Reposted by Laura JordanDerek Landy @dereklandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My aunt introduced me to Rocky Horror when I was a kid. I didn't understand all of it — I still don't — but I knew I liked it, and a huge part of that was down to Tim Curry. From the brilliance of Clue to the brilliance of It to the brilliance of Muppet Treasure Island, he was, simply, glorious. 1181
Reposted by Laura JordanDerek Landy @dereklandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sam Neill, Dolly Parton, Hayden Panettiere, Glen Hansard, Anthony Stewart Head, Robert Duvall, Brenda Fricker, Bonnie Tyler, Catherine O'Hara, and now Tim Curry. Each of them deserves more than to be lumped into the same list, but what a hell of a year we're going through. 1246
Reposted by Laura JordanDerek Landy @dereklandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Laura injured her back at the gym so she’s on pain meds and muscle relaxants. Last night, she woke up three times to ask if I was real. Once I assured her that I was, she went “oh good,” and went back to sleep. @laurakatiej.bsky.social 2161
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Our new edition to the Landy family! We pick her up in a few weeks! Name suggestions welcome! (That’s a little X on her head!) 120
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Imagine hating me and I’m just at home doing a better job myself. 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I can almost guarantee that your email has never found me well. 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Yeah I’m not confident on this one either, buddy. 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“Being gay is unnatural “ says the same people who beleived a man walked on water, turned water into wine, and rose from the dead. 030
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 10/06/2026“Why are you crying?” I don’t know, Diva. Why AREN’T you crying?? 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I refuse to believe that things won’t work out for me, because I have not planned for that outcome. 120
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Bring back musical theatre cast recordings. I want to hear those voices again 😭 030
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Just checking on my friend’s location because it’s late and they’re on their way back from a concert and why is my friend in the River Liffey? 130
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Five stars from me to The Same Blood by @tekhnemakre.bsky.social 120
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 12/04/2026My sixteen-year-old niece asked me “do you know what Coachella is?” so I guess I’ll go die of old age now, thanks. 070
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Hudson and Connor are like a bonded pair of cats that can only be adopted together. #HeatedRivalry 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Every time I’m thinking of skipping my elaborate skincare routine. #HeatedRivalry 160
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 30/03/2026“I asked Chat GPT—“ Okay, well I asked the imaginary people from the made up scenarios in my head and they said shut up. 021
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 28/03/2026A group of loons is called an asylum. An asylum of loons. Yeah, that… that scans. #HeatedRivalry 0132
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I will be loitering around Easons in O’Connell Street today… 240
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton are both utterly resplendent in #ReadyOrNotHereICome 030
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 09/03/2026This is actually the best a man has ever looked. 120
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I’ve just finished writing the first draft of my new sapphic horror novel. It’s approx 104k words and it is the first book that myself and my agent will be working on together. I’m relived, and exhausted, and so very proud of myself. If anyone needs me, I’m going to be napping for the next week. 030
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Ballet and opera have outlived empires; I’m sure they’ll outlive a man’s uninformed take as he’s on a press tour about a ping pong movie. 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 04/03/2026No, I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. In fact, I think it really ties everything together. 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I’m not Type A or Type B, I’m a secret third fucking abomination. 031
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I love you @dereklandy.bsky.social. I will never tell you where the bodies are buried. 030
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Conservative men are so deeply submissive to male authority figures. 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Imagine fumbling me and then having to watch me get hotter, engaged, and more successful. 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my time but at least I never had 2016 makeup. 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 10/02/2026My 80 year old (British) dad just now: Bad Bunny sang at the US football finals! 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 08/02/2026He got a boyfriend, parents, and pasta all in one afternoon. No wonder he’s doing a happy dance. #HeatedRivalry 0100
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I need an old timey doctor to prescribe me a trip to the seaside for my general hysteria. 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 05/02/2026When someone asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say “never getting to drunkenly smoke cigs at an after party with Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams” so I have to make up some shit like “frogs”. 030
Reposted by Laura JordanDerek Landy @dereklandy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026For those of you who like your signed book edges sprayed and exclusive, you can pre-order A Soul Full of Shadows from @waterstones and finally know TRUE HAPPINESS! www.waterstones.com/book/a-soul-...waterstones.comA Soul Full of Shadows by Derek Landy | WaterstonesBuy A Soul Full of Shadows by Derek Landy from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25. 1213
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If you’re not obsessed with your friends you’re not doing it right. 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 27/01/2026“I love this show, I wonder if the actor is gay or—“ Who tf cares? Stop being fucking weird. 030
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 27/01/2026When the birthday girl wants Connor Storrie’s ass and some cake… you draw her some ass cake. I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️ 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Happy #MemeMonday! Just thinking about some of my favourite book tropes! What are some of yours? 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Drunk me and vacation me are the same person and they’re both called Jennifer. No I will not be elaborating further. 020
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Do ya’ll know how horrifying it is to get food poisoning, your period, and a nose bleed all on the same day? Because it’s wild and I would not recommend. 010
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I’ve had horrific food poisoning this evening and Derek has been the best partner I could ask for. He went out and got me electrolytes and broth. He sat with me and held me while i was sick. He wrapped me up in a blanket and brought me whatever I needed. 120
Laura Jordan @laurakatiej.bsky.social · 22/01/2026RIP Michelangelo, you would have loved Connor Storrie’s face card. 010