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@lccoftheisland.bsky.social
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 12h
lol - he thinks his base is so brainwashed that they will also "love inflation" if he just says the words out loud. stg, that's how he thinks
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 13h
Hello! Winning this award would mean more people would hear our show and be helped by it. Will you PLEASE take a moment to give us a vote? Voting ends in like a day or two so please do it now.
Two dogs in the grass
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 12h
Oh dear. That's likely Marc-speak for "she's sticking her nose in places where it doesn't belong because no one elected her but she likes to feel important."
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 12h
(all together): THAT SHE WILL COMPLAIN NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13h
It's like 20% of this country's citizens were dropped on their heads as infants.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I randomly sort and cull my saved folder about four times a year. Today was the day. Again, 50% books I want to read, 25% recipes I want to try. This time though, the rest included Danny Kaye singing in a concert hall and a joke about a spooky shop and capitalism. My interests are expanding!
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's been two weeks. I saved Rick Rizz's farewell speech then set a reminder. I thought, surely in two weeks I can listen to this without blubbering like a baby? Well, I just opened the saved folder, looked at the headline and photo, and started tearing up. Too soon. #GOMS
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And then there was me, clapping my hands like a tiny PE teacher, "Watta ya mean ya can't read? I been reading forever. It's easy. What have you been doin' for 4.5 years? LET'S GO, PEOPLE, ya got catchin' up to do! Fully confident I was the normal one and they were all weird.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is your life now, Matt. You're also her masseuse, chef, stylist, chauffeur, and personal assistant. Congratulations! 😹
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Former English Lit teacher says 👍to this joke.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Written by JK Rowling. Directed by JK Rowling. Produced by JK Rowling. I hope you all avoid it in droves. It could only be worse if she sung the whole thing to the tune of the Toreador Song from Carmen.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wikipedia says she has a JD from Pepperdine. So she’s trained as a lawyer - I wonder if she failed the bar exam (CA fail rate is epic!) I wouldn’t call someone like that an attorney, but what do I know - I’m only licensed to practice law in one state. Also, her birth year is 🤨
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stinky creek mud! 😆
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You and me could fix baseball, babe. 😆
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Baseball doesn’t need a Commissioner, baseball needs a mom. A really mean mom. I volunteer as tribute, but you could be my co-mom, Kat.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 12/10/2026
This is the Social Security Election. Senators who get elected this fall will decide the future of Social Security. REMINDER: Top Republicans are calling Social Security a “Ponzi scheme” and a “scam.”
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
1. Sometimes the image is not self explanatory 2. Sometimes the joke exceeds the character limit.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s five days away from moving the states around the country like a bored housewife rearranging the furniture.
Seattle Times headline that says Trump suggests Ocean of the Americas as new name for Atlantic or Pacific.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The article feels AI generated. Just sayin
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dumb bitch forgot that the most important rule is do whatever you want, but don’t embarrass Donald.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Feel like he needs this in order to transcend his last name.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It can indeed.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/10/2026
Wow — listen to these new comments from Trump. Thanking Putin, trashing Zelenskyy, characterizing Russia as eager for peace and Ukraine as intransigent. The mask is totally off.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh! This is my favorite color of cat. The white paws always look so tidy - like they are wearing gloves. She’s beautiful!!
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s set to be on HBO. No release date yet but probably this winter.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They never did, but a lot of people did not know that.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seriously. They can “agree” all they want but if Russia has no oil, they have no oil
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whimsy cut home made pizza.
Pizza cut crazy
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh dear. He couldn't point to the United States on a map, could he
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My step-father played college ball with him. Did. Not. Like. Him.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They got tired of kids barfing on the floor of the infirmary while they waited for a parent to drive from Bellevue to North Bend to pick them up when the child could have walked home in 10 minutes?* *Might be based on actual incidents my oldest would rather not talk about anymore, lol
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@cheeziebreezie.bsky.social was talking about it earlier, so I think it happened.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The early bird really does get the worm Or sometimes, an amazing shot of something they didn't expect.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Narrator Voice: It was, in fact, not sexy at all.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TIL the phrase “desire path”. I love that. 🥰
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve tapped the wrong post and replied nonsensically. Then deleted To be fair, I was always pretty drunk when I did it.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
good for you!
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Take that, Covid and influenza
A woman in a black T-shirt with the sleeve rolled up so that we can see one gray and one red Band-Aid on her vaccination places. She’s a little pink and sweaty because she’s sitting in the sun waiting for a ferry.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Learned on a manual. Drove them all my life. Still drive one. Keeps nephews from borrowing my car 😆
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What happens when millions stop taking the drug?
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My husband once used my phone to text our kids and they KNEW it wasn’t me because “the grammar and punctuation were incorrect.”
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Couldn’t you take it out? Or is this rented?
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me too. It was his dream and I’m glad he’s living it! And we still have Gary to freak us out on routine fly balls that are “hit hard!”
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, Drake you stupid, stupid child. Shut up and throw the ball.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When he was with the Mariners, he was the king of “Dammit Dave you screwed us again!” Still love him though!
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An award from Trump is a curse now - means we know you’re MAGA.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just noticed that at some point, Bluesky re-enabled video auto play - which I have turned off twice now. Worth checking if you too want them to wait for you to invite them to play.
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's this one
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Clare @lccoftheisland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This had been a good six months or so for you in the "hardware" department. The van and now this.
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