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@lazarustf.bsky.social
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she/her | 30s | 🔞| 🇮🇪🌈 I like to write aftg: jerejean | 911: bucktommy ao3: lazarusthefirst Tumblr: thetrojeans 🏳️‍⚧️|🇺🇦🇵🇸

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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sugar Baby September begins archiveofourown.org/works/917839... #jerejean #aftg #ficrec
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I bought my cat a bag of dried fish, probably anchovies or sardines. Horrendous. Passed her one using a pair of chopsticks. Horrific crunching noises. She climbed the entire length of my body to get the second one (my cat weighs 5kg)
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
guys they are 4 years old
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As Sugar Baby September draws closer I’m like 30% of the way through edits and yet still spending most nights writing cute little scenes with them being immensely happy at the end. It’s a balancing act
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also, unrelated, last weekend I locked in harder than I’ve ever locked in before in my life. I wrote 12k of sugarbaby on Sunday. It’ll be done soon
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m watching that new show Furious and I don’t care if it’s good or bad, it’s older Emmy Rossum in a suit. Holy shit
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Forgot my window was open and my dad is outside so he overheard me grappling with my cat and saying repeatedly “no I want to kiss you I want to kiss you!!”
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Shaun @darkcerbshaun.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Anxiously watching my cat to see if the new flavour of cat food I accidentally bought will be accepted or not
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Started writing a new secret dating fic that’s basically the Monica/Chandler storyline from Friends. And I don’t care!!!!!!!
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Ash @ashrowan.design · 27/05/2026
yikes :(
Instagram post from Loryn Brantz. Text reads,

I am horrified and disgusted by BuzzFeed taking my character, The Good Advice Cupcake, and giving it to an Al platform. My time at BuzzFeed was marked by continually being taken advantage of and lied to. They repeatedly assured me in good faith that they would never do anything with Cuppy without my input, yet offered me no legal options, insisting that I would never need them. The news that this character, who is based on my own personality and whom I created as a microphone to spread love and positivity, has been taken and turned into a soulless Al puppet feels like having my intestines pulled out of my body.
Somebody leaked the news to me early on that there were talks happening, and I pleaded with the CEO Jonah Peretti directly not to do it. Instead, he tried to talk me into signing an NDA. Obviously, I did not.
This is an assault on artists everywhere.
I encourage you to boycott BuzzFeed and any Al-produced or adjacent animation.
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Very fun and relaxing writing a no stakes flirtatious blushing getting together jerejean fic. But I’m only ever one Sleep Token song away from going back to sugarbaby and making one of them cry
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I keep a copy of Priory of the Orange Tree on my nightstand the same way religious people keep a copy of their holy text
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I am simply going to rewrite and rewrite and rewrite this pivotal scene from sugarbaby until it is 100% perfect. If it takes me another year then I will simply take that year. This fic is too important to me
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Favourite part of my work day is when the emails have been sent and I can crack open the Google doc and make Jeremy flirt with Jean
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you see me writing another secret dating fic please don’t help me. I’m exactly where I want to be
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Day 30 Revelry / Free Use
A picture of a traditional ink drawing of a half naked knight strapped to a table, thorougly used.
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Work Crush is finally done. Complete. I know I say this every time but that’s the last time I start posting a fic where the last chapter isn’t written yet
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 14/04/2026
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I am now feeling so incredibly guilty about STILL not having finished the last chapter of Work Crush. Last time I ever decide to end on a sex scene. Sorryyyyyyyyy
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mari 🎀 @decaflondonfog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
ahhhhh! i forgot to share here earlier but it's thursday so there's a new #aftg tiny fic prompt for anyone who fancies writing a wee something tumblr.com/aftgtinyfic/813410790666371072
promotional banner with a photo of someone reaching to a bunch of flowers someone else is holding as the background, and a scalloped white rectangle over it. it reads "Italicised Oh" in pink chunky font with a pinching hand emoji and a love heart above it, and "All For The Game Tiny Fic, April 2026 Prompt 2" underneath it
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Think about this one like once every 45 minutes
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mari 🎀 @decaflondonfog.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hiiiiiiii friends :') first ever #aftg tiny fic prompt is up on tumblr if anyone fancies a wee challenge!!!! aftgtinyfic.tumblr.com/post/812776542151344128
promotional banner with a photo of sunlight over an unmade bed as the background, and a scalloped light blue rectangle over it. it reads "Sunrise" in yellow chunky font with a pinching hand emoji and a love heart above it, and "All For The Game Tiny Fic, April 2026 Prompt 1" underneath it
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Just think it’s really funny how I literally still haven’t finished office fic. It’s like 2 chapters away from catching up with me
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NV @navir.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
frotting #hades
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
posts fic update. AO3 goes down. I choose to believe this was my fault
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
chapter threeeee. enjoy <3 archiveofourown.org/works/801955...
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Work Crush - Chapter 3 - lazarusthefirst - All For The Game - Nora Sakavic [Archive of Our Own]
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Ambushed. Doing my big exfoliating shower when my playlist serves up brand new - play crack the sky. INSTANTLY transported back to 2014 and the chokehold that fic and Dylan O’ Brien had me in
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
first ~5k of Office fic is here. I couldn’t come up with a funny title :( but I think the fic is good :) Work Crush - Jerejean slowburn office romance - explicit (eventually) archiveofourown.org/works/801955...
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Work Crush - Chapter 1 - lazarusthefirst - All For The Game - Nora Sakavic [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I listened to 35 seconds of My Heart Will Go On and now I’m thinking about writing the most devastating slow burn “we can never be together” jerejean. 35 seconds. That’s her power
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Anyway. Office jerejean is almost ready to post. No fucking clue about a title. Who’s got a good office romance pun or something idk
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Will!🐀🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @wkdart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade is giving me big Jeremy Knox vibes.
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Got the email my laptop was ready to be collected and literally left the gym early got in my car drove all the way there and ran down a street in very tiny shorts in LASHING ran to get it. It’s giving the last scene of Bridget Jones Diary but my laptop is Colin Firth
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Switching my cat’s insurance to our post office’s policy because my current insurer Allianz has major financial ties to Isr**l. Every little bit helps 👊
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phoe @haedyllic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
👓 #trigun #vashwood
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Mr. Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Feeling very youth_daughter.mp3 today
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You ever find yourself in a queue for coffee and everyone ahead of you seems to be trying to do their taxes or book a flight with the barista. Like why is there discussion why are you conversing. Fucking order
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botle @bttlborn.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"no twitter estão dizendo isso" desinstale o app.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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Doki Rosi 🌷 working 9 to 5 @dokirosi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I am often the strangest person at the grocery store. Pink crocs and a yellow bobble hat. I just need my bread bananas and butter
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Laz @lazarustf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Have expanded my personal body goals mood board to include Lydia from season 5 of Australian Survivor
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