Reposted by Jared KellerKyle Mizokami @kmizokami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I appreciate the Black Sabbath reference @laserwars.net www.laserwars.net/p/heven-aero...laserwars.netHeven and HEL: The Drone ‘Mothership’ That Could Carry Airborne Laser Weapons Into BattleHeven AeroTech envisions its hydrogen-powered long-endurance drones as airborne platforms for next-generation capabilities, including high-energy laser weapons. 031
Reposted by Jared KellerNoah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At Danger Room, we used to have a recurring feature called the "MAMAs," for Most Awful Military Acronyms. This, from @laserwars.net, would fit right in. 2263
Reposted by Jared KellerNoah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026BTW, if you're even *remotely* interested in this topic — or think you might be — Jared's @laserwars.net newsletter is an absolute must-read. 1188
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/08/2026HUGE NEWS: @noahshachtman.bsky.social reports that the US military is poised to finally award a contract for its first-ever directed energy program of record after more than 50 years of laser weapon research and development www.wired.com/story/landma...wired.comLandmark Deal Would Officially Add Laser Weapons to US Army ArsenalFacing a growing drone threat, the Pentagon is poised to sign a first-of-its-kind contract for “Enduring High Energy Lasers”—and make directed energy weapons an official part of the Army’s kit. 4239
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 20/07/2026Odyssey this, Odyssey that — someone wake me when they make ‘The Aeneid’ 010
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMO...youtube.comDazed & Confused - Ginny Stroud - 4th of JulyYouTube video by Stephanie Lindholm 072
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/07/2026Celebrating America's 250th birthday with my usual July 4th tradition: rereading this incredible work by my late grandfather, who was a renowned historian of American bureaucracy www.amazon.com/dp/019537424X 021
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 30/06/2026I am looking for a science writer, preferably with experience writing about neuroscience, for a (non-Laser Wars) project Please send me your recommendations! 130
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 30/06/2026Marjorie Taylor Greene has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever ... 060
Reposted by Jared KellerJared Keller @laserwars.net · 28/06/2026Happy 10-year anniversary to one of the best stories I've ever written psmag.com/news/how-the... 151
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 28/06/2026Happy 10-year anniversary to one of the best stories I've ever written psmag.com/news/how-the... 151
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 25/06/2026Them: “Good on Trump for firing these loser do-nothing generals” Me: “Cool, can you name three generals who aren’t CQ Brown?” Them: “ … no?” Me: “Exactly” 100
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 23/06/2026Here's my Alan Greenspan story: I attended a black-tie wedding in DC around a decade ago. Greenspan was waiting for a cocktail at the bar in a wheelchair. I handed his drink down to him and, innocently mistaking me for a waiter, he palmed me a few bucks. Best stimulus ever! 040
Reposted by Jared KellerNoah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"...the first publicly known instance of a sitting US defense secretary personally observing a live directed energy weapon firing..." 5247
Reposted by Jared KellerJared Keller @laserwars.net · 23/06/2026EXCLUSIVE: The US Defense Department demonstrated several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday, Laser Wars has learned www.laserwars.net/p/hegseth-mi...laserwars.netEXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Demonstrates Laser Weapons for HegsethThe US military fired several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday. 2124
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 23/06/2026EXCLUSIVE: The US Defense Department demonstrated several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday, Laser Wars has learned www.laserwars.net/p/hegseth-mi...laserwars.netEXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Demonstrates Laser Weapons for HegsethThe US military fired several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday. 2124
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 19/06/2026Hit 100,000 email opens today laserwars.netlaserwars.netLaser Wars | Jared Keller | SubstackA newsletter about military laser weapons and other futuristic defense technology. Click to read Laser Wars, by Jared Keller, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers. 010
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 09/06/2026In today's edition of Laser Wars: Chariot Defense founder and CEO Adam Warmoth talks directed energy, expeditionary power, and what your Tesla has in common with a laser weapon www.laserwars.net/p/how-to-pow...laserwars.netHow to Power a Laser WeaponChariot Defense founder and CEO Adam Warmoth talks directed energy, expeditionary power, and what your Tesla has in common with a laser weapon. 020
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 08/06/2026Must-read from @yappelbaum.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...theatlantic.comHow America Gave Up on Its Own HistoryUnable to agree on how to interpret the American story, the country’s schools, universities, and political institutions have stopped trying to tell it at all. 130
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 05/06/2026The 30 Rockification of life continues unabated techcrunch.com/2026/06/04/f...techcrunch.comFounders Fund launches game show starring Sam Altman, Palmer Luckey, and other tech elites | TechCrunchThe debut episode, moderated by Founders Fund chief marketing officer Mike Solana, included a star-studded cast of current tech luminaries. 010
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/06/2026My wife: Jared, why is there a copy of 'The Wretched of the Earth' in our guest bathroom? Me: It's a reminder to visitors to ... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ... leave the Fanon 030
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/06/2026I just realized I have no idea who to text this to who will appreciate it and now I'm just sad 010
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/06/2026Using Foucault to test facial recognition tech is *so* funny and all, but using Las Meninas would have been a REAL deep cut 100
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 03/06/2026I am both most unqualified and most ridiculous, and I volunteer as tribute 010
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 03/06/2026Anyone have a Politico Europe Pro account and feeling generous? 000
Reposted by Jared KellerJared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/06/2026My incredible wife got me the vanity license plate to match my Substack for my birthday 🥰 151
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/06/2026The only thing Facebook is good for now is resurfacing old photos from 20 years ago that definitely do NOT belong on Facebook 040
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/06/2026My incredible wife got me the vanity license plate to match my Substack for my birthday 🥰 151
Reposted by Jared KellerJared Keller @laserwars.net · 08/10/2025The fact that diamonds are being used to cool AI data centers and NOT for laser weapons like 'Congo' promised is one of the most significant bummers of my lifetime 231
Reposted by Jared KellerJared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/11/2025The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits 051
Reposted by Jared KellerJared Keller @laserwars.net · 21/05/2026With the Vox Media and BuzzFeed sales I guess I should finally start shopping my memoir … 021
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 29/05/2026Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences (1/95) 131
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 28/05/2026NEW: Mark your calendars! “We now have a suite of directed energy products that go from low-end to high-end, and now we have to scale production of those, Undersecretary of Defense for Research and Engineering (USD(R&E)) Emil Michael told lawmakers last week. www.laserwars.net/p/us-militar...laserwars.netThe US Military Wants to Demonstrate Battle-Ready Laser Weapons in 2 Years“We now have a suite of directed energy products that go from low-end to high-end, and now we have to scale production of those.” 021
Reposted by Jared KellerJanelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 27/05/2026It’s interesting how much time they spent pursuing laser weapons that were pure science fiction before settling on (and abandoning) using lasers to merely manufacture other weapons. 0154
Reposted by Jared KellerJared Keller @laserwars.net · 25/05/2026NEW: How the Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology www.laserwars.net/p/aum-shinri...laserwars.netA Japanese Doomsday Cult’s Secret Search for Laser WeaponsThe Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack also undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology. 172
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 25/05/2026NEW: How the Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology www.laserwars.net/p/aum-shinri...laserwars.netA Japanese Doomsday Cult’s Secret Search for Laser WeaponsThe Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack also undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology. 172
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 21/05/2026"'Lurking in the group chat' is the cuck chair of homosocial intimacy" - me, texting my bros just minutes ago 000
Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 21/05/2026With the Vox Media and BuzzFeed sales I guess I should finally start shopping my memoir … 021