LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 3hThe sky tonight says, "Hello, I'm beautiful because Trans lives matter too." Thank you sky, I love you sky :) 000
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hello Moon. I love you Moon. 'Member we're one so that means I love you too as much as I love the Moon. Hope you feel that. *walks out the room making farting noises with no regrets fir the love of cabbage. 120
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While I appreciate homing these large fwens, my asking them to get outta the tub hasn't worked. It's no fun being removed via a large glass and paper, one imagines. *ponders how to decrease twamatizing fwens 000
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Was moon'd this morning ;) so thought you'd wanna see it. :D 000
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Had an uncomfortable "Why are my toes squishy feelin" moment when putting on the house shoes after cleaning them. Duh to self on the correct way to let um dry out after accidentally spilling chicken broth onto thus into them. Learn from my mistake. Avoid squishy toe syndrome. 110
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ever wondered how many egg shells are eaten in a year? With $ bein' tight and most meals made at home, decided to save, bake and buzz um down to put in the homemade dog food a couple yrs ago. Fir this 'human' 6.8lbs of egg shells used in a year was upcycled. A teaspoon/day lasts the big dog a year. 100
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The sky this am is very beautiful. Thankful fir the rains, helps us breath better while the fires rage. 000
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Bwahaha! On the other end o' the spectrum: max level pouting for being offered carrots instead of cake! 120
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026 Fizzgig and Aughura are from Dark Crystal :) here's me after a nap 020
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026love Love LOVE the rain. Hi rain! We love you rain. 140
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I care... also my dog gives a shit... actually my dog can give 3 shits in one bag :) 100
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Awww. Trump IS poop :) found some adorable chalk writings on the ground. 020
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Yummy spicey, cheesy, garlicky, chivey, squishy baked potato. 010
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Boundaries are good. Loving ants doesn't mean you have to poison the waters directly? Or someone tell me if doing tape versus spraying chemicals is worser'er-er? Er-er? :) 010
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Make every meal yummy with organic reaper powder in your tummy. 010
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Found a pack of red cards on the ground (looked like it fell out of someone's pocket maybe?), so got to hand 'um out to folks during the No Kings march then someone came up and gave me this cool sticker! 000
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Lucien bein' all like, "Yeah, I'm kinda a big deal, but no worries," is my favorite part of LoTR. Dude has the humility mana max'd. 031
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Oh look a new dhs job that makes one wonder with radiation monitoring and fleet management as part of the job requirememt. How odd. 010
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Yes, we have soooo many loose screws; some are in bags though ;) 000
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Dunno know who did this to the side of my fridge, butt I luffs you. 120
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Please read this if you haven't yet, it's a short read at only 109 pages. 131
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026We had happy folks enjoying sun beams today. 010
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I love Mouse. I found a solution to eating when stressed. Share with someone, or have something simple readily available to eat when the brain sez, 'Hungry.' 110
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Spider lemon coin pig, spider lemon coin pig, does whatever a spider lemon coin pig does (yeah yeah, Homer sings it better). Bring us some good luck for the new year please Speeeider lemon pig. My 1st lemon pig, er speeider lemon coin pig. 020
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Hmm how 'bout some fusion breakfast tacos, as an idea fir eggs? 010
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Aaaaand garlic farts iiiiin 3.... 2... 1. Aw butt it tastes so gooood ;) 040
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Mmmmm biscuit and veggie curried soup. It's finally soup season. 020
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Question fir those that might know: why's this one so dark in color? We updated lighting about a week ago. We're molting. We've been this color since moving to a less active space. Temp/humidity 90/30 on the one side 80/40 on the other side. Diet: wax worms and organic washed romaine. #addHerper 241
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/11/2025So baked the 'bacon' at 350 degrees fir 15 minutes then clipped off the crispy ends and baked fir another 15. 100
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Also found these outstanding toma-toes fir the taco 100
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Mkay so been searching for an organic bacon replacement for my french taco BAT (bacon, arugula, tomato) because culture borrowed and upcycled is fucking yum. I found this outstanding thing: MyBacon. I'm sure the natural flavors are nitrites which is why it tastes sofa king good... just like bacon. 110
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Bwahaha! That's a villianous, so happy sound because THIS blue cornmeal is lavender in color not taste (cuz otherwise that'd be gross). I think I figured out how to make yummy lavender toaster crumpets. *squee & bwahahaha :) #food 020
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I found a sticker at a sweet oddities shop this year to describe myself. 110
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 11/11/2025A bit bemused while making veggie corn dogs and recalling the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once. Also here's hoping these dogs have less lead than those pea flour protein shakes? #food 120
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Potato buns. They used to make yummy ones when I was a kid at costco. I think these are going to be different in a yum way. #food 020
LavenderTrees'd @lavendertreesd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Happy Halloween. Today the kid learned what Wubalubadubdub means... spooooky! 020