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LavenderTrees'd

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They/them. May all beings have Maslow's hierarchy of needs fulfilled AND have a replicator, transporter and holodeck without blowing each other up or genocide'ing each other:) Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 3h
The sky tonight says, "Hello, I'm beautiful because Trans lives matter too." Thank you sky, I love you sky :)
A picture of pink clouds amongst the blue sky with some white clouds speckled around. The top and bottom of the pic are surrounded by tree parts. Please internalize that you are loved, the sky isn't the only one telling you.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello Moon. I love you Moon. 'Member we're one so that means I love you too as much as I love the Moon. Hope you feel that. *walks out the room making farting noises with no regrets fir the love of cabbage.
The moon has a thin blanket of clouds dancing across it's glow. Framing the pic on the viewer's left is the sillouette of a tree. To the viewer's right the roof line of a deck roof glows lavender with a butterfly shapped whirligig hanging it's blue-pink self in pride and lerv, because a butterfly is many heart coming together to allow the flight of the hearts. I adore this view and experience. The heart sings: "Hello Moon, I love you moon." Did you know that describing your surroundings helps with PTSD? Making ALT text descriptions to your experience before posting... might be a way to help. K, love you!
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Um this pole though...
A telephone/powerline pole with a second 6'ish foot long pole about 10 feet up the pole which appears to be tied to the pole sticking out of the ground by twine. A new item on the list of things NOT to walk under.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While I appreciate homing these large fwens, my asking them to get outta the tub hasn't worked. It's no fun being removed via a large glass and paper, one imagines. *ponders how to decrease twamatizing fwens
2 soot sprites stare blankly while being asked to move the committee meeting to another location as the tub is needed to wash the big dog.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was moon'd this morning ;) so thought you'd wanna see it. :D
The moon shining it's light over a tree, which is similar to the author of the post. Except the tree pictured likely didn't hear Patrick Starfish saying, "M-O-O-N that spells moon," or think "Hello moon, I love you moon."
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had an uncomfortable "Why are my toes squishy feelin" moment when putting on the house shoes after cleaning them. Duh to self on the correct way to let um dry out after accidentally spilling chicken broth onto thus into them. Learn from my mistake. Avoid squishy toe syndrome.
A picture showing off how to avoid unexpected squishy toes syndrome. Remember dry your oofos as seen on the left side of the pic with the heel pointed to the floor and the toe raised. Don't be like me, derp out, and dry them as seen on the right oofo clog in the pic, which is with the toe ppinted down and the heel up. Also the shoes sport pink 'n blue cuz it sparks joy to rep pride that don't hurt others. So there's my captain obvious alt text as part of today's 'obvious shit I should know post.' Apologies, but we have no bananas today to provide a scale fir the shoe. ;)
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ever wondered how many egg shells are eaten in a year? With $ bein' tight and most meals made at home, decided to save, bake and buzz um down to put in the homemade dog food a couple yrs ago. Fir this 'human' 6.8lbs of egg shells used in a year was upcycled. A teaspoon/day lasts the big dog a year.
Eggshells, after bein' used by being broken in half, hangout in the oven. When the oven is used, and after it's preheated the shells stink a bit from the beginning of the millard effect. They cool on the stovetop, then go into a storage container where they are crushed down. At the end of the year they are placed in a big baking tray and baked again, then buzzed by a food processor into tinier.. tiny-er,  however it's spelled, pieces. A container full of buzzed down egg shells fir doggie consumption with (given w/ some vit d) fir homemade dog food cuz it's cheaper than buying kibble fir the big furry baby. It sits on a scale showing 3.38 lbs of egg shell weight.A second container showing 3.46 lbs of egg shell buzzed down.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The sky this am is very beautiful. Thankful fir the rains, helps us breath better while the fires rage.
The sky filled with clouds of varied depths giving off a spectrum of blue to white colors. Some tree tops (mostly coniferous) dot the bottom of the pic.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My love, the rain, is here. *swoons
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bwahaha! On the other end o' the spectrum: max level pouting for being offered carrots instead of cake!
A big dog pouts about being offered carrots instead of cake. The dog is big and gray and lays with head decidedly pointed away from the carrots placed next to 'um. The picture was taken just before the big dog made a dramatic sigh eliciting unwanted laughter and photo snapping from a human.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fizzgig and Aughura are from Dark Crystal :) here's me after a nap
Aughura from Dark Crystal is what we should all aspire to in our older age.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
:D
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
love Love LOVE the rain. Hi rain! We love you rain.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I care... also my dog gives a shit... actually my dog can give 3 shits in one bag :)
The big dog gave 3 shits and we packed it into one bag, it's bigger than most human hands or perhaps 3 small bananas (fir scale in 'Merica) :)
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Awww. Trump IS poop :) found some adorable chalk writings on the ground.
