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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 2h

Was the album "...And Justice For All" about pumpkins?

PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 19h

After EA updated The Sims 4, promising that Sims would now act reasonably and appropriately, I can now confirm that they're even fucking worse.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

For what it's worth, we should be thankful that the tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park was unharmed. Think of how much worse this timeline would have gotten if the victim of a botched break-and-enter got punished for defending its home.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Imagine being in a position where you have to intentionally hold off on getting your winter vax. I would imagine being me.

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Our partners at OpenAI insist there is no cause for alarm - these bugs are part of the process.

OpenAI business plan:

Step 1: generate (redacted)
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Disturbed fans on suicide watch

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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Show: Pokémon the Series: Diamond and Pearl Language: Polish

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Discord's mascot: "uwu we made a fucky wucky" Artists: *Draws the mascot being brutally tortured & murdered in many different ways*

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I swear to god the only time I hear about this guy is if he gets his shit kicked in or if he gets charged with a criminal offence. Then again it's probably the algorithm knowing I love it when "influencers" fuck around & find out.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm not legally allowed to celebrate someone's downfall (according to the BlueSky police), but I'll be thankful that he outed himself as a zio scumbag so now people can stop pretending that his music was any good in the first place

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If someone on Twitter has a checkmark, it's also a good indicator that they might be a paedophile.

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Stuart Kay Reilly @stuartkreilly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“ Why do you have so few subs/views on almost everything” 1. I don’t do what YouTube tells me 2. I don’t use Clickbait. 3. I say whatever I want 4. I start every video with a vulgar joke 5. When people send me sponsorships, I send them furry porn 6. I make videos I would want to watch 7. I’m old

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran getting cancelled was NOT on my bingo card this year.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The wheel is turning, but I'm not too convinced the hamster's moving at all.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I was put in the naughty corner for my admittedly uncouth remark in regards to a certain former podcaster In my defence, I had no idea how oppressed they are as a community & are deserving of being able to live their lives as any other person without fearing for their safety because of who they are

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A few major chatbots went down the other day, forcing the intellectually inferior to use what was left of their braincells to remember they have to chew their food before they swallow. If they were down for any longer then some lobotomite would've suffocated on a slice of bread.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY FIXED MY INSTAGRAM FEED. It used to be full of shitty freebooted clips from television with clanker-written captions, with morons in the comments going "movie name?" despite it be written in said caption. NO MORE IS THIS CASE.

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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"

Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I've heard of 8 of these people, some of them, unfortunately, were unwilling.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

LIFE HACK: Are you sick of these so-called "influencers" getting in your face with a camera hoping to get a reaction out you for the dumb shit their trying to pull? Simply say the following: "This video is sponsored by [brand], this is a paid advertisement"

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

For two days in a row, the wrong 80 year old was evicted from this plane of existence. I better not be needing to add to this post too soon.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

INSTAGRAM. IF I WANTED TO INSTALL THREADS, I WOULD HAVE DONE SO ALREADY. STOP SHOWING ME POSTS FROM YOUR SHITTER CLONE.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"thEy dOnt mAkE cArtOOns lIkE thIs AnymOrE" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST COYOTE VS ACME IS IN THE CINEMAS GO WATCH IT

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"If our feature was relying on an opt-in basis, no one would actually do it" - Some Twitch staffer "If consent was relying on an opt-in basis, no one would actually give it" - Jimmy Saville, probably

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スキタダキマ〜ス🌻 @synxiec.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026

Hey folks, About that AI opt-out feature Twitch was talking about? It's not just the streamers that have to turn that off. EVERYONE has to turn it off, because anything on your account, including the clips you make, will be fed to that infernal, ignominious devil machine if you don't. /1

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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Show: The Amazing Digital Circus Language: Persian Country: Iran Version: Soren Studio

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I just wonder if I should just stream on KICK at this point. Couldn't be any worse than Twitch is right now.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The assests used by the Total Drama animation team got leaked on 4chan but we still have no idea what Lindsey called Heather in "That's Off The Chain!" AMERICANS DO NOT INTERACT.

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You swindled me!

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

In China, there was a baby that was born with a foot for a brain. It lived for a total of seven minutes before dying. If it was still alive today, it would still be more intelligent than the burks who can't get dressed without consulting an AI on what to wear.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Minor complaint (& possible hot take), when sorting media alphabetically, if it begins with "The", it should be in the "T" section, likewise, if it begins with "A", it should be in the "A" section.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Other than "A Serbian Film", here are some alternative answers you can give to the non-thinkers in the comments sections. -The Room -Foodfight -Cool Cat Saves The Kids -Eight Crazy Nights -Freddy Got Fingered -Junior

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Instagram has some pretty braindead people using the platform. Saw a freebooted clip from Toy Story with an in-video caption above it to circumvent copyright bots, a description written by ChatGPT, & some lobotomite will still ask what the name of the film is in the comment section. A SERBIAN FILM

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𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝕶💀 @serialk86.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

These assholes tried to scam me, do not fall for their tricks. Report, block, and move on. Want REAL artists to accept your comms? do it through secure sites like VGen.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Congrats to Spain for their 3-0 win against Argentina

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

SPAIN PLEASE GIVE ARGENTINA THE THRASHING THEY DESERVE

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Every time the chief nonce in the white house expresses favourability for a sports team in a national (or international) tournament, they lose. Norway is going to give England a good fucking roasting tonight.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Mitch McConnell releases a statement that reads "I'm like a spring chicken, I can do anything" & then carks it 72 hours later.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If England is going to lose to anyone in the World Cup, I'd be glad if it's Norway. If they do win, I'll be singing Vindaloo until the cows come home.

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If you unironically use ChatGPT as a search engine or as a means to generate imagery then I think you should unironically shoot yourself in the head with a gun. If you do not know how to accomplish this, the clanker can walk you through on how to do so :)

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

oh god, devastating HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A

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PUNISHED FALCO @lcplfalco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM?

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