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@lavenderlock.bsky.social
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You found my not so secret AD, WOW! A horny purple goat on the internet. This goes without saying, but 18+ only. 31 / What's a Gender? / Pansexual This is where my unhinged, kinky posts will go that are too spicy for main.

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K0moya🔞 @k0moya.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Left him a lil something in my room :3 #furry #furryart #nsfw
After realizing he received a message from Will, Sleepy runs to the serval's room to find him butt naked and already presenting himself to the bird.
Text says: "Thank you for getting me those energy drinks earlier, really needed those ❤️:3. I'll take a quick nap now, left ya a lil something on my room~ 🍑🍑"Sleepy lost no time and immediately got undressed and mounted the wereserval, jumped straight to fucking him.
Text says:
"Y-You didn't lose a beat, huh?"
"I'd be insane t-t sssay no to thiss"
"Glad you're so eager about being a top~"
"You ASKED me to top you"
":3"
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh hey! I remembered my AD exists!
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Semiceri but Lewd @semicerinsfw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Some goat fun with @lavenderlock.bsky.social Art: @smutzkii.bsky.social Who’s next~? >:3
Blue and white anthropomorphic tiger breeding a purple goat and cumming inside. 

Furry sex
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Phoeleo Merch > Chew Toy Drop @phoeleo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
phoeleo.com yea we got that bag. and made it into a crop top, and a T-shirt. 🛄
A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.Thank you shopping bagA tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.A tank top parody of the "thank you" shopping bag.
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Gyunon @gyunon.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Goatt🐐
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A goat creating their own herd by transforming anyone who wanders near the stable into a different farm animal.
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Welwraith @welwraith.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
snitties
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Open offer. If you follow me and wanna fuck, find me at the moonlight market.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Oh my goodness, I'm being propositioned before I've even made it to the con. This is a very new and exciting feeling for me. To be wanted in such a way. To be desired enough for someone to try and get me before another can. It's nice to be wanted.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Edging for so long and with so much fucking pre, my fingers began to prune.
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KibaWusker 🔜 ACFI/MFF @kibawusker.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This puppy can definitely go for more rounds of visitors 💜 Thanks again to @hauntwired.bsky.social
Picture of a hole in a wall with various graffiti and free use written on the wall. The bottom half of my fursona, Kiba, hanging out from the home. Cum is leaking from his tailhole and flaccid sheath
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I have a mighty need to write smut.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I need someone to just cuddle onto and smooch as I drift off to a very cozy, wine assisted sleep.
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HOTEL LEX 🔞 @shinyheartbeats.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Something, something subject in a machine? Blah, I don't need the specifics, give me results!
Flerkin the cat strapped into a latex bitchsuit is fitted into a robotic dog backwards. At first he struggles but as the sedatives work through his body, he becomes more and more docile. The only end being a perfect body/host for the now animated machine.
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 18/03/2025
Earring consideration
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I was informed I should open a kissing booth at AC, with so many people wanting to give the goat smooches. I'm considering doing it in a setting where people can "give a tip" for good service.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Vanilla furries: Hear me out. *Posts a cute character with monsterish characteristics.* Me: I need this thing to hit me with absolutely every status, including estrus, and ravage every hole in my body until I'm a broken husk.
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Dangpa @dangpa.art · 17/03/2025
Pink Panther and Snaggy got into the nip.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'm gonna get pretty drinky tonight. Post questions for my uninhibited ass to answer.
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Royalty @royalty.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Lunak Moonfang!
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I love my empathy so much sometimes. It lets me know how to comfort people people in the ways they need. It also lets me find people's buttons and press them in ways that surprise them.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I talked about my writing "practice" on main. It was typefucking. Roleplay gave the the skillset I have in my descriptions today. If anyone wants to help me "practice", let me know.
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Pink @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang · 20/02/2025
you get used to dating a shapeshifting mimic
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Russ @rustledfluff.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And this is why you shouldn't put on random collars. My first TF art I've ever drawn! For the illustrious @deke.dog!
A transformation sequence of a man being transformed into a border collie by goo that erupts from a collar they decided to put on. 

#tf #transformation #tftuesday #furryart
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I think one thing that's stopping me from posting IRL bits is confidence. I'm not exactly the biggest, and seeing everyone post their absolute MONSTERS makes me wonder if anyone would enjoy seeing mine. Also, this could just be the "Hell yeah, two cakes" meme in cock form.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I need a friend who's as bitey as I am. Just cuddling and it starts with a nip. A soft nibble on the shoulder. Then they start to escalate. Chomps, bites, mauling. Wrestling and struggling as each one tries to leave their marks on the other.
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🐾 NeFen 🐾 @nefen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I need someone with an age theft kink to use their powers for good and make me, like, 26 again so I can party like I used to.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
God I love my friends. Being comfy with them and being able to express myself sexually in a safe space gave me the confidence to make an AD and actually decide to use it. Now to get the confidence to post IRL stuff~
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oh my goodness, I have a place to post my sexy alley photoshoot I took when I was learning the camera in VRC!
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I had some friends tease me about my "handlebars" tonight and it's got me in a very bottom and subservient mood. Grab my horns and use them to guide me wherever you want me to go. Pull me into a kiss, or back against you with a firm grip.
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Ergonomic Handlebars @lavenderlock.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I want to be hunted like a trophy animal. I want to fear for my safety as I run through the woods, hearing the breaking of leaves and twigs behind me, knowing it's only a matter of time before I'm caught and ravaged by a beast that I can't hope to ward off.
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