Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This past summer had been the Summer of Handcrafted Vinegarettes until lettuce turned deadly and the weather turned chilly. But, I was given trustworthy greens, and I had some herbs to use up, and Bam! Back on my vinegarette bullshit. 050
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word. Lord of the Toilet Bowl Rings 050
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This fall, while voting for a certain gubernatorial candidate, I will be doing my best Big Brother Contestant imitation. "I regretfully vote for Amy." 050
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026There's is a child's shoe laying in front of this building. 130
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Gmail asked me if I wanted to pay $4.99 a month for "ai enhanced email" Absolutely the fuck not. 150
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am in the foulest mood. Hiss. 350
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My, @elacordeonachi.bsky.social and @nateroyah.bsky.social 's Collective art haul from the Upper Minnesota River Valley Art Meander. 030
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Oh no, I've dropped my toothpaste," he said, crestfallen. 1121
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I better have one at my funeral. Ya hear me friends and fam? 070
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This absolute banger circa 1979 does not get the love is so deserves youtu.be/9SCzVEUlqqA?...youtu.beSniff 'n' The Tears - "Driver's Seat" (Official Video)YouTube video by Ace Records 030
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2120913416
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't want to be internet-negative or yuck on yum, but this film just seems like it's going to be incoherent slopfest, like 120 minutes of quick cuts and catchphrases. 240
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thousands of things bother me about this pic, but NUMBER 1 is how fucking staged it is. Perfectly draped dresses, angles and heights just so. They only time they feel joy is when others are serving them and cleaning up after them. 030
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forgot my coffee on the counter this morning. 030
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lots to do during today's writing session: review editing notes, name some characters, and gut an ill-done chapter. 160
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordM. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD 231057306
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026marked safe from: interviewee bringing in an iced coffee 040
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The painting was a gift, Todd 020
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you 11567481184
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026was listening to a book on WW2 during my morning commute. US casualties were roughly 1 in 300. Covid's casualties were roughly 1 in 300. 050
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It ys ycleped Microsoft 365 by cause it will disappointe you all 365 dayes of the yeare 28910
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordMarissa Lingen @marissalingen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026IT'S TODAY!!! My fantasy novella, A DUBIOUS CLAMOR, is out today! From here on out, if you suddenly have the urge to read about harpies, opinionated weapons, and a bunch of misfits fighting the fash, you can just DO THAT! Order direct or from bookstores: hornedlarkpress.com/product/a-du... 34448166
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today was messy. Trip into dtMpls took forever due to Vikings game. Ppl from outstate need to worry less about "Somali gangs" and focus on learning how to use a crosswalk. There are signs! signals! Audible help! Laundrymat was jammed so no clean clothes. 1/2 151
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Make a band edible: Crooked Swill Ham! The Wheatbry 030
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love words. I love combining them in odd ways, unexpected ways, dead perfect ways. I love simple sentences. I love trainwreck paragraphs. 040
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026And ask what penalties Space X will be suffering for damaging the moon. 030
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025 51338323
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am still mad about SpaceX denting the moon. Like, rich people can just wreck the moon now, and they don't even get points on their record or a higher insurance premium. 160
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordTechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 02/09/2026MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renamingtechcrunch.comMapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renamingThe once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days. 852650665
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 30/08/2026not useful to dwell upon, but it remains ASTOUNDING how many things are so fucked up and how many of our big institutions are entirely unwilling to do anything about it. we save each other, always and forever. find your neighbors who are doing the work and join ‘em, friends. the only way through. 136978
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What was your favorite book as a kid? 010
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Limited Warranty. That's MNsquared. 020
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Who's Swerve bringing to All In? Wrong answers onlystatic.klipy.comCaptain America The Winter Soldier Bucky BarnesALT: Captain America The Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes 020
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Making Minnesotans pout with three words. 030
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nordrael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be. 2541721274
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Are you ready... are you ready to rumble/ 040
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.nytimes.comDolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.” 247238515773
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026instagram has its issues. Zuck, zuck, zuck. But I love that the first option when clicking on a profile is BLOCK. 040
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This August I have been mostly a failure, occasionally a bump on a log. 020
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Was opening the mail at work today, and someone had used a Betty Ford stamp, and that little gem is now gracing my bulletin board. 050
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Norddarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16/08/2026 420137094248
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I'm an itsy bitsy, tweeny weenie widdle blood clot in the bluesky user's lungs. She thinks she has a backache. I've got two ride-er-dies with me. 040
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We rightfully bag on Elon for ghosting the UN when they presented him with a plan to end world hunger for 6.6 billion. It needs to screamed at the top of our lungs, that after Elon-- an alleged trillionaire bailed, that not a single other billionaire jumped in and said, "if he won't, I can." 160
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Be the inciting incident you want to see 061
Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Failed them and all of us. And, because this batch won't be called to face justice, there are others out there rebuilding Epstein's empire, engaging in grotesque rapes fully confident they will not face justice either. Monsters are among us. 020
Reposted by Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du NordRacket @racketmn.com · 09/08/2026Pro-crypto PACs spent over $1M getting Craig reelected. In turn, she has become crypto's best friend in Congress. racketmn.com/is-angie-cra...racketmn.comIs Angie Craig Fighting for Minnesota or the Crypto Industry That's Enriching Trump? - RacketThe crypto industry spent over $1M getting Craig reelected. In turn, she has become its best friend in Congress. 18050