SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 01/06/2025[ stumbling into suborbital like he’s in some sort of stupor ] HELLO.ARE YOU ALL REAL 020
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 23/05/2025RODIMUS NO DO NOT LET THAT FOUO BEAST REPLACE THINE FACE WITH ANOTHER’S 000
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 23/05/2025absolute fucking nonce of a mech. agreed. two fusion cannons is pushing it, buddy. It is not even efficient. You just have two smaller, less powerful fusion cannons. Why 000
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 14/04/2025(( hol on im making a ravage account and he will be russian like beast machines intended 061
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I have decided I am going to do this. Vote for me because I have many science degrees (one for every field to be precise) 020
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 13/04/2025[ staring up at the ceiling ] I should go to that other cybertron and run for senator 020
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 18/03/2025[ working in his lab on some indescript doohickey. suddenly stops and looks at the doorway ] 100
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Lord megatron the auto bots keep hiding from me under my boob, what do i do 000
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2025What year is it [ spits out oil somehow ] 2025?!?!?!? 000
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024[ shockwave is, as he usually is, holed up in his facility on cybertron. it is vital he stays here, in case a shipment of energon or a platoon of guerillas show up. still. still. the silence is deafening. -– 100
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Seductive Sunday! [ activates his massive tiddy beam and destroys a building ] 010
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 23/11/2024They hate me for having a single eye. and for my nefarious experiments. and by ‘they’ I mean, the females. one of their shots will hit me one of these days… 000
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I am a master of all sciences. This includes: - biology - meteorology - engineering - social science - programming - etc My stint in political sciences included becoming a ‘senator’. Bah! That system was old and outdated. 000
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 20/11/2024day 3,009,987,201,980 of watch on cybertron: the A.I. chatbots i have programmed to keep me company have begun to run out of power. if lord megatron does not come back with more energon soon i believe i may actually just go insane 100
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 20/11/2024(( dw gang im also working on lugnut and wheeljack but i wanted to try my hand at shockers over here. very much mashing his ‘logical’ and ‘emotional’ iterations together <3 this guy is a loser 120
SHOCKWAVE @laserwaves.bsky.social · 20/11/2024⠀ ( cybertron will be ) (⠀ as you left it. ) ⠀ #tfrp x #mvrp ⠀ ⠀media.tenor.coma purple robot with a yellow eye is displayed on a purple screenALT: a purple robot with a yellow eye is displayed on a purple screen 04141