Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/04/2026I’ll have what Hungary’s having.media.tenor.coman elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . 374274714933
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 16/11/2025If I've learned one thing from MAGA, it's that it doesn't matter if it isn't true, so long as you repeat it. 010
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Meanwhile in King of Prussia, PA: 7608150
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Trump administration: "We're starting another war in the Middle East" Millennial Veterans: * touches nose* "Not it!" 010
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialKrassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 06/04/2025 4363407516207
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I couldn't be at the protests yesterday due to a previous commitment with my kids. But I'm sure as shit proud of each and every one of you! 020
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Why does it feel like yesterday's EOs were issued while we were distracted with the Signal story. Deplorable shit. 010
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialGail Waldby ❌👑 @gailwaldby.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Our Land: For Sale Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownership for development. open.substack.com/pub/monicatr...open.substack.comOur Land: For SaleDepartment of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownershi... 169865
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I completely understand Schumer wanting to avoid a shutdown - they’re destructive, and they harm a lot of folks who don’t deserve it. What I *don’t* understand is Schumer saying that Dems were unified in opposition only to change his mind a day later. He looks like a jackass. 1218136971886
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Number of federal employees: 2,252,162 Average minutes spent replying: 10 Total minutes replying: 22,521,620 Total hours replying: 375,360 Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000 Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96 Hourly wages per fed: $45.99 **Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90** 100
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025My five bulleted items for The Musketeers 1-Took a shit 2-Used my youngest child as a human shield 3- Asked random strangers to justify their jobs 4-Offered Elon Musk a fork. 5- Wrote this bullshit list 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Some VA Trainings that are being cut because Elon Musk and the Musketeers have deemed them to be. 1- Sexual harassment training. 2-Sexual Assault Training 3-PTSD Trainings. I'm sure nothing bad will come of that. 4- Domestic Violence Training 5-Rural Health Training 6-TBI Training (1/2) 100
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025REAGAN: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies… beware of demagogues ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, national security, and the entire free world—while cynically waving the 🇺🇸 flag.” Trump’s bad ideas are not new. 15050601777
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Update: An email entitled "A Fork in the Road" the exact same email that went to Twitter employees just went out to Federal employees from the same suspect email address that is sending cryptic emails tests all week. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Trump wants to offer Federal employees a buyout for 8 months, but 2 problems: 1- The legal amount OPM can offer is 25k, which doesn't cover 8 months. And 2- I can't understate this enough, WE ARE UNDER A CR! There is no money for a buyout. 020
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025For the past week, official memos which appear to be written outside of OPM have been passed through OPM as official policy. The directions are coming from lobbyists and lawyers with ties to the Heritage Foundation. Who's in charge? Link in the comments 100
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialRep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 22/01/2025SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3) 9275172128522
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025The Hatch Act has me living vicariously through many of you. Please get involved with local and state elections. 000
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Just saying. 21805016312703
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Business owners you don't actually need Trump's permission to sell any stake in your company. So stop asking him. It's sad and pathetic. 000
Reposted by @laxinphilly.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Musk comes from a family that moved to South Africa *for* the racism. He has repeatedly endorsed Great Replacement Theory in the US & Neo-Nazis of the AfD in Germany. He championed the rights of white nationalists and restored Nazi accounts to Twitter. But I'm sure the Nazi salute was an accident. 12973581765
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Right out of the gate WH.gov is completely full of shit. It claims only 6% of the entire federal government comes into work. All those postal workers, va nurses and doctors, fed Leo's, park rangers, pretty much the entire judicial branch, IT, bureau of prisons, OSHA Investigators, ATC are at home?!? 010
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 18/01/2025His Presidential Photo looks like he's passing a hard poop. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 17/01/2025When I was in my train-up to Iraq back in 2005, there were chuds with "masculine" energy. They were the type of people who would've been impressed with Trump. But when it was time to go over, my liberal ass went despite objections about the war, and they took a discharge to avoid war. 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I was in the military. I like the whiskey. I haven't struck any women though, could I still be SECDEF or is being a POS a prerequisite? 000
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Tulsi Gabbard's confirmation hearing is being held up due to a "paperwork issue" according to Sen Barrasso. I bet it's cause her paperwork came back from the Kremlin. 020
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Republicans want Federal Employees to show up to their offices rather than telework, and, in the same breath want to relocate them out of DC. If only they would realize that they could "drain the swamp" if they just didn't have a hard-on for making the lives of public servants miserable. 100
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Pretty sure "Eagles" was the first word everyone in the Delaware Valley learned to spell.media.tenor.comthe logo for the philadelphia eagles is on a dark blue background .ALT: the logo for the philadelphia eagles is on a dark blue background . 030
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Now that you're here you don't need to be over there. Delete them. 163
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The goose-steppers have created a DRAIN THE SWAMP Act. The second of three acts targeting federal employees. Congress is the biggest drag on the government. Not the federal employees who keep our Democratic Republic running. 042
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 29/12/2024He went in uncooked and came out golden brown. Name me a more inspiring and edible figure, I'll wait. 010
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Congress has a bill that would require federal employees who telework even one day to give up their locality adjusted pay. Maybe if Congress could leave their dementia centers and actually show up to DC more than 50% of the time this wouldn't be so laughably asinine. 042
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Biden just comuted the sentence of nearly all the federal death row to life in prison save for 3 who are still on death row. Those three include Dylan Roof, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, and Robert Bowers. This makes too much sense. apnews.com/article/bide...apnews.comBiden gives life in prison to 37 of 40 federal death row inmates so Trump can't have them executedThe move spares the lives of people convicted in killings, including the slayings of police and military officers, people on federal land and those involved in deadly bank robberies or drug deals. 021
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024During the election I saw plenty of "Kamala is an unelected candidate" type yard signs. Um, quick question, WTF is Elon then? 051
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Let me see if I got this straight. Trump just pressured to kill the spending bill and had eliminated from the new version, childhood cancer research, but not SpaceX defense contracts. Riiiight. Well the corruption is on-brand for them. 021
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Dearest Elmo, Governments are not businesses. In fact, governments that do act like businesses are corrupt governments. 042
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 17/12/2024CEOs: We need to be paid extremely high because our jobs are so susceptible to acts of random violence. Teachers: ... Excuse me, but what the actual fuck? 032
laxinphilly.bsky.social @laxinphilly.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Stop blaming "the government" for the actions and decisions of our politicians. It's not some GS-5 somewhere that is ruining your future. It's the politicians we elected. 000
