Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15hAnd if everyone from here decides to go there, they'll have to monetize... 000
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 17hDid anyone expect this platform to remain free forever, run by someone out of the kindness of their heart? Seems like a giant duh. 210
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 17hThere's becoming a product and there's labels recruiting people with the characteristics they want, spending years "training" them, and then managing every aspect of their persona. I'm tellin ya, what I learned yesterday was kinda creepy. 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I don't begrudge anyone else, but I don't get it. 020
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Sat in on a friend's lightning talk about BTS fandom and now I can't get this song out of my head. I don't think I have ever been a fan of any band/musician that was an intentionally manufactured product.youtu.beHave a CigarYouTube video by PINK FLOYD - Topic 220
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Everyone's night of their refrigerator, thermostat, and washer/dryer conspiring in murder 110
Reposted by Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm going to call my Representative and demand that she supports this bill! ... wait, my Representative *is* Delia Ramirez. I can cross that off my to-do list, but everyone else can call theirs! 2656
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So it sucks that 'da Pope has cancer, but this is also simply what happens when you elect leaders in their 70s... They tend not to live much longer. Unless they're meaner than shit, in which case, they live as long as Strom Thurmond. 030
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Go Fuck Yourself, San Diegostatic.klipy.comGofuckyourself GoALT: Gofuckyourself Go 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I mean, in a sense, IVF is always: make a bunch of embryos and pick the best one, but when they say it that way it's CRINGE 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026On a train to the gym plastered with ads for an IVF clinic whose tagline is "Have your best baby" which sounds wrong and awful for a lot of reasons. 260
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It's only 3 degrees hotter in New Orleans, for comparison. 010
Reposted by Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is concerning a NYT piece on Columbus Day. I'm going to start using "NYT" as a verb. E.g.: "There they go, NYTing again" 181
Reposted by Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I just watched the first movie in this trilogy, BECKY (2020), on Netflix, and I can report that it is indeed a banger. Kevin James and Joel McHale give great performances, without winking about it. The star, Lulu Wilson, is terrific. 👍👍 061
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm lucky I woke up from my nap in time for a meeting. I mistakenly set my timer for 45 hours... 010
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Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It actually could, but there's a process for becoming an official write-in candidate. If the person is not on that list, the only people who ever see your write-in are tired election judges annoyed that they had to spend extra time reviewing your ballot. 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Who had "US Government plans to televise an execution" on their Shittiest Timeline Bingo card? 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026True, and plague doesn't spread fast, either 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am in a webinar about Master Data Management and they're talking about AI and data models being used to guide health care decisions and ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO. STOP. BAD 000
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026MarALago Face is a thingyoutu.bePut on a happy face! Batman (1989)YouTube video by Ozkurl 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This isn't even the most bizarre thing about this administration 110
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mike's Cousin wrote an OpEd for the SunTimes. #FuckColumbuschicago.suntimes.comAs a proud Italian American, I can't get behind the Christopher Columbus adorationContinuing to elevate Columbus as some kind of antithesis to “The Godfather” stereotype is a big bunch of gabagool. 1101
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Welcome to the world of mammal guardianship. Isn't it fun? 020
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just deleted 55 blocked messages from the last 2 weeks 100
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm asleep by 10:30. My problem is I'm downstairs most evenings and when I get tired, I take the clothes I laid on the bed to fold and set them on top of my hamper. Repeat for 6 days 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm putting it out here so that all of you nerds can hold me. Accountable: tonight I am going to fold the laundry that has been sitting in the dryer since last weekend. No, not this past weekend, last weekend. 120
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nooooo. Baby kitty! Hope she's better soon 110
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When Stella lays like this it takes EVERY OUNCE of self control not to snuggle her. I like having eyes and fingers. But OMG LOOK AT THAT FLOOFY SNOOGLE KITTY 1111
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026To some extent, this is natural selection. If you're dumb enough... 000
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ohh. That's a good question. I have to think about this one 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026OMG me too! I avoid it until I just can't and I have NO IDEA WHY because once I put it away, I'm always like "that wasn't that bad" 020
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tried to sit outside and work in the yard on this GORGEOUS day and got 5 mosquito bites in 5 minutes. Fuck those things 040
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Poltergeist is still a good movie. When I was a kid & my parents *finally* broke down & got cable, this movie seemed to be on every time I turned on the goddamn TV. For a while I was afraid of the giant old trees on our block at night, thinking they were going to come alive and try to eat me. 010
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just say you need to go to Gene's and grumble on the way in 110
Laura 🍸 Elizabeth 🍷 @lauralizk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not usually a conspiracy person, but if they lose, and then claim fraud, that opens the door for federal overreach in the presidential election. 000