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LaurelindóreNess 🌿

@lauracnessy.bsky.social
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Middle child. Married. Retreats to Malacandra, Rivendell, Rakhat. PNW. she/her.

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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
good bissnise.
A 3rd grade school notebook entry that reads, "I am in the green zone, because after school, I am going to my grandma's house. I would rather live in a giant candy store because a lot of people like candy so I might get good bissnise.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Surely not me crying over footage of Brandi Carlile singing "Carried Me With You" at the Gorge this weekend.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My God 😭😭😭 (Link description: Testify to Love, re-recorded by Michael Passons, Melissa Greene, and Ty Herndon)
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Testify To Love
YouTube video by Ty Herndon - Topic
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Minecraft Q: is there a way to mark a map in Creative? My spouse built a church a few weeks ago, and now he can't find it 💀. Once he finds it, can he pin it somehow? (Playing on PS4, offline if that matters.)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The mothers yearn for the mines.
Photo of a TV with the Minecraft video game on it. I'm told the setting is an underground "lush cave."
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hi, I am four things, but not five.
Kids Sunday school worksheet that says "My Mom is..." Followed by flowers with words written in: 
- nice
- kind
- loving
- Godly
- X
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Rock tumbler ASMR.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Science Fair night. (We love to look at that shit experiment.)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We got a piano. I'm about to make this my whole personality.
Upright piano in a carpeted room.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
IT Help: Anyone want to help me figure out what specification number I need to find in order to purchase a replacement battery for my elderly HP laptop? My computer is keeping it a secret.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
ONE (1) class photo is $17 this year. Last year they were $13 each. A couple wars before that, I swear they were $9.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful April.
Badgey. But he's smiling, so it's okay.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Going back to listen again and again to the Artemis II final checks, crew remarks, and inspiring words by launch director Charlie Blackwell-Thompson 😭 "We are going for our families." "We are going for our teammates." "We are going for all of humanity." "Good luck, Godspeed, Artemis II; let's go."
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think it's clear that my new weaving from Sarah (@sarahecozart.bsky.social) is the nicest thing in my room! This one is titled Éowyn.
Photo of a loom weaving hung up in a room with lots of clothes piled up next to and on a dresser.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Signs of spring.
Close up photo of a tiny 5 oz taster glass from Kona Brewing sitting on a windowsill with daffodils in it.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Threadz is my main place, but it's having some issues (or my phone update caused issues), so I'm here I guess. (Until threads calls me at 2am.)
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I got glasses!
Selfie of me with straight brown hair, a blue rain shell, and purple glasses that have kind of a round cat eye shape.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Update: I started with Northanger Abbey last night, as, word has it, it was written first. First impressions: Sentences: long. Chapters: short. Humor: wry. Question: does anyone actually go IN the baths in Bath? 🤔
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Jane Austen question: With which book should I start? I have never read a Jane Austen novel. My inclination would be to start with Emma and work my way right. Pls help.
Jane Austen book set: Emma, Northanger Abbey, Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Sense and Sensibility, and Persuasion.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The optometrist wants me to pick out a handful of glasses before my appointment on Friday. How do I pick out glasses?? I feel like my whole personality is at stake. Help.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Age verification? Sry, can't; Charlie bit my finger.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? Can't; I'm just a Beanie Baby™ with a tag protector.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My kids found my old Beanie Baby™ bins in the garage. Torn between enriching the next generation and NO! DON'T TOUCH THE TAG!
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Step Up 6 :
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Princess Diaries 3 :
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"Mom, is Santa real?"
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Someone tell me why the opportunity to practice the new skills I learned at the parenting conference is happening while I have multiple dinner items on the stove, in the oven, and in the toaster oven??
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
David writing the Psalms.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
What should I make for dinner?
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"Hey kiddo, did you learn any more words that start with L today?" Larb. Larbule.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I may have signed up for a writers group at my church and maybe workshopped a poem about Renee Good.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The Game of Life: Doomsday Expansion Pack.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Me, putting in my fancy earrings.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I am four eels.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I loaded the boombox with a Sister Hazel CD, and my spouse asked, "Who's this?" 😱😱😱 WHO'S THIS??? Oh honey, today you're gonna LEARN and maybe CRY.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hi Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov and Maria Cantwell @cantwell.senate.gov , Washington State resident and voter here. What are you doing to stop the federal government from running rampant against its people?? Please list at least one thing you are currently, actively doing.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
So you're telling me that Chicago-style deep dish pizza has the sauce OUTSIDE the cheese? What in the Vecna are we doing here, guys??
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
First and last selfies of 2025.
Me, with side bangs, a glass of wine, and a Seahawks T-shirt under a cozy grey cardi. Me with tree earrings and a dark jewel green sweater
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
NSYNC intro be like:
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I put on the NSYNC Christmas album to expose my kids to some culture, and it's like a sleeper cell of song lyrics just awoke in my body.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I made Scandinavian stars with the kids today. Some people cried about it, but mine turned out pretty cute.
Paper-folded Scandinavian stars on a wooden table. They look like 8-pointed flat ninja stars. Close up photo of a Scandi star in a Christmas tree.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
What a Baptist swear jar is called.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
For those of you on the worship team, what special Christmas songs are you guys performing this week? I want to know!
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
We have a whole house, so why do my kids need to fight over the same 2 ft³ of space?
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My family is NOT appreciating the Point of Grace Christmas album 😤
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Me, c. 2012, clocking out of the coffee shop.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The hardest part about social media is remembering what my friends post on which platform, because I want to preserve the vibes.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You will be visited by three ghosts.
Tiny Lego elf I made up. He has a haggard expression and is holding a walkie talkie in one hand and a mug in the other. Clay snowman creation made by a preschooler. It looks like a clump of off-white clay with a plastic top hat, black buttons, and plastic stick arms. Paper tree topper thing looking like a Russian grandma from a fairy tale. Her eyes are wonky.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Ok, I am HOOKED on Agatha Christie movie adaptations.
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LaurelindóreNess 🌿 @lauracnessy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm extremely embarrassed to say that I'm the one who cries at the preschool Christmas concerts. These songs aren't even theologically sound 😭
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