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Salem

@gothcow.farm
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spooky trans milfdyke in DC/MD. Recovering bass player, JRPG queen, practicin' witch 🔞 | 34 | 💜:🦁🦊🌙🐈

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Salem @gothcow.farm · 03/10/2026
support my roomie's musical journey or we'll have no choice but to donate his pussy on craigslist 🙏🧎‍♀️‍➡️✝️⛪️
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 02/10/2026
whenever work gets too annoying I just go squish my girlfriend's ass a few times and restore a bit of Will To Persevere
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 27/09/2026
getting sick really sapped the remaining optimism 🙃 why is everything baddd
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 23/09/2026
Heading up to frederick this weekend for some witch pride shenanigans and all I can think of is Where Do I Stop For Coffee And Treats 🥺 fukkin mid 30s and I still spend 30-50 minutes deliberating between diner steakneggs vs latte n' croissant
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 23/09/2026
if I don't get a full 6-8 hours of rest tonight I need someone to hit me with a brick ty
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 19/09/2026
it is so hard to feel social lately,,, im tired new fire emblem is hitting real good too >.>
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 10/09/2026
happy annikirkary everypony
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 09/09/2026
I promise it's really easy to not Fumble That Milf, you just need to not barf out every desire you've ever had within the span of 5 minutes
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 04/09/2026
Joy of being a big hot cow vs. doom of being a wage slave that's one bad day from financial nuclear meltdown
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 03/09/2026
I present: the typical neurodivergent healthslop I make for a week (cold edition) Hot edition is just chili with slightly different ingredients and ground turkey instead of tinned fish
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 03/09/2026
Thank you fan translation community, puyo puyo chronicle is a joyful bomb of insanity
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/09/2026
exhausted and burnt out BUT I can still sneak a quick 8 minute jorque of the girlpeen before a meeting
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/09/2026
if you cant handle me at my Gunslinger Girl then you don't deserve me at my Donkey Kong 64
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 26/08/2026
i need to moo so freaking bad
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 25/08/2026
I think the universal grieving comes in no small part from the fact she represented the best of what America could be, and that she never stopped chasing that ideal, artistically and socially
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 24/08/2026
have a cow, man
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 18/08/2026
Any day spent with you is my favorite day 🖤
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 18/08/2026
clinging to all hope that someday I don't have to work all day and night, just to stay relatively on par and keep my job :T I miss getting to do shit I wanna do with regularity!
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 17/08/2026
They're sending me here
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 16/08/2026
I am so excited to go pet cows tomorrow
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Lina "play HEX POP" rabbitlegs @rabbitlegs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
cow + cow
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 13/08/2026
I would like to quit and just be a stylish dairy cow instead. Thank yo u for your attention to this mootter
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YOU CAN NOT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 12/08/2026
not too surprising,, I'm mom undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
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Carol_The_Cow @carolthecow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cowmooter 🐮
A cartoon cow drives a car down a dirt road in a forest, there is a ufo in the sky
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 09/08/2026
Ough I need to refill my well of optimism soon z.z
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/08/2026
I'm going out to a goth dance night after that clusterfrick yesterday, screw being afraid
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/08/2026
Cw: violence, guns Was at the mall with the girls today where an active shoot!ng went down right outside the store. We ran to safety, we are fine and nobody was (mortally) wounded. But I'm going in and out of those moments tonight. This country is so ass backwards man, how is this so "normal"
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 25/07/2026
Cow tools
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 23/07/2026
not the anti-weezer gun 💀
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 23/07/2026
Damn Splatoon Raiders is really fun
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 21/07/2026
OOUGHHH I LOVE MY WIFES
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 21/07/2026
Three times before noon today, I'm such a gotdamned cow 😵‍💫💦
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 20/07/2026
I don't wanna work I wanna be a problematic forest milf making dubious potions and curios
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rouhi @rouhi.net · 17/07/2026
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 17/07/2026
lol there are maybe 15% of millennials who have even been able to make changes to their home's design in a meaningful way - if they're lucky enough to own a house. Most of us are scraping by on whatever stock our rentals come with
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 16/07/2026
Part time interview today - doing what I do now at half the hours for almost the same pay. Tomorrow interviewing for a gay weed place at a significant pay cut but would give me time to freelance. If either works out though it'll free up my time and sanity maaassively. Fuck agency meatgrinder life
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 15/07/2026
Gggosh darn you progesterone 🥵💦
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 13/07/2026
I'm such a low energy bitch now that I don't have a giant checklist of tasks stretched out over a month. The downside is that I can't force myself to care about work basically at all
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 09/07/2026
I can't wait to relax and play videogames this weekend and make tacos with my girlfriends And also play Five Hearts Under One Roof and its sequel tonight for giggles
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 08/07/2026
the first day of work after Anthrocon feels like trying to psych yourself up to drink battery acid. And then proceeding to have to sip it all day long until it's done >:T
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 08/07/2026
"trans people always knew they were trans" I had no idea what was medically feasible until like 2018 and even then it wasn't until I was being sized for my friend's wedding outfits the next year that I actually had a breakdown so bad that I knew I wasn't a dude
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Calenfur @calenfur.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#FurryCalendar Next week on July 14th is COW APPRECIATION DAY! #CowAppreciationDay
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 06/07/2026
Holy freak i am so tired
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 04/07/2026
Never challenge me to a margarita-off I will turn that sumbitch into my own blood supply
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 29/06/2026
So much going on lately - but getting so so close to the finish line! - Girlfriend is mostly moved in and we're at about 60% set up - I've initiated into my local coven - Shooting out a lil over 100 job apps per week (still employed, just hating my field being so AI slopped) - AC in 3 days??
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Salem @gothcow.farm · 26/06/2026
Gonna be real with you:
Veronika the cow givin' herself brushies (using cow tools) (gigabeef cowmaxxer sigmoo)
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