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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Here’s a beloved fictional movie about the insane amount of studying that goes into preparing to compete in a spelling bee, but I’m guessing Wayne never watched this one for…reasons

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Here’s an award winning documentary about the insane amount of studying that goes into competing in spelling bees

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate this. Gary/Chopper makes sense. I understand why you’d pair Luffy and SpongeBob. The rest of it looks completely random. I don’t believe the person making these pairings has ever seen One Piece. They called Big Mom Lin Lin.🙃

Page showing the McDonald’s
One Piece/Spongebob crossover toys

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Scream producers to their fan base and genocide victims

Display T-shirt at Spirit Halloween showing Ghostface giving the middle finger

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

These sandals are asking the real question. What would it look like if Thanos was a 57 year old parrot head?

Hideous gold and brown flip flops with huge multicolored stones on the straps

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My tattoo artist trying to put white ink in my arm

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

He was so good in anything, no script could hold him back from delivering something fantastic and imminently watchable

Tim Curry making an amazing face at an uncut diamond the size of golf ball in Congo

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

We worship by watching the passion play every year on Cyndi Laupers birthday

Poster for the movie Girls Just Want To Have Fun w/ Helen Hunt,Sara Jessica Parker, and Shannon Doherty

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

How dare you talk about my sweet boy like this

Two joint signs for Bubba Kush and Bubba Fire strains, both featuring Mamas himbo grandson Bubba from Mamas Family

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Sometimes I try to make a new joint sign and instead I accidentally create an eldritch horror 😬

Halle Berry iconically accepting her Oscar but her head is a strawberry

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Imagine being a friend of Adam Carolla. On top of that nightmare imagine waking up to find out he’s called you a rapist in a national magazine. Don’t worry though, he makes it clear he thinks rape is fine though so you’re still friends

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My neighborhood BK is advertising this on their marquee as “the orange king is here” and I honestly don’t know if they’re trolling or just oblivious

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Two mid 20’s guys on my staff called me to the front desk to look at the Spotify homepage and identify “this hot lady” last December and I haven’t stopped being upset since then

Mariah Carey iconic
Christmas album cover

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from pictures you already have on your phone

A Tortoise eating a pumpkin with a diabolical energy

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Fully grown adult veterans of war when I have two dozen different flavored weed vapes but NOT the one they wanted

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Alright Pizza Hut, let’s calm the fuck down, alright?

The top of a pizza box advertising stuffed crust pizza featuring the words ”stuff me” and a drawing of cheese dripping out of a cylindrical crust in a very unfortunate manner

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

@heytherejeffro.bsky.social @startthemachine.bsky.social I just turned on T&JWB to drive home and promptly went back inside to take a picture of this sign I made literally today. The universe is weird.

The hanker for a hunk of cheese guy from the 80’s commercial

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I can’t explain it but I know you see it too

Weird high roofed USPS mail truck that looks like Sponge Bob in mail truck form

Sponge Bob meme where he’s hunched forward like a chicken with his elbows out and his mouth looks like a beak and he’s cross eyed and looks like a weird USPS mail truck in sentient Sponge form

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Ralph says you can look as long as you don’t try and get in his basket because that’s his basket

Tuxedo cat sitting in a woven fabric basket

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I call him Ralph but that’s probably not his name

Tuxedo cat pretending not to be a herald of the Old Gods and showing his lil belly

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The fact that this is not considered a “good reason to be three hours late to work” is frankly bullshit

Tuxedo cat laying down and holding my wrist with his little paws while giving me a pleading look that says “don’t abandon me here alone”

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

If you don’t have an answer, they can help

Thumbnail art of 50’s era dad smoking a pipe and short description of the Inside Dads podcast
“In this show, David Bell and Abe Epperson try to isolate the very essence of what it is to be a “dad movie””

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Idk if it’s mass market romance but I love it

Bookstore shelf with a sign saying “mass market romance” directly above multiple copies of “Jurassic Park” and “The Lost World”

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Me when I finally start to see other people saying it

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Steven Spielberg optioned Jurassic Park before Michael Crichton even finished writing the book so the idea that James Cameron “almost directed it” feels like a delusion on his part

Image of James Cameron next to image of Sam Neil and the TRex in Jurassic Park
Text claiming James Cameron was considered to direct Jurassic Park and quotes from Hames Cameron saying he’s glad he didn’t

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Tim sounds pretty bitter he wasn’t included in the group chat

Tweet from a racist moron who’s bitter he wasn’t included in a racist group chat

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I find this whole endeavour icky. The man has been dead for over 40 years, have you not ridden his coattails far enough?

Packaging for blues brothers branded "Blues Chews" weed gummies with an illustration that is clearly meant to represent John Belushi and Dan Akroyd in the Blues Brothers movie

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

It is my most old man yells at cloud opinion that people that put these on their car should have their license revoked

Bumper sticker that says "please be patient student driver" on what is definitely not a driver training car

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Yeah I know you can give me the dictionary definition but can you show me what late stage capitalism actually, physically, look like?

Novelty pack of rolling papers covered in reproductions of Banksy artwork
Package reads: the original designer cones 8 pack unauthorized Banksy limited edition artist pack
The word Banksy in unauthorized Banksy is a reproduction of their signature

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Today at work two 24yr olds pointed at this picture on Spotify and asked me who this woman was and I didn't fire them immediately and I'm still second guessing myself about it

Album cover for Mariah Careys Merry Christmas album showing a 3/4 side view of her sitting on her heels in the snow against a white background wearing a Santa themed bodysuit and the name Mariah Carey and Merry Christmas in black sharing a large red M and C

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Look, I'm not a licensed AI investigator, but I have my suspicions in this case all the same

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

Justin Bieber should really see if he can get "love yourself" pulled from circulation, it's just so embarrassing for him

Selena Gomez on the AFI awards red carpet with Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Meryl effing Streep

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 20/04/2024

I just thought of the names Rhea Furlman and Furla Tortelli for cats but I already have Ralph so I'm just putting them out there for free for anybody

Wreck It Ralph the Terror Cat aka Skreedlitz the Wispy Danger Holder of the title of both Stretchiest and Roly-Poliest Boy* , a tuxedo cat sitting on the corner of the bed looking to the side into the middle distance showing off his goatee marking, his white bib and tummy streak, and a lot of whiskers.

*My house division, global challengers welcome

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 11/04/2024

Presented w/out context 🦕🐱 *But w/ alt text ✌️

Obnoxious yet lovable mostly black tuxedo cat w/ white bib and white on his chin that makes him look he has a goatee and yellow eyes staring directly into the camera most likely believing he is hidden behind a large grey stuffed brontosaurus

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money. I loved this then and I love it now

Cover photo for 1992 CD Ooooooohhh on The TLC Tip
It depicts T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli holding on to each other and jumping in the air.

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Gore-a @laurasaurushex.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

Ralph says it's whisker Wednesday

Ralph the tuxedo cat perched with his paws on my shoulder and looking backwards directly at the camera showing off the goatee marking on his chin and a ridiculous amount of whiskers.

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