Chalk writing found on the ground reading: "Trump is POOP" and "No Kings"Chalk writing on the ground reading, "Kids care about politics." In the top left corner part of the pointy S many folks drew in school with lines connecting is in lavender colored chalk as well.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yay! Every party
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yummy spicey, cheesy, garlicky, chivey, squishy baked potato.
Ingredients in a bowl, on a wooden table with a lavender colored and landscaped card nearby include: half a giant potato that was sliced several times around the skin then  soaked in salt water in the fridge over night then microwaved fir 5 min then flipped and microwaved another few minutes the topped with grated grueyer (sp?), microplaned black garlic, and a sprinkle of reaper pepper powder then microwaved a further 30seconds then topped with nonfat greek yogurt and a flowering chive head fir extra flavor and a pleasant lavender color. Mmmmm. Hope you enjoy.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Boundaries are good. Loving ants doesn't mean you have to poison the waters directly? Or someone tell me if doing tape versus spraying chemicals is worser'er-er? Er-er? :)
Double sided tape, used as a boundary, fir the ants. Useful around cooking areas, under counters and around electonics. Is the making of it more or less sustainable than u.s. pesticides?
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Make every meal yummy with organic reaper powder in your tummy.
An organic open faced quesadilla with a reaper powder sprinkled over a pesto base and topped with diced red peppers, shrimps, cheddar, fresh diced tomato and torn fresh cilatro and basil, with a drizzle of balsalmic glaze on a flour tortilla grilled at 500 degrees F fir 10'ish minutes with fresh toppings and glaze placed after.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A close up of a blue'ish brown dog's brown front right eye, so not the butthole.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Found a pack of red cards on the ground (looked like it fell out of someone's pocket maybe?), so got to hand 'um out to folks during the No Kings march then someone came up and gave me this cool sticker!
A skull outlined in black with pink squiggly lines in the middle. The skull has one gold tooth at a front tooth. On the skull is a yellow crown with a red circle that has a dash acrossed it diagonally. Inside the skull reads, "NO FUCKING KINGS."
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
:(
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Lucien bein' all like, "Yeah, I'm kinda a big deal, but no worries," is my favorite part of LoTR. Dude has the humility mana max'd.
Lucien aka Lucifer from Christian mythos with some tiny horns poses proudly holding a tankard that appears to be the size of half of his torso based on perspective. The background is colored like various stages human blood outside the body in cloud and skyline formation to denote evil and spooooky-ness. The flask is the same color as most sidewalks in the U.S. Lucien wears no shirt and smiles as if to say, 'Those discarded are seen and loved.'
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh look a new dhs job that makes one wonder with radiation monitoring and fleet management as part of the job requirememt. How odd.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yes, we have soooo many loose screws; some are in bags though ;)
A plastic box with various loose screws answering the question of if we have a scew loose. The answer is: "Yes, some are in bags too. We also have loose nuts n bolts. ;)"
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Dunno know who did this to the side of my fridge, butt I luffs you.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A deviled egg sits atop a packet of organic reaper powder, with some of the powder sprinkled on the deviled egg. It is a yummy hot endorphin rush.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Please read this if you haven't yet, it's a short read at only 109 pages.
The book is called Night, by Elie Wiesel. The author shares his account of surviving Auschwitz as a teen.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We had happy folks enjoying sun beams today.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"Is it a toy?"
Mouse the cat from the previous picture tests the ends of the banana for playability. A paw gentles bats at the end of the peel.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I love Mouse. I found a solution to eating when stressed. Share with someone, or have something simple readily available to eat when the brain sez, 'Hungry.'
A short haired cat with yellow eyes and fur appearing black which changes to black-ish brown fur with black tabby markings when the sunlight hits. The cat is named Mouse. This one sniffs an opened banana with the peel still on the half held. Mouse chose not to eat the banana, but appears to appreciate the offer.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
More curtain ghost activity! Spoooooky!
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Playing with the curtain ghost.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Spider lemon coin pig, spider lemon coin pig, does whatever a spider lemon coin pig does (yeah yeah, Homer sings it better). Bring us some good luck for the new year please Speeeider lemon pig. My 1st lemon pig, er speeider lemon coin pig.
