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@lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social
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The way to my heart is with coffee and a pastry, the way to my hole is up for discussion

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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Where are the gays getting those striped gym shorts that give old school strongman vibes?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can't help but feel I deserve to be mercilessly pounded and bred in the showers after a really brutal leg day
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Googled "how to grow shelf glutes" so now I'm doing leg abduction after my split squats Pray for me (and my ass)
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Maybe it's the heat, maybe I'm just feral but I want someone to fuck me and film it so we can post it to bluesky
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Going to BOILER Berlin - wish me luck 💦
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
To the dude in the gym who took my towel from outside the shower cubicle, thanks - walking back to my locker wet and naked was surprisingly liberating
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is a financially responsible choice right?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"I know I put this meeting in but I don't have a clear agenda" Cool. Great.
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
New goal: get my ass to look like Connor Storrie's
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A long overdue thanks to @somegayhimbo.bsky.social for creating the playlist that gets me through leg day 🙇
A pair of legs in short burgundy shorts, sat on a piece of gym equipment. On the right, part of a tattoo is visible
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Is it too much to ask for someone to pin me against the tiles and fuck me in the gym showers? It was a good workout though
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Job applications are a baffling experience - I've been immediately rejected for things I'm very qualified for and received second round interviews for comparable positions. I don't understand but I'm glad I'm getting some traction at the very least
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I think this would fix me?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Am I sensitive to noise or is my neighbour always yelling?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
It's been roughly 50 minutes since I left a second round job interview and I've only checked my phone 457 times since then. Pray for me 🙃
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ChicagoDomDaddy™️ @chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The way I need a fat cock down my throat right now good Lord
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I have a job interview later this week. Nervous, excited, other emotions too. Now I need to plan some kind of treat/reward for after—open to suggestions 🙇
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Holiday destinations that are equal parts gay and affordable - suggestions? My only requirement is "somewhere I can wear a tiny swimsuit"
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Is this really so much to ask for? 🙏😇
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
On the upside - my orchid is blooming and she is beautiful
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I've just been made redundant from work. I need someone with a big dick to fuck me until I feel better 🙏
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The Love Tank CIC @thelovetankcic.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
New gonorrhoea vaccine programme announced today, along with full mpox vaccine rollout. This is a welcome and much needed investment in sexual health. We must ensure both vaccines reach those who need them including those least likely to visit sexual health services. www.thelovetank.info/news/menb
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The Love Tank responds to Gonorrhoea Vaccine Programme launch — The Love Tank CIC
The Love Tank  salutes today’s announcement of a national Gonorrhoea vaccination programme being rolled out by the NHS.
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
It's time to start thinking about booking a holiday - ideally somewhere warm and extremely gay. Any suggestions? 🙏
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Got locked out of my account (aka couldn't remember my password) but now I'm back and hornier than ever 🎉
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Unreasonably horny in the airport 🥵
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
So, Red One is dreadful but can we agree the polar bear is unreasonably hot?
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Do I go easy and do a full body day or, do I make the post of the cost of a day pass, and do both upper and lower one after the other for a ridiculous pump? I'm open to thoughts and opinions
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MrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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JPM @lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'd like an advent calendar but instead of chocolate, there's a Xanax behind each little door
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