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Johnny Hayes

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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blindfolded hopscotch. In an active minefield.
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eastern Washington has 300 days of sun a year, and we're just a short drive from the Seattle and Portland metro areas, and only a little further to the coast. And awesome people are always welcome! 😁👍
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Moxie...yeah. That gentian root, mmmm... tastes like carbonated india ink. Nooooo thanks. My New Hampshire hippie associates loved it, but I think it's more a nostalgia thing than a quality thing. Like In'n'Out is on the West Coast. 🤣👍
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
March 19 1990. The Sweetest Perfection. 😊
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Congrats!! But ...what *kind* of cheese? 😀🌜🧀
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"World's Best Burrito!" claims the restaurant trying to sell you a burrito.
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I don't dig on AI graphics, but I really need to see the Artemis II crew in Fantastic Four uniforms, like, yesterday. Is this not a thing? I mean, the commander's name is Reid, fer crying out loud! 🤣🤣🤣
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Idiocracy was 2006, yo.
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Can someone take the keys and phone away from idiot grandpa and give him his meds and pudding? Jeezus, what a moron.
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Glen Dunlap @glendunlap.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
No more turning away From the weak and the weary No more turning away From the coldness inside Just a world that we all must share It’s not enough just to stand and stare Is it only a dream that there’ll be No more turning away
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♫ Pink Floyd - On The Turning Away [Lyrics]
YouTube video by MrOLMOBE
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Bet they both pronounce that acronym with a hard "r".
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I bet they pronounce the acronym for that hat with a hard "r".
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Is He the Grinch or Just a Gen-X Man at Christmas? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/is-...
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Is He the Grinch or Just a Gen-X Man at Christmas?
“Why, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?” — Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas...
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If only, muchacho. If. Only.
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Fake news! No way he can spell tongue.
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
They also realize that without Trump, whichever is to be their next party standard-bearer - at least 15 deep on their bench - is as popular as leprosy.
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I hear ya, Wil. 😔❤️👍
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Every. Damn. Day. 👍
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
That's a lot of words to say "I'm okay with pedophilia"... 🤔🤮
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Her formal name is Musubi,but her nickname is Meep 😻
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Welcome to summer temps in the PacNorWet! To celebrate, here's a basket of kittens, all cousins of Meep. 😻
Basket of 4 tabby kittens, their eyes recently opened and still blueBasket of 4 tabby kittens, their eyes recently opened and still blue
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Large colony of penguins with text , communist penguin memes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them
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Marc Polymeropoulos @mpolymer1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“We cannot overstate what has just happened. It took just 71 days for Donald Trump to wreck the American economy, mortally wound NATO, and destroy the American-led world order. “ www.thebulwark.com/p/the-americ...
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The American Age Is Over
Emergency Triad: The United States commits imperial suicide.
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This POS Nazi has been running for MY congressional district (WA-03) for the past two elections, keeps having his ass handed to him by Glusenkamp-Perez. Obviously, he made enough Nazi noises to get nominated to a national post. His campaign tried to text me a few times. Guess how that turned out. 🤣
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Regretfully, "The stupidest time in American history **so far**".
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
So. Many. VOID BONKS. Meep is a dear. 😻
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Iconic ❤️
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Johnny Hayes @lcdr-johnny.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It is a gift that they are so uniformly incompetent. They seem to have learned nothing from the previous 4-year clown show...which is unsurprising. The Dunning-Kruger hits hard with this bunch. 🤣
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