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LazyLino

@lazylino.com
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This is an experiment to keep DJ Lazy Dave (AKA David Sands), a chronic migraine sufferer, away from phone, laptop and tv screens. www.lazylino.com

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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 22h
Day 12 ‘Toss’ #inktober2026 #inktober #inktobertoss #toss #tossingthecaber I’m pleased to announce I’ll be competing at this years Highland Games!! Here I am after a brief visit to Dunfermline a few weeks ago! Not really of course, I can’t afford the kilt!
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 11/10/2026
Day 11 ‘Rescue’ #inktober2026 #inktober #inktoberrescue #rescue #RNLI The Royal National Lifeboat Institution is one of the greatest institutions this island (UK) has ever had. It’s mad that they are a charity and are not funded by the government like the other emergency services are.
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 10/10/2026
Day 10 ‘Mystical’ #inktober #inktobermystical #inktober2026 #mystical #ladyofthelake “Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 09/10/2026
Day 9 ‘Ram’ #inktober #inktoberram #inktober2026 #ram #ramman It’s Ram Man, man! Typically, after spending months learning dynamic poses, I decide to draw Ram Man, who is stiff as a board while ramming.
An inked drawing of Ram Man from He ManAn inked drawing of Ram Man from He ManAn inked drawing of Ram Man from He Man
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 08/10/2026
Day 8 ‘Stinky’ #inktober #inktoberstinky #inktober2026 #stinky #penandink
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 07/10/2026
Day 7 ‘Panic’ Ironically, I think I pulled all of these expressions while creative block took root, leading to a bout of panic. #inktober #inktoberpanic #inktober2026 #panic #penandink
Various heads panicking while hands are clutching and touching their headsVarious heads panicking while hands are clutching and touching their headsVarious heads panicking while hands are clutching and touching their heads
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 06/10/2026
Day 6 ‘Ogre’ I’m available for portraits. For more information, please contact me via my website (link in bio). #inktober #inktoberogre #inktober2026 #ogre #penandink
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 05/10/2026
Day 5 ‘Smack’ #inktober #inktobersmack #inktober2026 #batman #catwoman
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 05/10/2026
Day 4 ‘Cactus’ #inktober #inktobercactus #inktober2026 #cactus #penandink It’s a cactus!
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 03/10/2026
Day 3 ‘Miniature’ #inktober #inktoberminiature #inktober2026 #spider #skirtingboard Nope!!
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 02/10/2026
Day 2 ‘Relic’ #inktober #inktoberrelic #inktober2026 #stvalentine #beekeepers St. Valentine, the Partron Saint of beekeepers.
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 01/10/2026
Day 27 ‘Apple’ #inktober #inktoberapple #inktober2026 #goldenapples #Ladon This is Atlas trying, after being tricked by Heracles, to steal a golden apple in the Garden of the Hesperides. The only problem is that the apple tree is guarded by a 100 headed serpent-like dragon called Ladon. Yikes!!!
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 03/07/2026
Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords OUT NOW So here it is, the final design.
Album cover with a crying witch as the main illustration Back cover design/illustration with a tightrope walker falling between Durham Cathedral’s Central and West towersA painting of the moon on a CD
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 02/07/2026
‘No one thought I was a witch when I was young or Had some money When my skin was clear And I lived in Muggleswick with mummy I prayed on bended knee I begged “forgiveness please”’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July (((TOMORROW!!)))
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 01/07/2026
‘No one thought I was a witch when I was young or Had some money When my skin was clear And I lived in Muggleswick with mummy Yes, it was me that freed the corvids Now, that’s a cruel and evil torment’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 30/06/2026
‘No one thought I was a witch When I was young or Had some money When my skin was clear And I lived in Muggleswick with mummy I’d pray on bended knee I’d beg ‘forgiveness please’’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 29/06/2026
‘Then I learned to stay sort of blank Kinda calm Sometimes that’d slip though and I might play along Plucked a hair from a kid one year Said I’d curse her with a tincture’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 28/06/2026
‘My Johns and me had three daughters Taught them the path to glory The one that leads them far out of this valley I was proud together that Christmas But later they’d barely visited us’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 27/06/2026
‘No one thought I was a witch When I was young or Had some money When my skin was clear And I lived in Muggleswick with mummy They gossiped about my second husband And the invites soon dried up then’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
A young woman from the 1800s crying as she’s been hounded and accused of being a witchA wuick sketch of a woman from side profile. She has a wart on her nose
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 26/06/2026
LAST ORDERS!! For the ‘Durham, Come Save Me’ T-shirt. I’ll hand over to Faithful Johannes for the details. ‘Last call on the DCSM T-shirt Pre-order - I'm not going to get a tonne of these made, and will be ordering the preorders (plus a couple extra) this weekend -
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 26/06/2026
‘Always found church boring The hill went from chore to ordeal Settled on my own ideas of the corporeal Expired at eighty-seven I’d lost one John, and then another John’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 25/06/2026
‘Next day the earth shook and The steeple crumpled Outside my tent, eyes asparkle Face up was a gargoyle I’d woke with the rumble Praise be there was only a goat killed I feel pursued by a shadow A giant, its footfall right behind us’
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 24/06/2026
‘And in the summer I did sleep Some nights out in the forest The stars they winked for me With a cat on my chest snoring’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not a Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 23/06/2026
‘It’s better to aim at the stars You may catch a grain of sand They say a man in Heaton Had his head blown clean off His baby grandson on his lap left unharmed ‘An I guess what I’ve got Is preferable to that’ ‘Elsie Crouch in Stasis 1941’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 22/06/2026
‘I hid in a ditch For a bit But was coaxed out With some cooing Some tea and some honey Said his name was Godric The mouth that spoke Unseen, deep in A birds nest beard I mean that literally A bird lived in there A wren I think’
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 21/06/2026
