JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Where are the gays getting those striped gym shorts that give old school strongman vibes? 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I can't help but feel I deserve to be mercilessly pounded and bred in the showers after a really brutal leg day 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Googled "how to grow shelf glutes" so now I'm doing leg abduction after my split squats Pray for me (and my ass) 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Maybe it's the heat, maybe I'm just feral but I want someone to fuck me and film it so we can post it to bluesky 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026To the dude in the gym who took my towel from outside the shower cubicle, thanks - walking back to my locker wet and naked was surprisingly liberating 030
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026"I know I put this meeting in but I don't have a clear agenda" Cool. Great. 020
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026A long overdue thanks to @somegayhimbo.bsky.social for creating the playlist that gets me through leg day 🙇 120
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Is it too much to ask for someone to pin me against the tiles and fuck me in the gym showers? It was a good workout though 120
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Job applications are a baffling experience - I've been immediately rejected for things I'm very qualified for and received second round interviews for comparable positions. I don't understand but I'm glad I'm getting some traction at the very least 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Am I sensitive to noise or is my neighbour always yelling? 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025It's been roughly 50 minutes since I left a second round job interview and I've only checked my phone 457 times since then. Pray for me 🙃 000
Reposted by JPMChicagoDomDaddy™️ @chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025The way I need a fat cock down my throat right now good Lord 7657
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I have a job interview later this week. Nervous, excited, other emotions too. Now I need to plan some kind of treat/reward for after—open to suggestions 🙇 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Holiday destinations that are equal parts gay and affordable - suggestions? My only requirement is "somewhere I can wear a tiny swimsuit" 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2025On the upside - my orchid is blooming and she is beautiful 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I've just been made redundant from work. I need someone with a big dick to fuck me until I feel better 🙏 020
Reposted by JPMThe Love Tank CIC @thelovetankcic.bsky.social · 21/05/2025New gonorrhoea vaccine programme announced today, along with full mpox vaccine rollout. This is a welcome and much needed investment in sexual health. We must ensure both vaccines reach those who need them including those least likely to visit sexual health services. www.thelovetank.info/news/menbthelovetank.infoThe Love Tank responds to Gonorrhoea Vaccine Programme launch — The Love Tank CICThe Love Tank salutes today’s announcement of a national Gonorrhoea vaccination programme being rolled out by the NHS. 04815
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025It's time to start thinking about booking a holiday - ideally somewhere warm and extremely gay. Any suggestions? 🙏 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Got locked out of my account (aka couldn't remember my password) but now I'm back and hornier than ever 🎉 040
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/12/2024So, Red One is dreadful but can we agree the polar bear is unreasonably hot? 000
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Do I go easy and do a full body day or, do I make the post of the cost of a day pass, and do both upper and lower one after the other for a ridiculous pump? I'm open to thoughts and opinions 010
JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I'd like an advent calendar but instead of chocolate, there's a Xanax behind each little door 030