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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chase bank ceo needs to be put in an AI ad. They would love it! Chase CEO and their entire family love eating turds here’s an awesome video of them and their loved ones tucking into big turd feast. Here’s the CEO’s spouse having turd breakfast in bed with a stranger! So cool!
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Took them to the Slayer show a bit later and all was forgiven.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
None of us were happy that night, “that was cool, right?” , said the dumb boy (me) girls I was with “#%@€;*¥”. Still friends with them.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Once was enough for me.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“You goddamned kids will never know what it’s like to get soaked in Gwar juice” , I say on my way to the home.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just tear off of piece of wax paper and put it on top of your microwaveables. Bowl of pasta with exploding sauce wrap that dangerous device in wax paper, hit reheat. Got some funk going on in the micro heat up a bowl of water and vinegar give the magic white cooker a steam bath.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The place that will never get nasty again cuz your genius wife taught your feral ass that wax paper is the solution.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Couple cartons of Parliaments and you got yerself a 2001 good time.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Daddy what’s it like being a bitch made pedo protector?”, asked all of JD’s kids forever.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
GTA is having my baby, cuz Claude can’t commit to parenthood. Here we are on the way to the doula
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On the way to the hospital now.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On the way to the hospital, I’m gonna be a daddy!
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Alexa, Claude, Siri and Gemini better back the fuck off cuz I’m in love w GTA. It’s having my baby!
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t head to the woods yet comrade.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kushner/Trump’s Saudi business partners invite scrutiny. I haven’t forgotten where the 9/11 terrorists came from and neither have the victims families still trying to get justice 25 years later.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Video west in Everett WA. We would rent a VCR that came in a big plastic road case. They had beta and vhs. Renting the VCR only happened a few times a year for birthday sleepovers or during Xmas break.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My mom would call them “tenny runners” sometimes. But “tennis shoes” is what they were called. WA/OR state.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Anthropic pays Elon $16 billion a year to use his CSAM factory. Pure evil all around.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Biological reality allows me to stuff these miserable weirdos in a garbage can after giving them atomic wedgies.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Spent all afternoon at the beach no photos to prove it cuz we left the phones in the car.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My father has a 5 speed S type. Great car!
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anthropic pays Elon $16 billion a year to use his CSAM factory.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anthropic pays Elon $16 billion a year to use his CSAM factory!
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anthropic pays Elon $16 billion a year to use his CSAM data centers, so they can fuck right off too.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My 87 vanagon could smoke that thing and it can stop too.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But how will I optimize the data on my tech stack? My giga bits will just start running wild without mein computer fuhrer.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would answer “hey Dario why are you paying that Nazi Elon $16 billion a year to use his CSAM data center?”
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I prefer to remember it as “when Dave Krieg was QB for the Seahawks and the McDLT was the height of burger technology”
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I fucked my knee up on my last bike, DRZ 400, 10 years ago, laid it down on a gravel road. Sold it before moving to CT. Got to ride a guys KTM 300 hundred earlier this summer, he has a little table top jump it was too much fun, but 48 is too old to be doing that shit, but I still got it.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We had 3 wheelers and dirt bikes, the three wheelers were the shit in the sand. Had a 200x dad had a souped up 350x and we both had mullets. Somehow neither of us ever sustained major injuries on those death traps.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Those things ripped! Had a great sound too. I wanted a 250R three wheeler so bad as a kid. We had sand dunes we would ride at and the dudes with paddle tires on the 250’s tore it up.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Albanians know Kushner is a criminal shit weasel, but Jeffries thinks he is a good faith negotiator.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Anthropic pays Elon $16 billion to use the same data centers that produce Elon’s CSAM and Nazi garbage. They all should be separated from society.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BA1f...
m.youtube.com
Hotdogs for Breakfast
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well done.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Where was it assembled? 1985 the Kadett won “European car of the year” , according to Wikipedia. You might be on to something… definitely have the oddest of Pontiacs.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The xj6 in the top left is a lovely color. What’s the story on the Le Mans? I’ve got a 66 that I’m slowly working on.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That’s why Volvo had headlight wipers! I never even tried the light wipers on the one Volvo I had. 98 V70 T5, manual.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Our backyard residents.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Melania is probably the one paying Natalie. Learned it from Ghislaine and Jeffrey.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She has access to all of Donnie’s contacts. She knows all Donnie’s secrets. There are others in the palace that are super jealous. This could get way more interesting.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Cheese ain’t got the juche.
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Slurp it up ai overlord m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvL...
m.youtube.com
hey ai come train on this song
YouTube video by Luke Nickle
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh dang, we call our boy, Elbee, Uncle Baby Butternut. He was more butternut colored when he was a kitten.
Orange and white cat lookin like a dummy.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Employees only.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cursor the newest name in CSAM coding
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Listening to Dave Niehaus call the post season game against the Yankees in 95, Edgar brought the series to a close in extra innings. Didn’t have TV at our house. Worst memory: King dome.
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ldacker.bsky.social @ldacker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bitchin rims and bfg’s.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
hey kids it's a quick look at the news www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
dailykos.com
Headline news 2026
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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