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L. B. Heuschkel

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#Folklore, bondeovertro og #historie. To #heste og for mange #katte. #Fibromyalgi, #ADHD, #cPTSD, skribent, fed. Hvad pronominer du lyster. #Folklore, peasant […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ helvede.net/@lbheuschkel, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Kan du lide folklore? Tag et kig på mine novellesamlinger! Jeg genfortæller danske folkesagn som de kunne (og burde) være foregået! Den nyeste samling, "Reap What You Sow", udkommer 1. november! www.heuschkel.dk/mine-boeger #folklore #Danmark #historie #fiktion #forfatter
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Squeak. Just sent folklore anthology #2, "Reap What You Sow" to the publisher. Give it a few days, and preorders will be possible. Official release day is Nov 1.
The cover of "Reap What You Sow", featuring the title in handwritten font, superimposed on a colour pencil drawing of an angry grey tabby cat. The background is blue, and below is the text, "16 tales retold from Danish folklore, L. B. Heuschkel".
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Today's news in Denmark: 8 million personal IDs leaked. Remind me again why digitalisation is so great?
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Study in oils, "Green Pond". Still trying to sort out how exactly I want to do oils for a natural yet realistic look.
A greenish-blue forest pond with a few reeds is seen through dense, green foliage. In the back ground, even more forest.
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Space Sloth @stagen.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Rarely do you see an outcome so satisfying as the Ed Sheeran backfire. Hope this serves as a lesson for other artists.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Due to a slight baking mishap, I may have only one choc chip cookie -- but what a cookie!
A cookie tin containing one cookie -- just one, but big enough to fill the entire tin.
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malte @malte.radikal.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
RE: expressional.social/@politiken/1172… HURRA! Åh hvilken lettelse ... Det går den rette vej. Tilbage til virkeligheden. Min daglige bøn om at AI-massepsykosen vil briste virker.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
I have my eye on an agent for my novel in Danish, and I've waited six months for them to open for submissions on October 1. They just changed it to January 1. -muffled screams into pillow-
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
There. Sent Reap What You Sow to the proofreader for a final round of Find The Last Typos. I should actually be able to have it out for Christmas shopping this year! Woo! (It's been such a pain to write. Not on its own but because I kept getting interrupted by health issues).
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
It's Monday, and I'm once again removing Copilot. Take a bloody hint, Microsoft.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Finished editing folklore anthology book two today. Now to write the introduction.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Got my hand on a copy of The Sims 3, complete with all expansions. I've missed that game. It's fugly but it's so much more fun than the clusterfuck that is The Sims 4.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
The girls are cleaning up the agility paddock. #horsesofmastodon
A Jutland draft and a pinto pony grazing amidst agility gear.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Nyt i sagaen om domænenavne: Vi bliver nødt til at tage kampen gennem klagenævnet for digitale tjenester. Det tager mere end en måned. Punktum.dk gik med til at fjerne deres en måned eller vi sletter alt deadline, så nu har vi i det mindste et års tid til at slås i.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Punktum.dk kræver MitID. Ingen undtagelser. Hvad gør jeg? Jeg har det ikke og vil ikke have det. Hvordan har jeg domænenavne her i landet, uden MitID?
