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LaurelindóreNess 🌿

@lauracnessy.bsky.social
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Middle child. Married. Retreats to Malacandra, Rivendell, Rakhat. PNW. she/her.

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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone has had neither Almond Roca nor Dark Roca.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or Lwaxana 🤷🏻‍♀️
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Majestic. I love this tree time of year.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get out of here and go do a Lifehouse skit.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, now you have to show your top 5 faves to the class!
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rex Kwon Do: pull the thread; walk away.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My oldest is 10, and I'm already feeling like I'm losing my chance to make any meaningful impression on him as he begins to go out into the world. Also, who qualified me to make an impression on anyone as they grow? 😂
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All three of my kids are in school now, so I'm feeling like I don't have a meaningful place in society now lol. But I'm in writers group at my church, and we're working on printing a literary journal, so that's been a fun thing. [Zoolander staring into a puddle asking who am I dot gif.]
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"... Or I'll have you, Long Shanks!"
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's up with a Wednesday game though?
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I agree. I read the book twice (eyeball-style) before the movie came out, saw the movie at home, then just finished the book again last night. I think the movie made better choices at just about every turn. I especially loved when Rocky vocalized his mate's name 🥹
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
😭
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hot dog crouton?
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm on a boat!
Selfie of me with reflective sunglasses and hair blowing in the wind because I'm on a ferry boat with Mount Tahoma in the background.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Behind you.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It means we're *extra* American 💅🏻 (never mind, that would be terrible)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The renewal for my enhanced a couple weeks ago was $103 😱😱 Glad the replacement fee was minimal! And yay for all the other wallety things not being lost.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The TUMS in the background 💀 Happy birthday!
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
good bissnise.
A 3rd grade school notebook entry that reads, "I am in the green zone, because after school, I am going to my grandma's house. I would rather live in a giant candy store because a lot of people like candy so I might get good bissnise.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Their wild nights are always coupled with a parent's no bones night, like you said 🫠 It is science.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Sandlot Ever After The King's Speech Shrek 2 (and Shrek for context) Sweet Home Alabama A Goofy Movie Emperor's New Groove Dead Poets Society (already on your list!) Sci-fi: Stardust Any Star War Star Trek IV Galaxy Quest (raunchy, irreverent, but a classic! plus Alan Rickman!)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Good list, Fluger.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A prophet in her own land, etc...
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Two such cases?
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Look up at the moon today!
Brown-eyed me with glasses and a moon tee shirt. Dining room behind.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Damn. Nice. Happy 4 u.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fluger, I need info on your shirt!
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Surely not me crying over footage of Brandi Carlile singing "Carried Me With You" at the Gorge this weekend.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My favorite is Tove Jansson.
Cover art of The Hobbit, illustrated by Tove Jansson. Sketch from The Hobbit, illustrated by Tove Jansson.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A train snaking around your upper arm duh!
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Oh, hello! Did you do a non-mint flavor?
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Protesters outside a Metallica concert be like,
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My God 😭😭😭 (Link description: Testify to Love, re-recorded by Michael Passons, Melissa Greene, and Ty Herndon)
youtu.be
Testify To Love
YouTube video by Ty Herndon - Topic
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Those are perfect!!
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I looked again, and you're right. It looks like his SBA testing wraps up on the 21st, but he has iReady testing a couple times after that.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wait, yours is over? [Eustace Scrubb dot gif] (My 3rd grader has a few more sessions over the next 2 weeks.) (Also, congrats to you! Yay!)
Meme of Will Poulter in a polo shirt with a confused face. No text on this one, but captions normally read "You guys are getting paid?"
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This fetus goes so hard.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Yes to the pleated pants. 🔥
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Set up pyrotechnics around the church, got it 👍🏻
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Minecraft Q: is there a way to mark a map in Creative? My spouse built a church a few weeks ago, and now he can't find it 💀. Once he finds it, can he pin it somehow? (Playing on PS4, offline if that matters.)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The mothers yearn for the mines.
Photo of a TV with the Minecraft video game on it. I'm told the setting is an underground "lush cave."
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hi, I am four things, but not five.
Kids Sunday school worksheet that says "My Mom is..." Followed by flowers with words written in: 
- nice
- kind
- loving
- Godly
- X
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Birdie, that is so scary. Sorry, Wes, you have to stay. Them's the rules. (Will add Wes to our nightly prayers.)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Trying to maneuver around in a car on that street and surrounding streets is crazy behavior anyway. Pedestrians really own those blocks.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Rock tumbler ASMR.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Cori, what!! Beignoreos? 🤔
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Science Fair night. (We love to look at that shit experiment.)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Cori 💀
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You meant engaggment.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We got a piano. I'm about to make this my whole personality.
Upright piano in a carpeted room.
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