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JPM

@lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social
353 followers 320 following 214 posts

The way to my heart is with coffee and a pastry, the way to my hole is up for discussion

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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Achievement unlocked!
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also smash
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That red ink looks sick - awesome stuff
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Drop a pin - I'll be there asap 😉
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had to read this three times before I realised you meant an actual pipe - being gay has broken my brain
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I *need* to ride that dick 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I desperately need to know if I can do this 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Extremely jealous of him 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I need to sign up for lessons - I'm a very dedicated student 🤤🥵
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Heaven really is a place on earth 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Where are the gays getting those striped gym shorts that give old school strongman vibes?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
70% of my wardrobe is from Uniqlo but lord their sizing is inconsistent - I have mediums I need to be poured into and smalls that fit perfectly 😪
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can't help but feel I deserve to be mercilessly pounded and bred in the showers after a really brutal leg day
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Taking a ticket and patiently waiting my turn 😌
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Left hand on one, right hand on the other 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yeah man, and always happy to visit a new borough for a good pounding 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I need to come back to Glasgow asap
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
..... So I can suck it while I ride it? There's something wrong with me 😅
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Googled "how to grow shelf glutes" so now I'm doing leg abduction after my split squats Pray for me (and my ass)
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Does it make me a slag if I say I absolutely 100% know?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Call me a Good Thing cause I'd like you and two others to cum in me for sure
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Apologising like I'm not in your DMs begging for gym selfies 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
5 records? 👏
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Drop a pin, I'll be right there 😈
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I just know it would slide perfectly down my throat 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Maybe it's the heat, maybe I'm just feral but I want someone to fuck me and film it so we can post it to bluesky
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
But still, the biceps look huge and the pecs look perfect to lay my head on 🤤 Hope you're feeling 100% again soon
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is like a beautiful Renaissance painting
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can't understand how this is allowed? If you trigger a by election by resigning, you shouldn't be able to stand in said by election
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lord, I need to stroke that beautiful dick again 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Personally, I would love this
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fuck he's a lucky boy 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just say when - I'd suggest sampling more than once, just to be sure
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I want you both. At the same time. 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm kinda convinced this would fix me
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Going to BOILER Berlin - wish me luck 💦
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Just say when and where, I'll ride that dick until you flood me 😈
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Already omw
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You know I've always loved waterfalls... Suddenly I'm looking for my hiking boots
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Won't be a proper happy Thursday until that's balls deep inside me 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Are your work hiring? 🥵
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Currently rewriting my plans for my trip to Glasgow
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Wasn't expecting to start drooling when I opened your profile but... 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh lord - the PA is absolutely incredible on you ... in you?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
To the dude in the gym who took my towel from outside the shower cubicle, thanks - walking back to my locker wet and naked was surprisingly liberating
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Thank you! I'm glad you think so 😈
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yes please, daddy!
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
With the jacket? 10's across the board
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh, like a fine wine 🤤
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Good thing I do house calls 😏
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