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Chris de Blerp

@lawlorc.bsky.social
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Northern twerp. Profile pic by the wonderful Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social

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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 2h
Big Mouth Biddy Blas There, I've scribbed that doon and I can get on with my day noo. At least I'm unlikely to get asked if this is AI.
An extremely poor quality edit of a "Big Mouth Billy Bass" with the head of Biddy Blas
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 21h
I played through up to meeting Zelda but even with extensive button remapping, I was still flinging Deku Nuts everywhere out of TotK muscle memory. Nice to dip back in, though.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 22h
Definitely pronouncing it High-Drommit-Eeyore
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought it was alright, but not much anything like the old Sid James and Babs Windsor ones, really 😕
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I frequently have the Wagon Wheels tune on my endless inner radio playlist. And as for the Riesen Chocolate Chew song. Absolute pinnacle of advertising catchiness.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#RejectedHemingway
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Couldn't escape if I wanted to"
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Took me far too long to realise (I may yet be wrong) that you didn't mean a Toby jug *full* of Hulk Hogan, as if he were a liquid, or at least something you could get into a Toby jug. The lack of skill here, naturally referred to some globs of Hogan having been spilled when decanting into the jug.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Champion Supernova?
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've had the bloody tabs for the referral forms open on my browser longer than that. I actually have. The waiting list for these things should be shorter if anything, as those seeking referral are usually their own worst obstacle.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It might have taken my entire break to find this pic again, but it was worth it
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only just been introduced to your art, but that's an instant follow, and reposted. And happy birthday! 😊 💫
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Abi Stevens MCM Ldn R-12 @abistevensart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's my birthday 🎉 so in Bluesky tradition I'd love for folks to repost my art today! 😊 #artistSupport #illustration #darkArt
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That or a young version of whichever one of Smashie and Nicey was Harry Enfield.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'd love one, please, if any are still available
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah that's just overkill, but gotta say I'm pleased it accepted the word-count!
The whole theme song from Prince of Bel-Air in Now:Music logo font.
Wasn't worth it 😂
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Now That's What I Call Music logo, but it's the entire first verse of the Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

I'm obviously gonna try the whole song now, aren't I?
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I take mine every day, but whilst I'm super-productive at work, I still find myself sitting and wasting my time at home. Always the starting of the tasks that's impossible. That, and accidentally doing A Sit-Down when I really shouldn't.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fading Nemo
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
OK not really related but I had to go and dig this out. youtu.be/zsMpFb1CNRI?...
youtu.be
"Park"
YouTube video by Will Hirsch
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A very close image of an Aldi carrier bag, whilst a blurry colleague in the background exits the kitchen, back into the office.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Haha, was just very surreal scrolling through the timeline half-asleep and seeing my own big mush appear 😂
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🍦
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How very dare you? 😂
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I totally find the combo of: 72mg of meds Preworkout powder for the gym Cup of tea when I get to work results in either Extreme Focus and Efficiency Mode for the morning, or Absolute Scatterbrain for a couple of hours where anything could happen 🫪
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Keep meaning to rewatch Dark City...
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🎵 BANQUO! 🎵 WOOO-OO (spookily)
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Decisions, decisions
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He looks like he's about to welcome you and give you a tour of his pad. (Pun not intended but didn't delete it)
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"deserves a quiet night" 🎶🎵
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wow, I was chuffed with my 7.5!
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"What's big and small at the same time?"
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yeah so that's how my brain likes it. I guess it's different whether you think about moving it "forward in time", as into the future or closer toward you.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
See! There's disagreement. Although, for once, the entire quiz team is unified on this.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Doesn't help when people seem to disagree over whether postponing an event to a week later is moving it forward or back. It was scheduled for tomorrow. That's definitely moving it back, yeah?
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Feckers. Far be it from them to credit you for their arseholery.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Do they backdate monetisation of views you missed out on? Or is that asking too much of them?
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Fantastic, thanks!
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's damn infuriating. Even had a batch of vids from months ago all crop up from one channel for a day or so, for no discernable reason (paid to maybe?)
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ah bloody nora, YouTube!
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Lad I knew in primary (the only other kid with an Acorn Electron, and NOT because they were new; this was like 1990) said his printed £20 notes from the edge connector on the rear of the unit. He was never able to replicate this feat when I was at his house, bizarrely.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Well then welcome to the Streisand effect
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My work calls the Customer Member Centre section of our website an app. It is not an app. It's just where all of your account information is. On a website. There is no app 😡 Customers love this.
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Amazing! Now where did I put my Hermit Permit...?
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What's the "Ken Lee" percentage thing? All it made me think of was this... 😂 youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8?...
youtu.be
Ken Lee Funniest Audition Ever | Idols Global | English Subtitles
YouTube video by Idols Global
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