‘Though in honesty now I am having some doubts I was placed here with great fanfare in seventeen twenty nine I’ve lost my fountain now I once lost my crown I was sidelined for decades to the park by the trainline But have faith my believers that’s all just a flicker in time cos
Sketch of the Neptune statue in Durham Market PlaceSketch of Neptune in Durham Market Square
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 20/06/2026
‘Durham’s drissle Makes it tricky as I climb from the middle Always take mead for courage But today I feel a little funny Is that crow calling my name And is it starring I’m reflecting that I don’t have any savings Gave them all to my agent I’m unstable and I’ve slipped’
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 19/06/2026
‘Last week in Lincoln I had a wobble ‘My time on the rope is borrowed’ The stonework and the people Looked equally deceitful My eyes had a brief close A murmur from below rose’ ‘A Tightrope Walker Falls to Their Death in 1237’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 18/06/2026
‘I’ve been spat at, been followed Lads had dogs, me the quarry In my 40’s it started Quite frightening and shocking I fought it until I was sixty Argued back, let those bastards itch me’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not A Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 17/06/2026
‘Always found church boring The hill went from chore to ordeal’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not A Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 16/06/2026
‘I know I lived far from the village In a house that’s since flooded’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not A Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
A very rough sketch of an underwater house and the ‘eye of gold’ stained glass window.
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 15/06/2026
‘No one thought I was a witch When I was young or Had some money When my skin was clear And I lived in Muggleswick with mummy I prayed on bended knee I begged ‘forgiveness please’’ ‘Elizabeth Lee Was Not A Witch’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
Young girl praying
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 14/06/2026
‘I’ve had a nuthatch in the garden There was that badger at tennis I’ve had a rat on the feeders Next door saw a hummingbird hawk moth just the other week It’s incredible when you think’ ‘Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 13/06/2026
‘I’ve had a nuthatch in the garden There was that badger at tennis I’ve had a rat on the feeders Next door saw a hummingbird hawk moth just the other week It’s incredible when you think’ ‘Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes Out 3rd July
A sketch of two nuthatches in pen and ink
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 12/06/2026
‘I’ve had a nuthatch in the garden There was that badger at tennis I’ve had a rat on the feeders Next door saw a hummingbird hawk moth just the other week It’s incredible when you think’ ‘Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 11/06/2026
‘Adders all across the moors Mice find their way into the mines’ ‘Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
A mouse looking at a moth on a miners lamp
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 10/06/2026
‘I was a grub Burrowing in the wood For three years This coffin is delicious Now I’ve had my rebirth A calling from a mate From the loins I don’t have Arrested in my quest By a scene most bizarre’ ‘Alfie, Cuthbert and Me’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
Sketches of grubs
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 09/06/2026
‘Grass snakes wrapped round Godric’s Arms Lizards shouldn’t be this far north But I’ve seen them’ ‘Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes Out 3rd July.
Grass snakes wrapped around st godric’s outstretched arms
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 08/06/2026
‘With the willow woman and her willow chickens Where unfortunately I think of Govey And his many exercise directives during Covid’ ‘Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals, Animals’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 07/06/2026
‘There’s secrets in the river Picked clean by trout More secrets in the river Then we’ll ever find out’ ‘Song of Anne Duck (Secrets in the River)’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 06/06/2026
‘There’s hemlock mixed in With the sweet cicely’ ‘Song of Anne Duck (Secrets in the River)’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
A simple sketch of some hemlock
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 05/06/2026
‘And my remains lay deep Under a wheat field On the limestone escarpment Until quarried in Twenty-sixteen And buried under tarmacadam On the newly dualled A one North It’s the price of progress of course An’ I can’t be annoyed When I’m a seed of this progress myself Finally reduced to dust’
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 04/06/2026
‘I’ll eat beans when The moon’s full My dog lies on Her back legs curled With me under open skies’ ‘Neolithic Song’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 03/06/2026
‘Bear, wolf, otter Drawn to the fire Boar, deer, fox Drawn to the fire Bear, wolf, otter Drawn to the fire Boar, deer, fox Drawn to the fire’ ‘Neolithic Song’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
Some loose sketches of bearsSome loose sketches of wolvesSome loose sketches of ottersSome loose sketches of boars
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 03/06/2026
‘He’s a living legend A squawking fabrication Claims he was destitute and staved in When a coin from a raven saved him Though it’s all total hokum There was no devine intervention He lied, cheated an’ extorted No good deed went unreported’
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 01/06/2026
‘Two axes And a plan to put into practice We had two axes And a plan that got put Into practice’ ‘Neolithic Song’ Durham, Come Save Me Faithful Johannes @fjwords Out 3rd July
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 30/04/2026
Sketch of one of my Technics headshells with an Ortofon stylus. #technics #ortofonneedle #dj #crosshatching #penandinkdrawing
Pen and ink sketch of a technics 1210 head shell and Ortofon stylus created with lots of crosshatching.
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LazyLino @lazylino.com · 22/04/2026
I’m excited to announce that I was commissioned by Faithful Johannes to create the artwork for his upcoming fourth album ‘Durham, Come Save Me.’ Coming out July 3, 2026! faithfuljohannes.bandcamp.com/album/durham... www.instagram.com/fjwords
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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@ThePOTSPostman

Good days with chronic illness are the most deceiving.

For a moment, you believe you’re better, that the pain, fatigue, and symptoms are behind you.

But the truth is, one good day doesn’t mean your illness is gone.

It’s a reminder of how unpredictable this life is. And when the bad days return, it feels super frustrating.

Learning to live in that uncertainty is one of the hardest parts of being chronically ill
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025
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