laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/08/2025*smoking electronic weed in bed* i’m my ancestor’s wildest dream (the ancestor in question is my grandma who died of lung cancer but still) 010 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025maybe you have microplastics in your blood but i’m different 020 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025conspiracy theory: she’s saying this as a challenge to make someone so mad that they prove her wrong 130 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025you just have to get another bowl with microwaved egg on the side to get it off 120 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025is your talk about running? you better go catch it 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025“astrology is a pseudoscience”media.tenor.coma man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than youAlt: ron swanson from parks and recreation at lowe’s telling an employee who asked if he needs help “i know more than you” 130 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2025saw a post complaining about people who wouldn’t vote for “the nice black lady” so i muted them and everyone who agreed in the comments and all the people who reposted (some of whom had the israeli flag in their username like look who agrees with you, congrats on supporting genocide bye) 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a pink beret is standing in front of a cactusAlt: barbie and ken from the barbie movie both wearing pink 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025only the one from the end of the barbie movie 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025it would seem cancel culture has been canceled 010 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 14/08/2025same i like the idea of showering before bed but then my hair is wet so id have to wash my hair in a separate earlier shower 000 0
Reposted by laurennjuliaaMax P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Think about the real victims here 6857 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025i drove thru a coffee place and the worker saw my crochet steering wheel cover and i was like i could probably sell you one and she was like omg yes and gave me her notes app to put my phone number in and i bet i’m never going to hear from her lol 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025i say “punintended” which is secretly a pun for pun unintended 110 0
Reposted by laurennjuliaaJames Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Quick little fact check here: Israel has armed the Burmese military for decades, including during the Rohingya Genocide. Protesting Israel’s genocidal regime directly and materially benefits the people of Myanmar. 3541541198 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 10/08/2025and a spider crawled on my arm so i’m not going to be able to sleep any time soon yay i love that for me 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 10/08/2025i am once again awake at 3 am because of my stupid cat does anybody want a free cat who hates you and never lets you sleep 100 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 09/08/2025as an aqua rising cancer is my 6th house and i have mars there so venus and jupiter are just making my cat wake me up at 2:30 in the morning instead of 4 ish or even sometimes 5:30 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025if you want 10 pussies you just need 11 legs 020 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025i was gonna joke that looking at the chart for the wrong birth time would be like not knowing your own name but my mom used to tell me “no, no, don’t do that” so often i thought my name was Nono and i had my birth time wrong for the first few years of my astrology practice lol 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025part of it was from that video and part is after stephanie joins in this interview when she talks about stephanie’s upbringing in religious science, plus gemini rising puts her aquarius venus in the 9th and i feel like that’s kind of a similar energy as the jupiter neptune in sag thingyoutu.beTig Notaro at Vulture Festival 2015YouTube video by New York Magazine 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025hat because unless you’re bald the hat is just covering hair 000 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025i sent in my application but it’s still being processed 010 0
laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025im thinking gemini rising because when she tells monica lewinsky about stephanie im just like JUPITER CONJUNCT NEPTUNE IN SAGITTARIUS IN THE SEVENTH OBVIOUSLYyoutu.beTig Notaro on Comedy, Cancer & Reclaiming Her LifeYouTube video by Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky 100 0