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JD, Georgia State Law. Go Blue. He/him

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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wings dominated what's been a truly dogshit flyers team for most of the night, shoulda won by more. Larkin had a rough ending, turnover w 10 seconds left gave away a grade A chance, net comes off, he loses the resulting draw clean. flyers have lost their first 9 games, play good(?) sens team next
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 13/10/2026
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know the Cardinals are mostly hopeless and don't have a passing game but its still nice to just blow the doors off a team
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just got minnesota purdue up on the quad box and god damn our quality loss looks like shit
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Youre likelier to get caught meticulously unwrapping/rewrapping cabbage and throwing away the inside for this stupid bit than if you just steal the booze at self checkout
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All right that one was pretty funny
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHALLENGE: SUCCESS thank god we called the "injure Garrett Wilson" play
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DETROIT LIONS DEFENSE DON'T GIVE UP A GAME TYING DRIVE CHALLENGE
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great play by Izien there to blow up the screen. Didn't make the tackle but attacked the blocker really well. Three good plays by the Lions' duct tape secondary on that drive
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We've all complained about the Lions issues in the secondary but it's not like they can stop anyone on the ground either. I've watched Tyleik Williams get blown out multiple times in this 1st quarter. Nice bend by DJ Wonnum there to get the sack at least
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was foolish to try to return the kickoff after Iowa housed their kick return. This is what gives Iowa their power
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch Manning should gain 20 pounds and become a tight end, it's not his fault his uncles forced him to be a quarterback.
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch Manning has committed two illegal forward passes in two quarters im afraid hes simply too stupid to play quarterback
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Cool Nice Sky @coolniceperson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well well well, not so easy to find an NFC North team that doesn't suck shit, huh?
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OLE MISS'S BAND PLAYED NECK WE'VE GOT OUR GAME BACK
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Great performance by the michigan defense today but someone needs to tell them to stop doing the "shush the crowd" celly after big plays. You're at home!!
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It'd be great if the Lions could take advantage of Ed Oliver being hurt but unfortunately our O Line is missing it's LG, C, and RT. Very funny that Blake Miller famously never missed a practice at Clemson but gets hurt before his 2nd NFL game.
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Michigan's 2-0
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RYAN DAY
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It appears matt patricia has arch in the box again
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'D LIKE TO RETRACT EVERYTHING I'VE SAID ABOUT KYLE WHITTINGHAM OVER THE PAST SEVEN DAYS
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol at that Seahawks player clapping up the crowd for forcing the timeout before he realized his own team called it
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(whispers) I'm ready to turn on kyle whittingham Fortunately, Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea, Arsenal win playing beautiful football followed by 25 minutes of anti-football to cruise to a win, which is a nice thing to say in a game they trailed in the first 80 seconds
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Defense looks fine, why is Manuel Biegel solo-ing edge rushers?
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone's got a kicker now huh
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Update: going for 2 and not making it unfortunately does make there being only 9 seconds left on the clock a self own
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why are the announcers trashing Baylor's time management they've played this perfectly
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That DJ Lagway throw just made me yell "OHHH FUCK" out loud... off his back foot 30 yards into double coverage
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TOL!!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/09/2026
$1.55 million.
2026 RUTGERS NON-CONFERENCE SCHEDULE
The contracts for each game this year were obtained through an Open Public Records
Request, and this is what we found:
• UMass: $1.55 million payout and 500
complimentary tickets
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
UMASS went 0-12 last year!!!!! 0-12!!!! Rutgers is getting dominated at the line of scrimmage by a team that hasn't won a game against an FBS opponent since 2023 this is crazy
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Davis Warren 5 for 5 on that game winning touchdown drive, career high in passing yards by like 100 yards. Stanford gets revenge on Hawaii
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
update: I got owned
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my only Tigers deadline prediction is that Harris doesn't trade Skubal or Mize but makes marginal seller moves like trading Kyle Finnegan or whatever to get them under the luxury tax threshold. That way he gets to pretend to try to compete this year while also not having to do anything hard or scary
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hopefully the old ghosts of Belgium's golden generation running through the USMNT without breaking a sweat will disabuse any notion that these Americans were a "golden generation" Hell, the 2014 USMNT put up a better fight against Belgium in their prime
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
aaaaaaand same for the US of A
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
and after all that Mexico are out in the round of 16 for the billionth time in a row what a failure. Better luck in 2030!
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Announcers keep talking about how Mexico are "relentless" and "keep coming" but no they aren't?? This has been embarrassing. Just dribble to the wing and cross to no one over and over
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England's park the bus plan is gonna work it looks like, for being up a man Mexico haven't created anything since the penalty
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"The necessity for the US and its allies to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least $300 billion dollars." Hey remember all that shit you blew up? All that infrastructure cost $300 billion here's the bill
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's funny that someone tried to sue to stop this... why?
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
KAI HAVERTZ WITH A LANDON-DONOVAN-VS-SLOVENIA GOAL!!!!!!!
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I OWE MIKEL $1!!!
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Arsenal winning the title because of a var overturn of a corner kick goal cus of a foul on Raya is extra funny given that we've scored the majority of our goals this season by winning a corner and then having one of our players tackle the keeper
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Arsenal tried their hardest to bottle it but the refs saved us, alas that non goal rescues spurs
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
LEANDRO CLUTCHSSARD
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL, ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL, ONE NIL
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Arsenal did the job today, winning and adding 2 extra goals to apply pressure to City. Ive bitched about this team a lot but they're in the driver's seat to win the league if they keep this level for the last 3 games
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's funny that it happened twice this series
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Zach @lawsarentreal.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
hear me out: the Wings should solve their 2C problem by trading for Elias Pettersson AND JT Miller. C'mon it'd be funny
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