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laurennjuliaa

@laurenjulia.bsky.social
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calling cops pigs is mean to actual pigs 🐷 abolish ice abolish the police free palestine anarchist, astrologer, crocheter, lesbian, discover page lurker

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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
*smoking electronic weed in bed* i’m my ancestor’s wildest dream (the ancestor in question is my grandma who died of lung cancer but still)
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
maybe you have microplastics in your blood but i’m different
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
conspiracy theory: she’s saying this as a challenge to make someone so mad that they prove her wrong
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
you just have to get another bowl with microwaved egg on the side to get it off
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
what if it’s gay up coochie
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
real life is like that too sometimes
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
is your talk about running? you better go catch it
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“astrology is a pseudoscience”
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a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you
Alt: ron swanson from parks and recreation at lowe’s telling an employee who asked if he needs help “i know more than you”
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
no,
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
saw a post complaining about people who wouldn’t vote for “the nice black lady” so i muted them and everyone who agreed in the comments and all the people who reposted (some of whom had the israeli flag in their username like look who agrees with you, congrats on supporting genocide bye)
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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a woman in a pink beret is standing in front of a cactus
Alt: barbie and ken from the barbie movie both wearing pink
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
only the one from the end of the barbie movie
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
it would seem cancel culture has been canceled
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
same i like the idea of showering before bed but then my hair is wet so id have to wash my hair in a separate earlier shower
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i made a keyboard shortcut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
what?? i can’t hear you when you whisper
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Think about the real victims here
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
H-O-T T-O V-Y you’re so close to 69
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
i drove thru a coffee place and the worker saw my crochet steering wheel cover and i was like i could probably sell you one and she was like omg yes and gave me her notes app to put my phone number in and i bet i’m never going to hear from her lol
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
i say “punintended” which is secretly a pun for pun unintended
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
🫡
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
what!?
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Quick little fact check here: Israel has armed the Burmese military for decades, including during the Rohingya Genocide. Protesting Israel’s genocidal regime directly and materially benefits the people of Myanmar.
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
and a spider crawled on my arm so i’m not going to be able to sleep any time soon yay i love that for me
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
i am once again awake at 3 am because of my stupid cat does anybody want a free cat who hates you and never lets you sleep
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
as an aqua rising cancer is my 6th house and i have mars there so venus and jupiter are just making my cat wake me up at 2:30 in the morning instead of 4 ish or even sometimes 5:30
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
i don’t get it
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
andy samberg
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
if you want 10 pussies you just need 11 legs
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
i was gonna joke that looking at the chart for the wrong birth time would be like not knowing your own name but my mom used to tell me “no, no, don’t do that” so often i thought my name was Nono and i had my birth time wrong for the first few years of my astrology practice lol
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
i’m an aqua rising and virgo sun lol
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
part of it was from that video and part is after stephanie joins in this interview when she talks about stephanie’s upbringing in religious science, plus gemini rising puts her aquarius venus in the 9th and i feel like that’s kind of a similar energy as the jupiter neptune in sag thing
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Tig Notaro at Vulture Festival 2015
YouTube video by New York Magazine
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
hat because unless you’re bald the hat is just covering hair
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i sent in my application but it’s still being processed
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laurennjuliaa @laurenjulia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
im thinking gemini rising because when she tells monica lewinsky about stephanie im just like JUPITER CONJUNCT NEPTUNE IN SAGITTARIUS IN THE SEVENTH OBVIOUSLY
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Tig Notaro on Comedy, Cancer & Reclaiming Her Life
YouTube video by Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky
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