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@latexblackmage.bsky.social
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A Slut in theory, the funniest person you’ll ever meet. Tell me I’m pretty or at least be my friend. Obviously; -NSFW -18+only

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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A little not so stealth rubber, secretly hoping someone clocks me on the train. Can anyone guess where I’m going? 🤭
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like THREE attentions pleaseeeeeeee. 😈
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When it happens, I’ll 100% leak my nudes
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sending this to my therapist to show them the scene of the crime.
A queer, in his childhood bathroom, conquering his trauma.
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KinkGeneralist / Tre Allen @kinkgeneralist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
After the game, good sportsmanship is making out and sniffing your opponent’s pits. 😈🐽🏈 @latexblackmage.bsky.social
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes, it should have been him over Dolly. But let’s be real, it should have been him over LITERALLY anyone. Him over the guy who died from fentanyl on the street. Him over 103 year old Ethel passing away in the nursing home. Him over that squirrel that got hit by a car.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Okay sisters, is Grindr worth it? I deleted it like 5 years ago because it’s trash, and all the socio evil shit the company has done…but am I being dramatic?
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The ugliest fugliest man you’ve ever seen: “Act Masc” ***BLOCK***
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So my thing with market days: I couldn’t stay hard enough before someone: 1. Stomped on my foot 2. Bodychecked me while also making me spill my drink. 3. Literally pulling the guy I was making out with away so you can talk to him. I get it babes but seriously are manners gone now?
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
To the diva in Chicago selling your used socks, jocks, and undies on FB marketplace, you know what hell ya.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How’s that new @reconnews.bsky.social app going? Me:
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Okay, but yall are out here nilly willy enjoying…..sex?
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hey guys, do I know anyone else who just stands in front of their mirror and eye fucks their body too? … Just me? 🥴
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Should I post more football stuff?
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hey so I’m spiraling. Happy Pride!
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Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Absolutely 💯 Agree… “BOOING THE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT APPROPRIATE.….WE SHOULD ALSO BE BOOING HIM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AND WHEN HE'S GOLFING. DO BETTER.”
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think I’m just done with dating all together. Here’s a poll do yall think he had a profile picture?
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
GITCHIE GITCHIE CARRIE COON
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just because it’s raining doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be wearing deodorant. I’m talking to you Chicago. 😮‍💨
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Post IML Sad Day.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
There’s something VASTLY empowering taking nudez in the root of the home all your anxiety and trauma
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Funny when it’s beautiful and sunny out and I’m literally having a mental health crisis
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Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My favorite dumb joke to post today.
It's gonna be... Ramen.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
*Distegard* Pre-Nut Skeet
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m having lots of big annoying feelings today
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
….this is the kind of bartering of goods and services I’m into. @bunkergear.bsky.social
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Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm thus far not seeing many leather events hosting voter registration efforts.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Straight men spent all of the 90’s and 00’s making fun of gay guys that they have now painted themselves into a corner when it comes to male intimacy - any type is considered submissive and off-limits. And I’m supposed to feel bad for you because you’re lonely??? Hahahaha get bent.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Got my hair cut. I would like ☝🏽 attention please.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Not me whipping up bsky in my barbershop and someone’s hole being the first pic 🤦🤭
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 16/04/2026
We are experiencing some service interruptions and our team is working on the issue. You can find the latest updates at status.bsky.app or follow @status.bsky.app.
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Bluesky
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“Oh Alexander your so small and ass is so juicy and fat what’s your secret?” Well, I get off at the wrong train stop, accidentally almost on a daily basis, and end up having to walk 9 blocks daily. 🤦
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s been 9 months since I’ve moved to Chicago. I’m still pretty lonely and feeling out of place. Anyone have any advice?
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The gram saw it first, sorry. Do we like?
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
LOL
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
So my health tracker logged me masterbating today. Adding to the work out plan now.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated! ✨🫴🪩
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a group of women are dancing in a pink room
ALT: a group of women are dancing in a pink room
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Flirting is so embarrassing MYYYY GOOODDDDDDD
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The gram saw it first.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Salutations fellow youngins: Yes this is a rubber thong I wore for my four and a half hour flight.
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
YALL. THIS MURDER IN GLITTERBALL CITY DOCUMENTARY IS WILDDDDDDDD 😭
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#SingletSaturday
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I worked out. (Please Clap)
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hi.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug
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X @latexblackmage.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’d never think I’d see lady Gaga in a Pokémon commercial
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JayRbbr @jayrbbr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fastened and secured, No escape…
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