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This is my page for my unhinged funny thoughts.

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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Make enemies this summer! Plant goldenrod, chop down a Bradford pear, attract bees.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
You say bugle fingers, I say dynasty nails fit for an emperor
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Fishflix & krill, whale of a time
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I bet you thanked me when you did the trick I showed you on your partners last night ho
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Some people could really use gettin hit by a bicycle more.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If you can't take me at my Cryptid Cryptic phase then you don't deserve me at my spicy incubus phase Jeremy.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Gettin zootted, flootted, screwded on a Wednesday, yeehaw!
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I do not dream of labor naive, I meditate on unrealistic scenarios that will never happen. We are not the same
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Look Karen, if you wanted a slave go on Craigslist, this is a coffee shop.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Remember creatures and cryptids: always negotiate relentlessly with the middle aged mean person who tells you how much your college will cost.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Would you still love me if I summoned Danny the tickler from the eighth astrological ring of the underworld?
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
What's the point of being a practitioner of the arts of magick if I can't also do casual drugs.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I feel like two dollar bill, cursed but collectable.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If I can't collect rain water and an Ecological gold mine of indigenous plants you can't have a fuckin privacy bamboo wall Janet.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Them: Can't you just be normal? Me: I am normal, you're just repressed sweetheart
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The queer urge to destroy a mid life crisis of het white women's night out is strong
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Arugula is for people who want lettuce to taste like pepper
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Her: my bf is bragging to his friends I have no gag reflex ugh. Me: your brother doesn't have one either, guess it runs in the family Her: gross!
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Them have I ever shown you my brother (hold up pic on phone* Me: *spits out drink* Them: what?! Me: he's got daddy issues I've personally explored, at length Them: uhhhhhh
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I f I had a dollar for every hookup I've had I'd be able to pay my crippling medical dept
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It's not a perfect solution but iced mocha w/ oat is sometimes better than beating a politician to death with the constitution. You know like on Tuesdays n stuff
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I don't want to work, I WANT to cast spells naked at 3 am higher than the moon
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Them: dollar for your thoughts? Me: oh just fantasizing about the fall of capitalism
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If 30 is the new 18 then why does my body feel 65 and ready to retire?
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It's called Swamp witch coutore you capitalist troglodyte
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
You ever get annoyed by your inner voice Them: what's an inner voice Me: so that's a no, got it...
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If you don't hate grass don't talk to me about eco anarchy philistine
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I need a pic me up, lemme see if any billionaires died
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Fish don't exist technically but we needed a word for these little funky freaks
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
What's the difference between a queer eco socialist and a queer old ones pagan? The technique used to destroy fascists.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
You ever meet someone that makes you do the gyarados mouth shut face?
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I listen to my heart, my heart wants french fries and lemonade.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Ahhh yes my self care package *pulls out weed and coffee* perfection
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Why call it mania when I can call it GOBLIN MODENING
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Why be a solution when you can solve a problem with more problems
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Gotta say the fall of Rome part two is wild yall
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Sometimes you just gotta *speaks in ent* you know?
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Them: so make sure to talk about RELEVANT topics. Me: got it! Later... Me to a complete stranger: yeah Plato and his posse of magi in 1421...
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I exist in the liminal space of your mind, next to all the random meme trivia.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If I had a dollar for every straight man that asked me to do the deed I'd be rich, and hate the dollar bill even more.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Ever just want societal & economic downfall of the rich but your wallet says get chicken nuggies instead?
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm bored, let's go get uninvited to a royal birthday so we can curse a princess.
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Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I feel like two dollar bill, cursed but collectable.
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