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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord

@laurelvolk.bsky.social
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Writer. Do-gooder usually up to no good. Overall Punctuation Czar. Medieval Knievel. Scream of Consciousness. I put the commie in rom/com. The Audacity of Ope @smutuni #romancelandia She/her.

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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This past summer had been the Summer of Handcrafted Vinegarettes until lettuce turned deadly and the weather turned chilly. But, I was given trustworthy greens, and I had some herbs to use up, and Bam! Back on my vinegarette bullshit.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word. Lord of the Toilet Bowl Rings
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This fall, while voting for a certain gubernatorial candidate, I will be doing my best Big Brother Contestant imitation. "I regretfully vote for Amy."
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's is a child's shoe laying in front of this building.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gmail asked me if I wanted to pay $4.99 a month for "ai enhanced email" Absolutely the fuck not.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am in the foulest mood. Hiss.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My, @elacordeonachi.bsky.social and @nateroyah.bsky.social 's Collective art haul from the Upper Minnesota River Valley Art Meander.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Oh no, I've dropped my toothpaste," he said, crestfallen.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I better have one at my funeral. Ya hear me friends and fam?
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This absolute banger circa 1979 does not get the love is so deserves youtu.be/9SCzVEUlqqA?...
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Sniff 'n' The Tears - "Driver's Seat" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ace Records
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't want to be internet-negative or yuck on yum, but this film just seems like it's going to be incoherent slopfest, like 120 minutes of quick cuts and catchphrases.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all should.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thousands of things bother me about this pic, but NUMBER 1 is how fucking staged it is. Perfectly draped dresses, angles and heights just so. They only time they feel joy is when others are serving them and cleaning up after them.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forgot my coffee on the counter this morning.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lots to do during today's writing session: review editing notes, name some characters, and gut an ill-done chapter.
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The torch timer is ON
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
marked safe from: interviewee bringing in an iced coffee
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The painting was a gift, Todd
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
was listening to a book on WW2 during my morning commute. US casualties were roughly 1 in 300. Covid's casualties were roughly 1 in 300.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It ys ycleped Microsoft 365 by cause it will disappointe you all 365 dayes of the yeare
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Marissa Lingen @marissalingen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IT'S TODAY!!! My fantasy novella, A DUBIOUS CLAMOR, is out today! From here on out, if you suddenly have the urge to read about harpies, opinionated weapons, and a bunch of misfits fighting the fash, you can just DO THAT! Order direct or from bookstores: hornedlarkpress.com/product/a-du...
Happy author Marissa Lingen, a long-haired white woman, holds up a copy of her book, A DUBIOUS CLAMOR
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today was messy. Trip into dtMpls took forever due to Vikings game. Ppl from outstate need to worry less about "Somali gangs" and focus on learning how to use a crosswalk. There are signs! signals! Audible help! Laundrymat was jammed so no clean clothes. 1/2
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Crooked Swill Ham! The Wheatbry
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love words. I love combining them in odd ways, unexpected ways, dead perfect ways. I love simple sentences. I love trainwreck paragraphs.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And ask what penalties Space X will be suffering for damaging the moon.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration done in a black and white graphite style with white highlight on a gray grainy paper background of a hand from the front in a fingers-crossed gesture. From the heel of the palm and down the wrist is lettering reading, ‘maybe it will happen today’. The hand is cropped beetle the lettering and surrounded with decorative rays and circles.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am still mad about SpaceX denting the moon. Like, rich people can just wreck the moon now, and they don't even get points on their record or a higher insurance premium.
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 02/09/2026
MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
techcrunch.com
MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
The once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 30/08/2026
not useful to dwell upon, but it remains ASTOUNDING how many things are so fucked up and how many of our big institutions are entirely unwilling to do anything about it. we save each other, always and forever. find your neighbors who are doing the work and join ‘em, friends. the only way through.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What was your favorite book as a kid?
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Limited Warranty. That's MNsquared.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who's Swerve bringing to All In? Wrong answers only
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Captain America The Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes
ALT: Captain America The Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Making Minnesotans pout with three words.
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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Are you ready... are you ready to rumble/
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
nytimes.com
Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
instagram has its issues. Zuck, zuck, zuck. But I love that the first option when clicking on a profile is BLOCK.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rejection. Onward!
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This August I have been mostly a failure, occasionally a bump on a log.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Was opening the mail at work today, and someone had used a Betty Ford stamp, and that little gem is now gracing my bulletin board.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I'm an itsy bitsy, tweeny weenie widdle blood clot in the bluesky user's lungs. She thinks she has a backache. I've got two ride-er-dies with me.
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We rightfully bag on Elon for ghosting the UN when they presented him with a plan to end world hunger for 6.6 billion. It needs to screamed at the top of our lungs, that after Elon-- an alleged trillionaire bailed, that not a single other billionaire jumped in and said, "if he won't, I can."
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Be the inciting incident you want to see
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Laurel the Wrymouth, L'Etoile Du Nord @laurelvolk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Failed them and all of us. And, because this batch won't be called to face justice, there are others out there rebuilding Epstein's empire, engaging in grotesque rapes fully confident they will not face justice either. Monsters are among us.
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Racket @racketmn.com · 09/08/2026
Pro-crypto PACs spent over $1M getting Craig reelected. In turn, she has become crypto's best friend in Congress. racketmn.com/is-angie-cra...
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Is Angie Craig Fighting for Minnesota or the Crypto Industry That's Enriching Trump? - Racket
The crypto industry spent over $1M getting Craig reelected. In turn, she has become its best friend in Congress.
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