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On one hand, I understand the necessity of hunting down traitors if they possess sensitive information. That is a security risk. On the other, I cannot FATHOM to understand why it’s necessary to hunt down deserters who are not defecting. It is a waste of resources that,

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

This is all purely hypothetical, of course. My Cybertron has no people on it to talk to death, anyways, and I’m fairly certain yours is at peace. I am content.

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

so dramatic. We could LITERALLY just set up an intercom system galaxy wide and use his voice to disable enemy combatants, but nooooo! He is too IMPORTANT, too NECCESARY, so he was permanently off doing witch hunts when we could have been using those skills to greater effect!

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

absolute fucking nonce of a mech. agreed. two fusion cannons is pushing it, buddy. It is not even efficient. You just have two smaller, less powerful fusion cannons. Why

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RAVAGE @decepticonsforever.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

⠀ ⠀ #TFRP x #MVRP ⠀ ⠀

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

(( hol on im making a ravage account and he will be russian like beast machines intended

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

[ holding up the lobotomizer ] think very carefully about what you are going to say next

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I have decided I am going to do this. Vote for me because I have many science degrees (one for every field to be precise)

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

[ staring up at the ceiling ] I should go to that other cybertron and run for senator

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Ohhhhhhhh he makes me so Sick

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

you FREAK! you dERANGED, CLAWED ANIMAL! You…. You…! [ collapsing on his chair. gross sobbing into his ‘hands’. ]

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

[ whipping around with FURY! Shockwave starts picking up all the random doodads he can get his hands on and starts throwing them at Wheeljack. ] OUT! GET OUT! FOUL BEAST, LEAVE THIS PLACE AT ONCE!!

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Sentinel Drones?? … Vertebreak, come in! Are you receiving me? Ripclaw?? GRIMWING? BLACKBEAK?!! LASERBACK! SKYSTALKER, PLEASE! FUCK, NO! [ slamming his ‘hands’ into the keyboard— little bits of metal fly everywhere. ]

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

[ scrambling to the nearest computer ] FISTFIGHT. Fistfight, come in! Fistfight?! Hello???!??!?

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

i CLONE! i make NEW THINGS from OLD THINGS! i don’t lop off people’s body parts and make a patchwork monstrosity for the sole purpose of KILLING! YOU—- [ a sudden clarity. ] How did you get past Cybertron’s defenses.

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

YOU TURNED MY GENUTALS INTO AN /AIR FRYER/. YOU SICK FREAK. You DESECRATE the holy science every day just by breathing! You and your sick experiments. What did you raise from the dead this time?!? GET OUT

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

[ stumbling backwards and like breaking so many glass beakers ] NO!!! GET OUT OF HERE, MONSTER! YOU DON’T BELONG IN THIS WORLD DHCoIGH AND COUGH KAFG

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

[ working in his lab on some indescript doohickey. suddenly stops and looks at the doorway ]

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I’ve been looking at this for the past month trying to think of a response.

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I could be doing science right now

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Lord megatron the auto bots keep hiding from me under my boob, what do i do

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

-– keep the raider under close eye……s. Fistfight will not be enough- Shockwave will oversee this personally. ]

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

-– I will allow you probation on cybertron, /only/ for the delivery of your cargo. You are expected arrive at Docking Bay 0180, cargo ready for transfer. Attempts to land elsewhere will be met with hostility. [ Docking Bay 0180 is basically off the side of his lab. Best to -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

[ hm. ore-13. known by its common name as ‘ultra energon’. One could call it the miracle food of the Transformers! A single cube of ultra-energon could keep his city humming for a week. What would ship load of it do for Cybertron?!? ] … I concede, Megaempress. -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

What year is it [ spits out oil somehow ] 2025?!?!?!?

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

-– If I wanted a professional, I would track down Froid, or another Transformer who specializes in these things. NOT you. You would do the opposite with your presence!

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

No, Megaempress. I am not giving you and your lackeys access to Cybertron. Perhaps, if you gain permission from Lord Megatron first — like everyone else — I may oblige you. [ he’d roll his eye? If his face was capable of such a thing. ] -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

(( this guy doesn’t know about my goat javelin, chat

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

-– it would NOT be your voice speaking to me. This is good. This is very good.

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

–– as I am the chief guardian of Cybertron, I cannot allow myself to be compromised in any sort of way. Ergo, I needed some way to escape this echo chamber. That escape being is less than ideal, but it is good. If I were to be hallucinating, -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

-– The last creature I ever expected to hear was another Decepitcon. Truthfully, I am… … how do I put this? I am afraid my thousands of years on cybertron, alone, may be having some negative affects on my psyche. It is not illogical to assume such could happen to me. And, -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

… Megaempress. How unexpected. [ megatron’s rumored twin— constructed from whatever was left over from creating Megatron. The story is highly probable to be false, as there is a lot of substance to her, but it is not impossible. ] -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

(( long winded open starter btw

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

— a moment of weakness, perhaps. but shockwave must test this theory; what is the use of having so much knowledge, if he loses his ability to use it? so he opens communications on an open channel. and shockwave speaks. ] Hello? This is Shockwave, of Cybertron. Is anybody out there?

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

-– numbers. Numbers. Numbers. Numbers. Numbers. Numbers. Numbers. Prolonged isolation can cause madness. Is that why he is so easily evaded? Is he slipping, in both mind AND body? concrete ideas, like numbers, can only take you so far. not for this long. -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

— At first, the silence was acceptable. unlike the autobots, decepticon command structure is hectic. Unworkable. Rivalries and backstabbings and random acts of chaos makes it nigh impossible to focus. and shockwave likes being able to focus. it was just him and numbers. -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

[ shockwave is, as he usually is, holed up in his facility on cybertron. it is vital he stays here, in case a shipment of energon or a platoon of guerillas show up. still. still. the silence is deafening. -–

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

LORD MEGATRON, GET DOWN!! A WHITE WOMAN!

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SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Seductive Sunday! [ activates his massive tiddy beam and destroys a building ]

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