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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷

@lauralizk.bsky.social
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Chicagoan • Furkid Parent • Cocktail Enthusiast • Movie Nerd • Progressive neighborhood organizer in a constant battle with my own Gen X cynicism.

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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15h
But ya gotta go once per trip. Just cuz
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15h
Yyyyyep
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15h
And if everyone from here decides to go there, they'll have to monetize...
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 17h
Did anyone expect this platform to remain free forever, run by someone out of the kindness of their heart? Seems like a giant duh.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 17h
There's becoming a product and there's labels recruiting people with the characteristics they want, spending years "training" them, and then managing every aspect of their persona. I'm tellin ya, what I learned yesterday was kinda creepy.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don't begrudge anyone else, but I don't get it.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sat in on a friend's lightning talk about BTS fandom and now I can't get this song out of my head. I don't think I have ever been a fan of any band/musician that was an intentionally manufactured product.
youtu.be
Have a Cigar
YouTube video by PINK FLOYD - Topic
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*Nightmare
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Everyone's night of their refrigerator, thermostat, and washer/dryer conspiring in murder
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It just dropped 15° in 5 minutes
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm going to call my Representative and demand that she supports this bill! ... wait, my Representative *is* Delia Ramirez. I can cross that off my to-do list, but everyone else can call theirs!
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So it sucks that 'da Pope has cancer, but this is also simply what happens when you elect leaders in their 70s... They tend not to live much longer. Unless they're meaner than shit, in which case, they live as long as Strom Thurmond.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego
static.klipy.com
Gofuckyourself Go
ALT: Gofuckyourself Go
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean, in a sense, IVF is always: make a bunch of embryos and pick the best one, but when they say it that way it's CRINGE
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
On a train to the gym plastered with ads for an IVF clinic whose tagline is "Have your best baby" which sounds wrong and awful for a lot of reasons.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's only 3 degrees hotter in New Orleans, for comparison.
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is concerning a NYT piece on Columbus Day. I'm going to start using "NYT" as a verb. E.g.: "There they go, NYTing again"
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just watched the first movie in this trilogy, BECKY (2020), on Netflix, and I can report that it is indeed a banger. Kevin James and Joel McHale give great performances, without winking about it. The star, Lulu Wilson, is terrific. 👍👍
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tried Harmony House?
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm lucky I woke up from my nap in time for a meeting. I mistakenly set my timer for 45 hours...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Digital illustration of the heroic goose from Untitled Goose Game. Goose is all white with orange feet and beak and everything is rendered in flat simple shapes. Goose is standing next to a stream with greenery and blue sky behind, proudly holding the coveted shiny bell in his beak. Handwritten lettering in the sky reads ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It actually could, but there's a process for becoming an official write-in candidate. If the person is not on that list, the only people who ever see your write-in are tired election judges annoyed that they had to spend extra time reviewing your ballot.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who had "US Government plans to televise an execution" on their Shittiest Timeline Bingo card?
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
True, and plague doesn't spread fast, either
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am in a webinar about Master Data Management and they're talking about AI and data models being used to guide health care decisions and ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO. STOP. BAD
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MarALago Face is a thing
youtu.be
Put on a happy face! Batman (1989)
YouTube video by Ozkurl
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This isn't even the most bizarre thing about this administration
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mike's Cousin wrote an OpEd for the SunTimes. #FuckColumbus
chicago.suntimes.com
As a proud Italian American, I can't get behind the Christopher Columbus adoration
Continuing to elevate Columbus as some kind of antithesis to “The Godfather” stereotype is a big bunch of gabagool.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welcome to the world of mammal guardianship. Isn't it fun?
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just deleted 55 blocked messages from the last 2 weeks
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm DONE!!
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm asleep by 10:30. My problem is I'm downstairs most evenings and when I get tired, I take the clothes I laid on the bed to fold and set them on top of my hamper. Repeat for 6 days
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was it really complete then?
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm putting it out here so that all of you nerds can hold me. Accountable: tonight I am going to fold the laundry that has been sitting in the dryer since last weekend. No, not this past weekend, last weekend.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OMG, I have blocked SO MANY
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nooooo. Baby kitty! Hope she's better soon
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Stella lays like this it takes EVERY OUNCE of self control not to snuggle her. I like having eyes and fingers. But OMG LOOK AT THAT FLOOFY SNOOGLE KITTY
An orange and white cat laying adorably on a bed
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To some extent, this is natural selection. If you're dumb enough...
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohh. That's a good question. I have to think about this one
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMG me too! I avoid it until I just can't and I have NO IDEA WHY because once I put it away, I'm always like "that wasn't that bad"
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I go by "Hey, you"
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tried to sit outside and work in the yard on this GORGEOUS day and got 5 mosquito bites in 5 minutes. Fuck those things
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poltergeist is still a good movie. When I was a kid & my parents *finally* broke down & got cable, this movie seemed to be on every time I turned on the goddamn TV. For a while I was afraid of the giant old trees on our block at night, thinking they were going to come alive and try to eat me.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PUPPY!
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just say you need to go to Gene's and grumble on the way in
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Latergram Ministry @ Salt Shed
Ministry on stage. A double anarchy symbol (Ministry logo) behind a stage lit with pink and purple light.Projected image behind the band that says Buck Satan for presidentProjected image of the Filth Pig cover behind the actual guy who posed for the Filth Pig cover.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not usually a conspiracy person, but if they lose, and then claim fraud, that opens the door for federal overreach in the presidential election.
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did someone say Rahm?
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