Apparently to give good luck or simply to have something to do on NYE, you take a lemon and cut  2 v-shaped cuts made at 45 degree angles from the pointy end of a lemon and gently pull the rind up to make ears. Foil is shaped like duck's penis without regard to the counter clock wise typical shape because few people pay attention to this. The foil is then for the tail of the pig and stuck into the lemon at the end opposite the pointy end of a lemon. 2 peppercorns are placed as eyes just below the ears. As this is a spider lemon pig, it has 8 legs which do not articulate because it's not actually a spider leg it's a wood skewer snapped and shoved into the lemon. Finally a cut is made where the mouth is and a coin inserted for the luck part?Top view of spider lemon pig proving it's a spider because it has 8 legs?
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Hmm how 'bout some fusion breakfast tacos, as an idea fir eggs?
Fusion breakfast taco: The taco shell is a croissant, giving it a 'mwahuhuhua" accent. Inside the taco is scrambled egg sitting on top of smeared pesto, because Italy needs attention in the food world always. On top on the eggs sit red peppers, onion greens bacon bits and melty cheese. What you can't see are the bits of reaper powder under the pesto.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Aaaaand garlic farts iiiiin 3.... 2... 1. Aw butt it tastes so gooood ;)
Variably cut veggies in chicken broth with an entire garlic um bulb? Is that the correct word. Like the whole booty of the garlic plant. The veggies are celery, cabbage, onion. Some split peas and wild rice too. In an instant pot prior to sitting in pressure cook mode fir 20 min. After instant pot time, and then some stewing with the addition of russet potato, sweet potato both orange and purple and some chicken muscle bits oh and curry powder Yum!
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Mmmmm biscuit and veggie curried soup. It's finally soup season.
A pot of soup with purple potato, sweet potato, onion, celery, carrot, lentil, pasta spiced wth curry powder, a pinch of reaper powder and finished with a salted butter.Biscuit of flour, butter, baking powder, salt, sugar cut with a 3 inch ring.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Question fir those that might know: why's this one so dark in color? We updated lighting about a week ago. We're molting. We've been this color since moving to a less active space. Temp/humidity 90/30 on the one side 80/40 on the other side. Diet: wax worms and organic washed romaine. #addHerper
Bearded dragon with dark nearly black colors, whem usually sand colored. Some molt showing in top of the head. Reptar the bearded dragon is standing on coconut husk mat. Behind Reptar is string of sticks held together with a metal rod thay bends to form a ramp that butts againsts a woven hanging mat for perching. In the background a picture of a forest with ferns and mossy trees.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Banana fir scale
French (criossant) taco (because everything is a taco!) chicken salad BAT(bacon, arugula, tomato) with balsalmic glaze finish with bananas on the side fir scale in ignorant American fashion :)
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
So baked the 'bacon' at 350 degrees fir 15 minutes then clipped off the crispy ends and baked fir another 15.
MyBacon brand at 15 minutes on 350 degrees showing slighty crispy ends that need to be cut off so as not to burn with further baking.A picture of MyBcaon that looks like regular bacon but feels a bit different. It tastes good as bacon bits on a sammie, but just ok as a full bacon strip on the plate replacement. Although my partner feels differently.French taco chicken salad BAT. Croissant with chicken salad with onion chuncks topped woth sliced and quarted tomato the drizzled with balsalmic glaze then topped with arugula abd chuncks of MyBacon. It's sooo goooood!
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Also found these outstanding toma-toes fir the taco
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Mkay so been searching for an organic bacon replacement for my french taco BAT (bacon, arugula, tomato) because culture borrowed and upcycled is fucking yum. I found this outstanding thing: MyBacon. I'm sure the natural flavors are nitrites which is why it tastes sofa king good... just like bacon.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bwahaha! That's a villianous, so happy sound because THIS blue cornmeal is lavender in color not taste (cuz otherwise that'd be gross). I think I figured out how to make yummy lavender toaster crumpets. *squee & bwahahaha :) #food
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I found a sticker at a sweet oddities shop this year to describe myself.
A sticker on a metal drink container. The center sticker portrays a happy dragon with a trans flag and trans symbol on it's tail. The dragon's horns curve back from above the smiling eyes to behind their ears. The colors are a mix of shades of pink and blue.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Batch cookin saves $
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A bit bemused while making veggie corn dogs and recalling the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once. Also here's hoping these dogs have less lead than those pea flour protein shakes? #food
A shiny metal food prep bowl full of veggie hot dogs lightly covered in corn flour and inciting scenes of hotdog fingered movie people into memory. The bowl sits on a speckled plastic-engineered counter, the same color as concrete, but feels like a clean and std-free shower wall because I regularly clean my counters. The speckles reflect light in some parts and absorb all light in other parts.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Potato buns. They used to make yummy ones when I was a kid at costco. I think these are going to be different in a yum way. #food
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Last night we looked up.
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LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween. Today the kid learned what Wubalubadubdub means... spooooky!
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