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
Vågnede kl. 2 i nat ved at det var lyst som dagslys -- og det regnede fra loftet ned i sengen. Dobbelt skybrud og tordenvejr. Tagrenderne kunne slet ikke følge med. 25 mm på 10 minutter. Men lyset -- det var virkelig konstante lyn så man et øjeblik troede at det var midt på dagen.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
My stationary computer expired with a quiet sigh this morning and now I hate AI and data centres even more. Have you *looked* at the cost of RAM recently? Finding a half-decent machine that doesn't break your household budget is ... not easy.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
I nat sad der en kirkeugle og vrælede halsen af led lige udenfor mit vindue. Danmarks sjældneste ugle. En af dem, man aldrig ser eller hører. Men vi gør, for den bor altså i naboens lade. Ligesom vores slørugle bor i vores.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Now we're in the season I hate the most: Hot, humid, and the bloody houseflies are everywhere. Even my flea curtains don't keep them out in significant numbers any more. Buzzing flies that insist on getting into my eyes drive me -nuts-.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
Losing my hair due to lack of protein. This is not a good thing, right? I keep forgetting to add protein powder to my coffee. I think it's because it's expensive so subconsciously I'm like, naaah, I can do. But I can't.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
Hygger mig for tiden med Diana Wynne Jones' Dalemark-kvartet, som jeg på en eller anden forunderlig måde havde overset på læs-snarest hylden i en ti-tyve års tid.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
#Scribus is supposed to have a very steep learning curve. I find this interesting because really, it doesn't -- if you're used to 1980s-90s graphical production. Same logic, just more power and automation. Well, you gotta luck out now and then, I suppose! :)
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
Vores slørugler er begyndt at hilse venskabeligt på os ved at klapre med næbbet. De er ikke spor bange for os mere. Det er nu praktisk, når de bor i vores lade.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Får besked fra partner: "Sløruglen er gået i seng i det gamle kaninbur hvis du vil se ham." Vi lever et sjovt lille liv herude på landet. XD
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
Another #Cat flashback; Flea as a kitten, napping in his favourite crochet blankie. On hot summer nights like we have at the present, I wish I could sleep like that, instead of tossing and turning like a chicken on a spit all night.
A blue tuxedo kitten napping, curled up in a blue crocheted blankie.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
My poor eldercat has an existential crisis today. He accidentally caught a mouse -- at age 11, the first ever. It didn't taste very nice. And he wasn't allowed to take it into the house. And then my partner took it away, lest he sneak it in anyhow. Four hours later, he's still clingy and whiny […]
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
Toying with a new sticker project... #Cats #Stickers #Painting #IMadeThis
A black cartoon cat licking its butt while looking at you with bright green eyes.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
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These Feet Were Made For A Walk
The other day I did what I haven’t been able to do for a decade: I took a walk off the road. I walked about two kilometres on my crutches, along a forest path in Frederikshåb. I breathed in the fresh air of the conifers. Then I paused to watch bugs crawl on the ground and humble brown butterflies flit past on the breeze. I watched the heather, green and not yet in bloom, sprawling up the sand dunes of the heathland. Life doesn’t get better than this. For years, I’ve only been able to limp about ten paces behind a rollator before needing a sit down. To catch my breath, sure, and to stop the pain. Every step a knife to the lower back. And now? Now I only worry about fatigue. The weight loss helped me get here. 35 kilos is a lot of dead weight to lug around. But the real miracle has been getting my hip muscles to relax. My manual therapist (that’s what he calls himself, and he gets mad if I suggest he might be doing some kind of physiotherapy) has worked a miracle, pure and simple. The hip pain is just not there, at least not until I get tired. I don’t walk well. I don’t walk far. I certainly don’t walk fast. But I walk. And that, my friends, is life quality so pure that I’m thinking about bottling it up and selling it on the dark web. ### _Related_
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Every year, I face the same quandary. Cut Emilie's mane short so she'll suffer less from heat -- or leave it long so she'll suffer less from flies. #Horses #JutlandDraft
A red Jutland Draft horse grazes in a field. Her flaxen mane is cut short and it looks kinda silly.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
It's raining outside. We were moving out but hey, we can wait a day. You don't mind, right? We won't crap on the car. Much. #Swallows #Birds #JoyMoments
Five young swallows in a row, sitting on a wire in the carport.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Flashback kitten photo of Flea and his beloved pink toucan onna string. #Cats #Kittens
A blue tuxedo kitten jumps into the air, trying to catch a pink toucan plushie dangled over his head.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
This is my trekking sandal. Our tuxedo elderboy, Miv, likes to sleep on it. And he's been able to do so undisturbed for years. Yesterday, I walked 2 km off road. On crutches, sure, but in those sandals. And for the first time in a decade. Miv needs to find another bed. #Cats #Health #Joy
A black tuxedo cat lies, eyes closed, basking in a sun ray, on top of a brown trekking sandal.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
While we still lived in our old house, we had no less than nine regular hedgehog visitors every evening. Several came to eat from our hands -- though we did nothing to tame them (taming wild animals is bad, mkay). #Hedgehogs #Wildlife #Nature #HappyMoments
A photo of a lawn at night; no less than nine hedgehogs are crowding around a cluster of wildvines (where the feeding station is concealed).
