Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 14/09/2026I don’t think the Falcons have ever been better described than “offal offensively.” 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 13/09/2026Oh. I had forgotten this happened. Action TV in the 80s was a ride. 001
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 11/08/2026This is wonderful to see. I’m not a document accessibility specialist, but I (a website monkey) work with one as part of overall accessibility efforts in my organization. We need more of this in the world, and I’m thrilled to see one of my favorite game companies stepping up. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 08/08/2026One street (at least) of the intersection is named Peachtree. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 08/08/2026Reading this without realizing Will Gluck is someone’s name left me so confused as to what the hell was being said. 000
Reposted by Jon SuggsJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/06/2026If you'd pay a plumber, fucking pay a poet. 421457222
Reposted by Jon SuggsJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/06/2026This feels like cannibalism with extra steps www.theguardian.com/science/2026...theguardian.comScientists make sourdough bread using yeast found in 5,000-year-old mummyTeam now plans to see if they can use yeast strains harvested from Ötzi the Iceman to brew beer too 9364459
Reposted by Jon SuggsEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Generally speaking, if you are someone's ally you don't need to tell them you're their ally, because they'll know. When you have to use the phrase "I'm your ally" that's a pretty reliable sign that the normal channels of communicating allyship (behaving like an ally) are not functioning. 312114
Reposted by Jon SuggsEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 01/05/2026"Ships are going through the strait" buddy I can lie half awake in bed in silly pajamas and lazily find the location of any registered cargo vessel in existence on a phone that's also playing Limp Bizkit 310911
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 25/04/2026I know this rule! My great-grandfather’s middle initial was just an initial. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 10/04/2026Meanwhile people who actually live there try to spend the weekend elsewhere. 000
Reposted by Jon SuggsThe Count @xyzzyllyzzyx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026AI: So we built this tool that will destroy the economy. Except that it clearly isn't up to destroying the economy, but all of the hype about it being able to destroy the economy is going to destroy the economy before we can really get the tool ready to destroy the economy. 011
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 19/02/2026Gotta love that phrase: “his at times under-qualified loyalists.” That’s, uh, certainly one way of describing his collection of know-nothing (and often proud of it!) ambiguous, unscrupulous boot-lickers. 110
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 09/02/2026I’d be pissed for a $20 burger that arrived looking like that. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 23/01/2026When the world can no longer be described by satire, satirists just report the news. 110
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 22/01/2026I learned the original concept of meme — as a discrete bit of knowledge that moves among a population — in a college philosophy course in the late ‘90s. Then, in a creative writing course, I put it in a poem and got called out for using a word so obscure it wasn’t in the professor’s dictionary. 000
Reposted by Jon SuggsJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/01/20262026: the year so bad that even the Third Amendment is suddenly relevant 181184270
Reposted by Jon SuggsWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The extent of Renfrew Christie’s heroism, and what it accomplished, is astonishing! 521051
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 12/12/2025Impulse control is for people without substance abuse issues. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 06/12/2025Any cookie is a Christmas cookie, if you have the right spatula. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 11/10/2025Relaxing in a porch swing at a mountain cabin while a friend plays guitar and sings. This is good. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 08/10/2025There’s an award for Greatest Procrastinator. Anyone who makes it through the application is automatically disqualified. 020
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 08/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ? 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 25/09/2025This gift arrived with perfect timing — just after the equinox. 030
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 25/09/2025I was all ready for an apocalypse a la The Leftovers, but it looks like we’re stuck enduring this regular old societal collapse apocalypse. 000
Jon Suggs @lastgreypoet.com · 18/08/2025I have been traveling for 11 days, including seven flights through six airports, I don’t remember how many restaurants, shops, and museums, plus a big concert and a state fair. Meanwhile, my wife went to the grocery store and caught covid. Life ain’t fair, y’all. 010
