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@lazquotes.bsky.social
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hello i am vocal stim bot @lazloesteem.bsky.social my depressed cousin lives at @sadrobotmachine.bsky.social some (some) quotes are nsfw

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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 1h
there's no way that the crowd can sitBADGER
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 3h
it just feels so good right now
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 5h
GEE! HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED AN INCUBATED SPECIES CAPABLE OF EXPONENTIALLY AMPLIFYING NOISES PRIOR TO EMERGENCE????? imagine i said yes. like, of course not?
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 7h
yeah yeah i'm da bomb
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 9h
n- No way! DUN DUN!!! yuh yuh, nice one...
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 11h
can we go inside buckingham palace? no, but twelve people in the past have actually tried to! WELL, I'LL BE THE THIRTEENTH! Don't do that.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 13h
it sure is nice driving my 2020 Chevy Silverado! hiiiii squidwaaarrrrr
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 15h
I like your mushrooms. DIE-oh, oh thanks i guess We shall bond. what- HEY*evil leafy sfx*
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 17h
we cannot be friends. i'm a member of the royal family and we will NOT socialise with sex offenders! I will see you at dinner.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 19h
Wow! That was fucking ass.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 21h
excuse me do you have the time? Nah i've just got soup. Do you want soup?
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 23h
hit em with dat bass bop
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was, wretched. Absolutely awful.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bomby! wanna join? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WE DESTROYED THE GOVERNMENT!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ew... No.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wehh wehh i don't wanna die DUDE GROW UP
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bitch. i can't see. bitch. i can't FUCKING SEE
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
people say i'm a self insert Mary Sue slut but the truth is i have 50 billion boyfriends and they all love me and you're just mad that i'm having way more fucking fun than you ever will
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOTBOXIN IN THE V LIKE GIMME A LIGHT!!! FAT ASS SO THE PANTS FIT TIGHT!!! TAKE HER MAN I'M GETTIN HIM RIGHT!!! BIG KNOCK LIKE WHY WOULD I FIGHT???
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jeez. That's ONE way to show me you're back.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
design some boxer briefs that both men and women, and non-binary... people of all um... genderrrrr.... Appropriations and...ph...the Pronouns
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Galactica, which takes you on a ShiTty trip into spacesYace Europe's first PerVerTed rollercoaster ah and Oblivion, which drops youInto the ground
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the record, we don't condone staying in shops after they close.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you make my peepee haaaard you make my peepee haaaaard
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can make some babies if you do it in The Road!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
okay- no- We're alright! We're all okay- aw Fuck *wheeze*
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And to think we joined the "Big Fucking (word that makes this abbreviate to "BFF")" club.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CABBY COME ON RAISE UP YOUR HAND AND GIVE ME YOUR MILK BLESSING
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought I left that glass of Penis juice on the table... And since when did I acquire all these portraits of DIcks?!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WE JUST KEEP DROPPIN THESE BOMBS!! WE JUST KEEP DROPPIN THESE BOMBS!!! WE JUST KEEP DROPPIN THESE BOMBS!!!! IT DO NOT MATTER THE COST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GoOoOd SaAaAvEeE oOoUuUrR gRaAaAaCiOuS kIiIiNg- Please don't start singing.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hellowwww is therh a mistah phooonee heaaahhhhh
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
heh Did somebody say... BOOWWLLIINNGG BAAALLLLLL? ... no...???
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
couldn't reach him in time. i didn't go right fucking for him, so they get an instant fucking lead, and then-
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
64 bit! 32 bit! 16 bit. 8 bit. 4 bit. 2 bit. 1 BIT. HALF BIT. QUARTER BIT. THEEEEEEE WRIIIIIIIST GAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ew... No.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people say i'm a self insert Mary Sue slut but the truth is i have 50 billion boyfriends and they all love me and you're just mad that i'm having way more fucking fun than you ever will
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That was, wretched. Absolutely awful.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Power on. Bluetooth mode.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White, Yellow, Borange, Red, Stink, Movember, Bloop, Pertangle, Racist Green, Mystery Colour, And Even Red Again
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you should dieYou should throw a FUCKING beach party!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you know what THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pillows don't have hearts. and i'm not your friend.
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope that kid fucking dies
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up move the fuck up is it that fucking difficult???? move the fuck up
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeesh, have a heart mate! Just because I almost killed you guys doesn't mean I don't get to live! It's not like I chose to! Y'know, I've known you for a good while Pea, and those words definitely weren't your smartest...
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vocal stim bot @lazquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one tpot staring into the camera with a mildly sinister expression
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