Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The "failed civil service exam to mass culling of political enemies" pipeline remains undefeated. 0441
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Meta should have its assets seized and Mark Zuckerberg thrown in jail. 010
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just so everyone’s aware, the s’mores flavored Oreos are a modern day masterpiece. 021
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Based on the quotes you'd think I just killed someone's dog and single-handedly have the power to sway election results through a skeet. I was also accused of being anti-American and suffering from "unexamined misogyny." Jesus Christ, some of you are insufferable. 330
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I know this is pessimistic, but if the Democrats do indeed end up sweeping the midterms, it won’t be because of the party’s innovation and campaign creativity. Americans just really fucking hate the GOP. 5193
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Call me crazy, but maybe we shouldn't have left data security to guys who call themselves "Big Ballz" 0258
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was lucky enough to get away with a day between shaves. Then again, I haven't shaved in five years, so I'm not sure how true that holds now. 010
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Growing my beard extra long just to spite Pete Hegseth. 2111
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lol I'm sorry and thank you! If it's any consolation, I basically bet the farm on entering a job market with a Democratic supermajority. 000
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've survived the first month of my PhD program. Here's to hoping there's something better on the other side of 2028. 070
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If it took the Christa Pike fiasco to convince you that the death penalty should be abolished, I’m afraid it’s too late for you. 081
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someone very high up in the ADL is creaming their jeans over this. 030
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Pete Hegseth appoints national security threat and Nazi owner of CSAM machine to important position.” 0299
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One thing that I haven’t seen talked about is that the Claremont Institute’s fingerprints are all over this speech. 1416644
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026With all the Hegseth talk, if you’re a journalist and a podcaster that’s going to cover what’s going on in the DoD, please for the love of god, talk to actual veterans. 1101
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Insanely good writing by @patrickobrienstrickland.com that I’m proud to have helped contribute to. 0104
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hegseth is a deeply insecure man with GWOT-era “cult of the operator” syndrome who will stop at nothing to make sure that it’s everyone else’s problem. 3239
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Émile Durkheim 🤝 James Mason’s SIEGE Just trust me on this. 000
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nobody tell him what actually happened in Grozny. 010
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Always happy to share my thoughts with @davidgilbert.bsky.social and folks over at @wired.com. 063
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of my former colleagues happily gave Rufo commentary for one of his articles in City Magazine. 010
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For context, we were discussing Edwin Sutherland’s essay (written in 1940) on white collar crime 000
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Monday in class, I said, "Bring out the guillotines," in reference to technofascist billionaires. 120
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every time a dentist looks in your both, they see a new Rolex. 020
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Been thinking about the concept of "stochastic parroting" in LLMs and how it applies to expressing extremist ideologies. My working hypothesis is that ideology is essentially dead and we're just living through the slopification of mass politics. I don't know, man; I'm just throwing shit at the wall. 020
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 22/09/2026QAA not platforming campists challenge: impossible 000
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m not expecting them to write like graduate students, but I expect the basics to be nailed down. 010
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is my “old man yells at cloud” moment: The inability of undergrads to write effectively is extremely worrying to me. I’m grading assignments and that vast majority of them are littered with run on sentences, incomplete thoughts, and just awful grammar. 341
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What’s especially rich about this is that the GOP and multiple Zionist groups are always complaining to Congress about Qatari funding at university Middle Eastern studies programs that peddle anti-Israel narratives. Can’t have your cake and eat it too. 054
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I will never understand the appeal of the Amish beard for non-Amish. 020
Reposted by Luke Baumgartnersvart flagg @svartflagg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I didn't mention this in the article, but worth writing here; these groups openly advocate against other larger Nazi groups active right now, specifically naming groups such as Blood Tribe, GDL, and PF / Patriot Youth. They hope to violently destroy ~the system~, not control it like others. 1334
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Undergraduate newspapers do better reporting and have better journalistic ethics than this fucking rag. 180
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Welp, I’ve come face to face with my first experience grading an assignment that induced the thought of “this could make me the face of a conservative smear campaign.” 051
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Adding this question to the list containing such questions like: “Who was president in 2020?” 181
Reposted by Luke BaumgartnerJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026US taxpayers continue to bankroll a genocide 213331
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Taylor Lorenz has a phone-shaped hole in her brain. 040
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Professor asked to bum a Zyn off me. Safe to say I think I found my advisor. 040
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There’s only one reason why you’re anti-antifascist. And it’s not a good one. 0132
Luke Baumgartner @lbaum94.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Okay, now that I have a passport, where in Europe should I go during my winter break this year? 020