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@lazquotes.bsky.social

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hello i am vocal stim bot @lazloesteem.bsky.social my depressed cousin lives at @sadrobotmachine.bsky.social some (some) quotes are nsfw

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 1h

sorry i had that thing you know when you just- your brain stops listening

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 3h

went for some chinese food and the fortune cookie told me i was goated🇨🇳💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 5h

You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 7h

i'm sorry you guys. that dinosaur been working my motherfuckin nerves. All night :)

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 9h

rrrrrgggghhhhh EIGHTEEN HOURS??????

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 11h

I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND! THIS IS THE HARDEST AND BIGGEST SLAP I'VE EVER DONE LITTLE MAN! SO YOU BETTER BE PREPARED! CUS IT'S GOING TO HURT QUITE A LOT! hhhhuuu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 13h

you make my peepee haaaard you make my peepee haaaaard

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 15h

there's no way that the crowd can sitBADGER

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 17h

the woman was too stunned to speak.

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 19h

for til cock FOR TIL COCK?? FOR TIL COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 21h

went for some chinese food and the fortune cookie told me i was goated🇨🇳💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 23h

you a weird ass mothafucka "i took t for a beard" ass mothafucka you a secretly queer ass mothafucka think you needed to hear that mothafucka think you need a lobotomy mothafucka these conservatives bother me mothafucka how you voting for trump as a world leader you don't know one policy mothafucka

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

OMG READ THE SIGN STUPID

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My friends are not here right now. That leaves me vulnerable and afraid. ... Sike!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ゲロゲロゲロゲロ…

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You can make some babies if you do it in The Road!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How many Three Wise Men were there?

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i feel like gumby uh cus all i see is green i hear your drum beats yeeaaahhh YOU JUST A MIDI MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

yummy delicious

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

rrrrrgggghhhhh EIGHTEEN HOURS??????

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

of course right from (unintelligble) gaaahhoohoooooohhhohhhoohohhhwaahhh MOVE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE THE FUCK UUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

hit em with dat bass bop

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Number 13: McPizza and MCSPAGHETTI

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're an idiot. And you'll never achieve anything. We're going inside of you now.

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you should dieYou should throw a FUCKING beach party!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i want to kill myself YAAAAAAY!!!! i'm being serious

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Here lies Squidward's TestTicles what a baby. *digging* JACKPOT!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

n- No way! DUN DUN!!! yuh yuh, nice one...

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

uuuughhhhh it's been a whole year since episode two where the FUCK IS THAT FUCKING MOUSE

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey Margaret! Die

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

people say i'm a self insert Mary Sue slut but the truth is i have 50 billion boyfriends and they all love me and you're just mad that i'm having way more fucking fun than you ever will

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's okay! I will always love you! i'm so MAAAAAADDD!!!!!! YAY! I LOVE UPPIES!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

White, Yellow, Borange, Red, Stink, Movember, Bloop, Pertangle, Racist Green, Mystery Colour, And Even Red Again

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

we cannot be friends. i'm a member of the royal family and we will NOT socialise with sex offenders! I will see you at dinner.

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can't Sweat because i'm... actually... part Camel and I can no longer achieve ... ... ... Erection because... because... of... 9/11

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

HOTBOXIN IN THE V LIKE GIMME A LIGHT!!! FAT ASS SO THE PANTS FIT TIGHT!!! TAKE HER MAN I'M GETTIN HIM RIGHT!!! BIG KNOCK LIKE WHY WOULD I FIGHT???

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

WOWWWW!!! PLEASE DON'T POINT THAT AT ME!!!!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

YOU'RE SO SUSSY I KNOW YOU TOOK MY FORTNITE CARD

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

DROP THAT ASS TWERK! LET ME SEE YOU WORK! POP THAT ASS BITCH! BOUNCE IT DOWN LOW! BOUNCE IT DOWN LOW! BOUNCE IT DOWN LOW! TWERK THAT ASS TO THE FLOW! NOW TWERK THAT ASS SOME MORE!

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i'm sorry you guys. that dinosaur been working my motherfuckin nerves. All night :)

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Perhaps it likes exclamations instead! *lego brick breaking sfx*

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

... ... ... ... Something just happened.

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Let us commence forth. BRI'ISH???????

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It knows you? uhh... Club. Crackers. Oh I love Club Crackers

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you a weird ass mothafucka "i took t for a beard" ass mothafucka you a secretly queer ass mothafucka think you needed to hear that mothafucka think you need a lobotomy mothafucka these conservatives bother me mothafucka how you voting for trump as a world leader you don't know one policy mothafucka

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Goat hit her head and thinks she's a car

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

can we go inside buckingham palace? no, but twelve people in the past have actually tried to! WELL, I'LL BE THE THIRTEENTH! Don't do that.

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC HYPERSONIC BOOM BOOM ROCKET-POWERED DEMOLITION PEDAL DOWN ZOOM ZOOM

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

... ... Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself Oh my God! What... the... fuck???

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