lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 23hRegret tossing the Iron Maiden t-shirt into the wash with the big sticky label still attached to the front. What will it take to get the goo off? Is an Iron Maiden t-shirt more authentic with goo on it anyway? 🤷🏻♀️ 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Very tired. Inadvertently put Carmex Lip Balm on face. At least the bags under my eyes won't get chapped... 030
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Downtown squirrel on a garbage can drinking water out of a plastic bottle like a man at a bar with a longneck beer - The best rodent EVER! 🐿 🍺 #havetoseeittobelieveit #sqirrelboss 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone doesn’t like crust on their sandwich... 🍞 #birdsnack 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had a really weird dream that I was in the European resistance during WWII and Bigfoot and a small, dark-eyed, angry woman were also there. #gummies 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fashion Police Update - Wardrobe Malfunction Edition - Zipper on pants won't stay up, wearing purple underwear. #FPU 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dude riding a Harley listening to The Backstreet Boys - that's not going to enhance your street cred down at the MC. 🏍️ #iwantitthatway 001
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There are several items on the halloween costume rack at Goodwill that look like items from my closet. I do not consider these clothes scary halloween attire. 011
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Was irritated to spend gorgeous fall day at the laundrymat because our washing machine needs service. Then reminded myself this small inconvenience pales compared to millions of women hand washing clothes in polluted waterways. Shaming how much I take the security & bounty of my life for granted. 😕 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Fashion Police Update - Tiny elderly lady at Festival wearing royal blue ensemble with lace overlay. Age appropriate yet sassy = two thumbs up! 👍🏽👍🏽 Betty White called, she wants her wardrobe back. #fpu 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Morning baking revelation - you can get away with just about anything if you cover it with chocolate ganache. 🍩 011
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Note to gal wearing pajamas in the Credit Union - What, no snuggly? 🤷🏻♀️ 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fashion Police Update - 2 Thumbs up 👍🏽👍🏽 for bearded old dude in pith helmet. Eccentric, but why not go for it? #oldschool #FPU 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not all that thrilled that neighbor seems to be revisiting his trumpet playing days as well as joined a polka band? Endless renditions of "In Heaven There Is No Beer" emanating from the garage... 🎺💃🏻 011
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“How come you don't work fourteen hours a day? Your great-great grandparents did. How come you only work the eight-hour day? Four guys got hanged fighting for the eight-hour day for you." - Studs Terkel 💪🏽 #laborstrong 021
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Neighborhood children have MANY wheeled devices to play with & get around. Back in the day it was a bike 🚲 or those odd metal clamp on wheels for your shoes that never really worked... 🙁 #progress 130
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Morning kitchen learning - flipping pancakes is like riding a bike. Pausing or consciously thinking about it leads to disaster. Just relax and mindlessly surrender to the process and all will be fine… 🥞 🚲 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Last night neighbor child shouted into the dark “I wish I could play hide & seek forever!” Very deep & existential, little dude. 🙋🏽♀️ #stopyelling 051
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ahh Fall... the season for talking/texting students to walk right into traffic. 🍂🍁🚶🏽♂️ 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When you are very large and don’t have a box, so you have to settle for a decorative tray... 😸 #cats #thingsthatmakemesmile 040
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When you are very large & your cushion is not quite big enough. 😸 #cats #thingsthatmakemesmile 040
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The rule is, if cherry tomatoes fall off the vine while I am watering them, I get to eat them right away. Also, I get to immediately eat any chocolate chips that come out of the bag stuck together like tiny siamese twins. 020
Reposted by @lcmcdish.bsky.socialMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thinking today about how when I was a kid, "Dolly Parton has big tits" was the go-to, for years, for every comedian and game-show host who needed an easy laugh, and about how she took that from them, made it HER joke, and then powered past them all. In her way, she understood drag deeply and early. 301436111
