JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I had to read this three times before I realised you meant an actual pipe - being gay has broken my brain 020
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I need to sign up for lessons - I'm a very dedicated student 🤤🥵 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Where are the gays getting those striped gym shorts that give old school strongman vibes? 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/08/202670% of my wardrobe is from Uniqlo but lord their sizing is inconsistent - I have mediums I need to be poured into and smalls that fit perfectly 😪 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I can't help but feel I deserve to be mercilessly pounded and bred in the showers after a really brutal leg day 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Yeah man, and always happy to visit a new borough for a good pounding 🤤 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026..... So I can suck it while I ride it? There's something wrong with me 😅 150
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Googled "how to grow shelf glutes" so now I'm doing leg abduction after my split squats Pray for me (and my ass) 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Does it make me a slag if I say I absolutely 100% know? 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Call me a Good Thing cause I'd like you and two others to cum in me for sure 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Apologising like I'm not in your DMs begging for gym selfies 🤤 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I just know it would slide perfectly down my throat 🤤 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Maybe it's the heat, maybe I'm just feral but I want someone to fuck me and film it so we can post it to bluesky 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026But still, the biceps look huge and the pecs look perfect to lay my head on 🤤 Hope you're feeling 100% again soon 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I can't understand how this is allowed? If you trigger a by election by resigning, you shouldn't be able to stand in said by election 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just say when - I'd suggest sampling more than once, just to be sure 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Just say when and where, I'll ride that dick until you flood me 😈 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026You know I've always loved waterfalls... Suddenly I'm looking for my hiking boots 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Won't be a proper happy Thursday until that's balls deep inside me 🤤 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Currently rewriting my plans for my trip to Glasgow 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Wasn't expecting to start drooling when I opened your profile but... 🤤 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Oh lord - the PA is absolutely incredible on you ... in you? 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026To the dude in the gym who took my towel from outside the shower cubicle, thanks - walking back to my locker wet and naked was surprisingly liberating 030