Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I ordered a bathing suit for my kid online and got an email saying it's out stock, but would I like a surprise substitution? I was polite but wtf, unless a discount is involved why would anyone go for this? It seems wild to even ask. Maybe I'm just cranky (I'm definitely feeling cranky) 1110
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Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I figured I am not the only person who needed to see this today 2330
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When I interview people I often offer to buy them coffee because I want some and don't have time in my day otherwise, and I don't want to be rude. Perhaps people will now see this as some kind of test 🤨 0100
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I agree with everything you've said, and ultimately I can't imagine caring AT ALL about this when interviewing someone. 170
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I should probably add that I got a very good education there and had access to great resources and research opportunities, I did not realize what a privilege that was at the time But there are definitely a lot of rich kids there to party, just waiting to be handed a job 010
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reading a book and this may be the first time I've seen my alma mater (Bucknell University) in fiction. Gotta love that it's about an obnoxious rich family and comes up in reference to a character who apparently burned down the lacrosse locker rooms 😂 One. Hundred. Percent. On. Brand. 480
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fred Hutch is an incredible place to work - cool science, terrific colleagues, beautiful location. I truly felt like I was part of something bigger when I worked there ❤️ 0133
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I saw him last summer it was so fun! The amount of costume changes was unbelievable 130
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I felt the same way, but a lot of people don't remember or weren't paying attention. Any time I say I would never let my kid play tackle football, other parents seem genuinely surprised and sometimes don't believe me about the CTE. It's wild 120
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We do share some commonalities - some of mine are also dated 2020. 040
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Grief bombs sneak up on you at the most random times Hugs, Eric ❤️ 180
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sort of, I found a new (to me?) menu that worked but it's a weird workaround. I wound up having to update my OS in order to use Zoom, and then updated Microsoft hoping it would be fixed but it still didn't work right 🤷♀️ 001
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I did find a weird menu I have never seen before that opens next to the Copilot button (my most favoritest, most useful button ever, I love how easy it is to hit it without even trying!!!!!1!) So I can stop sending emails from my phone now 😂 010
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm working from home on my personal laptop and my new email (compose email?) button just...disappeared It must have moved somewhere but I simply cannot find it, I feel very silly not being able to do my job at the moment 350
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yesterday I got stuck in an AI loop on the phone and thought of you Kat was in the room so I did not employ your tactic 120
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have not gotten to compare because the link you shared is all I saw and then I got distracted but I will dig in more later 010
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am not trying to be a jerk but I honestly can't tell if it's lighting or people have had some work done (Like...Sarah Michelle Gellar?) 120
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Vaccines cause autism" is bad enough but now this is a thing with DOGS?! I need a nap this is too much for me 150
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My indoor cat gets vaccinated for rabies because WHY THE F NOT JFC this is not hard I hate this place 030
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The new SpiderMan movie didn't get me until the verrrrry end with Ned for the record, but the dog in the Odyssey had me sobbing if you are trying to get a sense of my tearjerker scale 140
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(For the record folks I think I cried through 80% of Project Hail Mary so I am truly just a weepfest) 120
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I cry at many movies so perhaps he is giving me a little too much credit But I am listening to him explain to his son why it's important to believe in yourself just like the dorky wizard in the movie and OMG I AM IN LOVE 170
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me: (crying at the Dungeons and Dragon movie) omg I am such a nerd Partner: no this is why I love you, you feel things deeply and you care! OKAY FOLKS HE IS A KEEPER 7160
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Omg @fungifirst.bsky.social I'm sure you have ideas! 110
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Also, just so you know, you are beautiful ❤️ 000
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Godspeed, friend Mine starts tomorrow, let's see what germs we encounter 100
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I hate it. You were looking forward to the perfect salty cheesy snack and it betrayed you (even if it was your fault, I blame the universe in these situations because you deserve better dammit) 040
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There was a group of turkeys in my neighborhood (not unusual) and one of them was white (unusual)! 2111
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't know what it is about this particular combination of words but it amused me too I'm quite far from where it is but hopefully no one gets hurt 110
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just got an emergency alert that said "Menacing suspect armed with handgun riding E-bike" and it's the first time I've wondered who writes these things 180
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I teach mine about science stuff and she pretends to hate it but secretly I think she sometimes enjoys it Sometimes the hate is legitimate though 020
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Birder parent mentoring is less weird than parenting a 42 year old 110
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I am also in my 40s but my kid is not yet grown. Maybe I can learn from you and be a birder parent to her while she's still a captive audience! 110
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It's a nice little spot now that they've revitalized the creek! 000
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A+ meme use I accept this arrangement even though I'm kinda old for new parents 😂 110
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I need birder parents, I don't know enough birds 130
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oops posted photo in wrong spot. I am having a day. 010
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is not a good photo at all (embarrassing to post in contrast to Wendy's), the colors are usually richer, but you can see the neck more here The creek was really low in July 😳 1392
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's wild when you see one stretch out their neck, because then you're like OH that IS a heron! But since they are shorter and stockier it definitely is not obvious otherwise. I am sure I have seen others and assumed they were some other kind of waterfowl. They're neat! 120
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ours likes to chill out on a specific rock in the middle of the creek so he (I think? Not as obvious as other birds to me) is on display and not so much at risk of getting spooked, thankfully! But if duck or geese flap a lot nearby he is off like a rocket, he very much enjoys his peace. 160
Laura McKnight @lauramcknight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026(I promise I try to do this in a "hey did you know this cool fact?" way and not an "ACK-tually" way) 150