Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Make enemies this summer! Plant goldenrod, chop down a Bradford pear, attract bees. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 08/05/2025You say bugle fingers, I say dynasty nails fit for an emperor 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Fishflix & krill, whale of a time 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I bet you thanked me when you did the trick I showed you on your partners last night ho 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Some people could really use gettin hit by a bicycle more. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025If you can't take me at my Cryptid Cryptic phase then you don't deserve me at my spicy incubus phase Jeremy. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Gettin zootted, flootted, screwded on a Wednesday, yeehaw! 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I do not dream of labor naive, I meditate on unrealistic scenarios that will never happen. We are not the same 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Look Karen, if you wanted a slave go on Craigslist, this is a coffee shop. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Remember creatures and cryptids: always negotiate relentlessly with the middle aged mean person who tells you how much your college will cost. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Would you still love me if I summoned Danny the tickler from the eighth astrological ring of the underworld? 010
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025What's the point of being a practitioner of the arts of magick if I can't also do casual drugs. 010
Reposted by Laughs from the voidLaughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I feel like two dollar bill, cursed but collectable. 021
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025If I can't collect rain water and an Ecological gold mine of indigenous plants you can't have a fuckin privacy bamboo wall Janet. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Them: Can't you just be normal? Me: I am normal, you're just repressed sweetheart 020
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025The queer urge to destroy a mid life crisis of het white women's night out is strong 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Arugula is for people who want lettuce to taste like pepper 010
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Her: my bf is bragging to his friends I have no gag reflex ugh. Me: your brother doesn't have one either, guess it runs in the family Her: gross! 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Them have I ever shown you my brother (hold up pic on phone* Me: *spits out drink* Them: what?! Me: he's got daddy issues I've personally explored, at length Them: uhhhhhh 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I f I had a dollar for every hookup I've had I'd be able to pay my crippling medical dept 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025It's not a perfect solution but iced mocha w/ oat is sometimes better than beating a politician to death with the constitution. You know like on Tuesdays n stuff 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I don't want to work, I WANT to cast spells naked at 3 am higher than the moon 010
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Them: dollar for your thoughts? Me: oh just fantasizing about the fall of capitalism 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025If 30 is the new 18 then why does my body feel 65 and ready to retire? 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025It's called Swamp witch coutore you capitalist troglodyte 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025You ever get annoyed by your inner voice Them: what's an inner voice Me: so that's a no, got it... 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025If you don't hate grass don't talk to me about eco anarchy philistine 010
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I need a pic me up, lemme see if any billionaires died 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Fish don't exist technically but we needed a word for these little funky freaks 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025What's the difference between a queer eco socialist and a queer old ones pagan? The technique used to destroy fascists. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025You ever meet someone that makes you do the gyarados mouth shut face? 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I listen to my heart, my heart wants french fries and lemonade. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Ahhh yes my self care package *pulls out weed and coffee* perfection 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Why call it mania when I can call it GOBLIN MODENING 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Why be a solution when you can solve a problem with more problems 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Gotta say the fall of Rome part two is wild yall 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Sometimes you just gotta *speaks in ent* you know? 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Them: so make sure to talk about RELEVANT topics. Me: got it! Later... Me to a complete stranger: yeah Plato and his posse of magi in 1421... 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I exist in the liminal space of your mind, next to all the random meme trivia. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025If I had a dollar for every straight man that asked me to do the deed I'd be rich, and hate the dollar bill even more. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Ever just want societal & economic downfall of the rich but your wallet says get chicken nuggies instead? 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I'm bored, let's go get uninvited to a royal birthday so we can curse a princess. 000
Laughs from the void @laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I feel like two dollar bill, cursed but collectable. 021