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
Now is your best chance to find my book, My Book Title, available for a promotional price at Smashwords as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! Find my book on sale at www.smashwords.com/books/view/13934… all month! #SWSale2026 #Smashwords #Folklore #History #Denmark
Cover of my shortstory anthology, "The Good Neighbours" -- title in white, background in blue, featuring a bouquet of wildflowers.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
My baby swallows aren't so baby anymore. They fly around and explore (and wait to be fed by their parents). #Birds
Five very young swallows sitting on a wire below a tin roof. :)
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Mine oldesvaler er lettet.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
I’m excited to announce my book, The Good Neighbours, will be discounted on @Smashwords during their month-long Summer/Winter Sale in July! Be sure to follow me for more updates and links to the promotion for my books and many more! #SWSale2026 #Smashwords
Advertising graphic for Smashwords July Summer / Winter sale, smashwords.com/sale
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Guys. Guyettes. Guxen. I want to build a very simple browser-based game in Ruby. Essentially, be able to send and retrieve data from a database, and handle most of it in html. Who wants to point me at a useful Ruby for Gen X Idiots website?
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle. Giant fantasy map in the making. When I procrastinate, I don't kid around. #RPG #Maps #Painting
A screenshot of a half-finished part of a fantasy map depicting a lake, a camp, and a pair of large mountains. Base colour is applied to parts, some parts are still rough sketch.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
Den første svalerede er klækket! Jeg har oldesvaler!
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
#MastoBrain help me out. Opensource alternatives to InDesign? Go!
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
If I ever meet the guy at HP who came up with the idea of an AI-driven printer installation program that figures it all out for you -- I'm going to need an alibi.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
Traps! Need a random trap to throw at your players? Fear no more, we have what you're looking for. Or at least something like it. Hey, you may have to jury-rig it and fuse a few wire, but it should run. More or less. The traps suggested are generic; they may need a little adaptation to your […]
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
#Paralives is out in early release. Call me back in August.
Screenshot from Paralives video game, depicting a young blond woman painting a landscape on an easel.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
One lovely afternoon...
Norway exhibit in legoland
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
imagines.heuschkel.dk/lago-tranquilo I do love fiddling with a fantasy map. It's almost meditative. And as usual for me, no AI was used in the process. #RPG #Fantasy #Painting
A quaint hand-drawn map depicting a small village between lake and forest.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
Lago Tranquilo I do love painting a fiddly fantasy map. This time, I did so in Rebelle 8, using oil paints. Lago Tranquilo is a small coastal village, surrounded by a palisade fence and fields, with the wilderness and forest to the east, and a great lake to the west. As usual, you're welcome to […]
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026
This is one of my most popular designs -- ironic, because it was just a quick doodle. I may be a special snowflake and a sparkly unicorn, but if that's the case, I'm still bloody exhausted. #Art #FediGift #Unicorn lbheuschkel.printify.me/product/279…
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
A study in oil techniques. #Oils #Nature #Painting #Oak
A gnarly old oak overlooks a blue pond or river. The meadow grass is full of wild flowers, and shafts of sunlight penetrate the foliage.
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L. B. Heuschkel @lbheuschkel.helvede.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Did you see my potions sticker sheet? It proved surprisingly popular for what was essentially an excuse to practise painting glass bottles! #DigitalArt #Oils #Painting #IMadeThis #FediGift www.zazzle.com/magic_potions_sticke…
A sticker sheet depicting colourful glass bottles full of colourful liquids, with labels such as 'liquid sunshine', 'sweet bottled karma', 'tears of my enemies', 'monday morning mana', and more.
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