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Laurie Laker

@laurielaker.bsky.social
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 6h
Literally my alarms
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 11/10/2026
"Manchester City remain an outstanding football team" Oh, is that fucking so? Fuck me.
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Daley AF(C) @daleyafc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lance Armstrong remains an outstanding cyclist.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This
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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jurassic Park remains a triumph of genetic science and entrepreneurial ambition.
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 11/10/2026
there has never been a Liverpool match in their history where more human beings are rooting for them to win than today versus Sham City
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sure, but at 6:30a I am not going to be picky
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also, three of these beauties before 8am is special. Breakfast of Champions. S/o to @blackhartstp.com for pouring these.
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MattSaysHello @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me in 2023: “I’ll never EVER forgive Bruno G for that elbow on Jorginho” Me today: “I bet it was an accident”
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LESS THAN A MONTH LEFT TO ORDER YOURS!!! Link in the post account bio! COME ONNNNN!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SEE YOU ON SATURDAY! I'M BRINGING TREATS!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The "wider investment" is THE TROJAN HORSE for the "football issues" you utter melt. Haul those train carriages you call eyebrows out of your line of sight, FFS.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Long walk off a short pier. Brutal but effective.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's because they're suffering a unique combination of being thick as pig shit and wealth-induced Stockholm Syndrome.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 06/10/2026
Coming soon
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mick McCarthy on Blackpool FC: "IT CAN"
ALT: Mick McCarthy on Blackpool FC: "IT CAN"
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👀
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Jill Dalton: Nice And Creamy
ALT: Jill Dalton: Nice And Creamy
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So, so proud to be a part of this on behalf of @arsenalamerica.bsky.social Blurry, but still. I’m MA’s right hand man, innit 😂 Fantastic effort from the entire global Arsenal family. Thank you, Mikel — for reigniting who we are, what we are, and who we represent. The Arsenal. COYG!!! 🔴⚪️
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Definitely not. Ahem.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
El guapo!!!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With us
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some people say he's actually called Juan Persie.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Merino's haul to-date is unreal: - World Cup Winner - European Champion - Nations League Winner - Premier League Champion - Copa del Rey Winner - DFB Pokal Winner
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Arsenal Win The World Cup 2.0
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mikel Merino is a different gravy sort of player.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks so much mate!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ancestors, sure. I was also born and raised in England, so…none of that spiritual “pilgrimage” nonsense. Quite literally going home. So excited.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Full disclosure — I've not been able to go home since 2019. Life, money, it's all been too hard, too thin on the ground. The best part of this; I'm taking my dad to The Arsenal for his 75th birthday. His only ask. Beyond excited, grateful, and ready to tread old roads again.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'M GOING HOME!!!!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A dear friend of mine is going through a torrid time in their lives and looking to add trainings to their skillsets to make ends meet and help them and their kid make it through. Please share, donate, and blast widely. Thanks! gofund.me/ac30dea52
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Donate to Help Jacks Cover Divorce Legal Fees, organized by Mallori Langford-Atanasio
I'm raising funds for my childhood best friend, Jacks, as she begins a d… Mallori Langford-Atanasio needs your support for Help Jacks Cover Divorce Legal Fees
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Decent mail today, this. Gratitude to my two pals @sdgunnercap.bsky.social & Tom of #RichmondGooners — mustard, both of you. 🔴⚪
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Conundrum" is wildly kind.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Late to the party but the new special from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social is just a delight. ☕️ & 🥃
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck them kids. C'mon England.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
City disrupted the rest of the top flight with the players they signed after their 2008 takeover, and these examples show how www.nytimes.com/athletic/765...
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Man City’s 2009-18 signings changed the fate of their Premier League rivals. No wonder they’re angry
City disrupted the rest of the top flight with the players they signed after their 2008 takeover, and these examples show how
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stadio!!!!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Righto, @stadio.football — after years and years of listening, laughing, learning, and engaging, this Stadio OG will *finally* see you this coming January. @ryanhunn.bsky.social & @okwonga.bsky.social, let's have some fun!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing. We'll try to look up his management and get him an @arsenalamerica.bsky.social pack
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Twin Cities Gooners @twincitiesgooners.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heading back to A Bar of Their Own this Sunday for a HUGE Barclays Women's Super League match. Join us — let's make some noise! ⚽️ Manchester City WFC vs. Arsenal Women 🏆 WSL 🗓️ 10/4 • ⏰ 10:30a 📍 A Bar of Their Own • 2207 E Franklin Ave 55404 PACK THE PUB!!! COYG!!! 🔴⚪️ @arsenalamerica.bsky.social
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Rob Kenton @robkenton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since Abramovich arrived in 2003 & Abu Dhabi Inc in 2008 Chelsea & Man Cty have won 13 out of the 23 league titles. Their previous combined total was 3. Chelsea in 1955 Man Cty in 1937 & 1968. They had no history of league success in any era. English football was sold 23 years ago.
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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can hold food poisoning to account and still admire the lasagne
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The plot thickens. Deliciously so.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, cheers!!! Just found out, buzzing!
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you weren't sickened and made rageful every single day by this country and it's abundance of evil, I suggest you start feeling this way now. This is sick. www.tennessean.com/story/news/c...
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Court stays Christa Pike execution in Tennessee: Updates
Christa Pike was sentenced to death for the 1995 killing of 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer. A court stayed her lethal injection that was scheduled for Sept. 30.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Angry, gleeful, anxious. Really angry. And, somewhere, afraid of complacency.
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Be angry, but never be complacent
On Man City, corruption, cheating, anger, protests, and the duty of fans
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s my hope. But the pressure is very real and piling on more and more, externally, as we all anticipated.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two wildly different readings of the article are available to us: 1. He’s sympathetic and that’s an issue of bringing passive pressure (brought on by effective sportswashing) 2. He’s got a firm line and won’t interfere, this leaving it totally in the hands of the adjudication panel.
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