Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/04/2026I’ll have what Hungary’s having.media.tenor.coman elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . 374274714933
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Greetings from across the river. Hunkered down for the day. 010
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025What is the transient property here? What do you say you're drinking? Does the tea become coffee? Does the coffee become tea? I'm a simple man and need further instructions. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 16/11/2025If I've learned one thing from MAGA, it's that it doesn't matter if it isn't true, so long as you repeat it. 010
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Meanwhile in King of Prussia, PA: 7608150
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Trump administration: "We're starting another war in the Middle East" Millennial Veterans: * touches nose* "Not it!" 010
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 12/05/2025As they tell federal employees "if it feels like it would be controversial on the front page of the NYT then don't do it". Guess that only applies to us pleebs. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I'm going to need them to end with "Good Night and Good Luck". Cause this is the shit McCarthy had wet dreams about. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 01/05/2025How come we get the worst version of Mega mind? 000
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialKrassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 06/04/2025 4363407516207
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I couldn't be at the protests yesterday due to a previous commitment with my kids. But I'm sure as shit proud of each and every one of you! 020
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Why does it feel like yesterday's EOs were issued while we were distracted with the Signal story. Deplorable shit. 010
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialGail Waldby ❌👑 @gailwaldby.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Our Land: For Sale Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownership for development. open.substack.com/pub/monicatr...open.substack.comOur Land: For SaleDepartment of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownershi... 169865
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I completely understand Schumer wanting to avoid a shutdown - they’re destructive, and they harm a lot of folks who don’t deserve it. What I *don’t* understand is Schumer saying that Dems were unified in opposition only to change his mind a day later. He looks like a jackass. 1218136971886
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Number of federal employees: 2,252,162 Average minutes spent replying: 10 Total minutes replying: 22,521,620 Total hours replying: 375,360 Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000 Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96 Hourly wages per fed: $45.99 **Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90** 100
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025My five bulleted items for The Musketeers 1-Took a shit 2-Used my youngest child as a human shield 3- Asked random strangers to justify their jobs 4-Offered Elon Musk a fork. 5- Wrote this bullshit list 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 18/02/20257- Older Veteran Training. Because the needs of an 80 year old and 20 year old are the exact same I'm sure. 8-Gout Treatment Training 9-Emergency Medical Tools Training. Because ERs should be full of people just winging it. 10- Substance Abuse Training 11- Dementia Training 12- Cognitive Behavior 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Some VA Trainings that are being cut because Elon Musk and the Musketeers have deemed them to be. 1- Sexual harassment training. 2-Sexual Assault Training 3-PTSD Trainings. I'm sure nothing bad will come of that. 4- Domestic Violence Training 5-Rural Health Training 6-TBI Training (1/2) 100
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I want to know how AI is going to be deposed for decision making in Federal investigations. 000
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025REAGAN: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies… beware of demagogues ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, national security, and the entire free world—while cynically waving the 🇺🇸 flag.” Trump’s bad ideas are not new. 15050601777
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Update: An email entitled "A Fork in the Road" the exact same email that went to Twitter employees just went out to Federal employees from the same suspect email address that is sending cryptic emails tests all week. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Trump wants to offer Federal employees a buyout for 8 months, but 2 problems: 1- The legal amount OPM can offer is 25k, which doesn't cover 8 months. And 2- I can't understate this enough, WE ARE UNDER A CR! There is no money for a buyout. 020
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025www.reddit.com/r/fednews/s/...reddit.comFrom the fednews community on Reddit: FYI, all of the recent memos have meta data showing the authors are lobbyists/lawyers outside OPMExplore this post and more from the fednews community 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025For the past week, official memos which appear to be written outside of OPM have been passed through OPM as official policy. The directions are coming from lobbyists and lawyers with ties to the Heritage Foundation. Who's in charge? Link in the comments 100
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Even if he did. Once. Fine. But he turned around and DID IT AGAIN. That should tell us everything we need to know about him. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Why isn't she wearing her cape in this photo? 000
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialRep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 22/01/2025SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3) 9275171928520
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Minored in German in College. This might have been the first time I've used it outside of a language app. 110
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025media.tenor.commcdonald 's mascots are standing in front of a sign that says " hamburglar "ALT: mcdonald 's mascots are standing in front of a sign that says " hamburglar " 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Mark, you could be Batman if you just applied yourself. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025The Hatch Act has me living vicariously through many of you. Please get involved with local and state elections. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025My autistic 6yo (who's thing is memorizing jokes) just told me this one: "What do you call a teacher who farts quietly? A silent tutor" 061
