the scribe’s own musings. Penned by #Scripturient
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Misses @lobbingbombs.bsky.social The scribe is pooped but shall reply tomorrow when the braincells are functioning again. Unhappy Armand.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*stretches like a cat*
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His fledgling really is progressing quickly.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He would be sad if he did make it easy. And he looks forward to an eternity of this. Playfulness. Joy.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Armand laughs and jumps down, too. And off they go again. One of these days, he is going to make Daniel chase him.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I know you will.” And he knows he will. Leap that is. But they can enjoy the break. “You are already farther ahead than most at this point.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Daniel would be fine. But Armand perches on the branch beside him regardless. “Maybe I like impressing you.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
// Shall do proper replies tomorrow 🩷 The brain has been overloaded 🤣
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He could scurry, too. But it’d much less effort just . . . floating on up to where Daniel is. “A valiant effort.”
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A very fun chase.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He likes confident. And if the world disappears, Daniel can . . . hide behind a tree.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is he doubting his stamina?
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When he catches him — and he will — one of them is going up against the wall. Doesn’t matter who. He’s not picky.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His pupils dilate. Consider the chase on.
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Armand | Parody @le-maitre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watching it makes him incredibly . . . hungry.
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