Reposted by @lcmcdish.bsky.socialTim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops 6277282026
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026MN DNR directive if you encounter a wolf - "Stare directly at it. Stand your ground if attacked & fight with any means possible (sticks, rocks, ski poles, fishing rods, etc.) Climb a tree if necessary." This should also work with obnoxious Octoberfest revelers & people butting in line at Kwik Trip. 100
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Had a dream that Paul Newman was hanging out in my office waiting for a meeting to end. We chatted and he was amazingly handsome in a starched white dress shirt. The whole time I kept thinking, "I can't BELIEVE this is happening!!" Which is weirdly true because 1) it was a dream, and 2) he is dead. 012
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Note to gal standing by the pumps at Kwik Trip putting on deodorant - A real lady would have retired to the rest room for such personal hygiene. (My grandmother thought applying lipstick in public was really rude. This would have sent her over the edge.) 000
Reposted by @lcmcdish.bsky.socialDr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYCo...youtube.comPentatonix & Dolly Parton - JoleneYouTube video by Pentatonix 13711
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026People just don't use the word "noxious" that much anymore. 🤷🏻♀️ 010
Reposted by @lcmcdish.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on. 7266941360
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Had a really weird dream that Spouse has another younger sister that he never told me about. Her name is Kathleen, a very friendly blond nurse with a 2 year old daughter who wears glasses. When I confronted him about this, he said in the 35 years we've been married he just forgot to bring her up. 🤷🏻♀️ 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Watched a crow meticulously remove a sandwich from a zip lock bag and eat his meal. 🐦⬛ 🥪 030
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Sour Nostalgia” is a great name for a punk band! 🎶🗣️🎸🎶🥁🎶🎶 #fascists 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Neighbors playing volleyball, dude "instructing" everyone on the game. Now using same irritating tone on the dog - "sit", "stay", etc. Good thing I'm not playing. Would happily strangle him with the net. #icanhearyou 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Fashion Police Update - 👍🏽👍🏽 for cashier at Goodwill with every finger & thumb stacked with rings from palm to tip. Performance art, OCD or just because (?) Quite spectacular & sticking with silver produces a chain mail glove effect. Do not get in a fistfight with this woman!! 💍💍💍 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bryan Ferry to finish this long workday - “Tell her I'll be waiting In the usual place With the tired and weary And there's no escape To need a woman You've got to know How the strong get weak And the rich get poor Slave to love Oh Slave to love, etc...” 🎤🗣🎶🎶 011
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“The Parasitic Middlemen” is a great name for a punk band! 🎶🗣️🎸🎶🎶🎶 #theemperorhasnoclothes #fascists 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Had a really weird dream that I was staying with friends & the ONLY topic of conversation was sub sandwiches — where to buy, who made the best, ingredients used, bread toasted or not, etc. My comment that The Big 10 in Dinkytown obviously makes the best sub sandwiches wasn't well received. 🤷🏻♀️ 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Note to gal that complimented my "cute purse." That's a sharps container, not a handbag. 😑 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Maybe the grass is screaming when you mow. Millions of agonized shrieks you're just too big to hear. #summertime #lawn 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Fashion Police Update - Style advice from my friend Karen - "Some times you just shouldn't go there..." #fpu 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“Staight-up Sociopaths” is a great name for a punk band! 🎶🗣️🎸🎶🎶🎶 #theemperorhasnoclothes #fascists 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This hot, humid weather is producing a distressing increase in shirtless old, fat, hairy men prancing around in little shorts. 😑 000
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Everyone confuses justice with what benefits them. #sotrue 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Had a weird dream that a new flightless, non-native bird had become invasive in the state. It was like a really large chocolate brown dove with spots and very big eyes. The DNR asked all citizens to stomp them when sighted. Like clubbing baby seals, only in your front yard. 🦭 010
lcmcdish.bsky.social @lcmcdish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Periodic Human Sacrifices” is a great name for a punk band! 🗣🎸🎶🎶 #fascists #wewillremember 010