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Jared Keller

@laserwars.net
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Former journalist now working in strategic comms and writing about military laser weapons. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort. Subscribe to LASER WARS laserwars.net

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Kyle Mizokami @kmizokami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I appreciate the Black Sabbath reference @laserwars.net www.laserwars.net/p/heven-aero...
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Heven and HEL: The Drone ‘Mothership’ That Could Carry Airborne Laser Weapons Into Battle
Heven AeroTech envisions its hydrogen-powered long-endurance drones as airborne platforms for next-generation capabilities, including high-energy laser weapons.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At Danger Room, we used to have a recurring feature called the "MAMAs," for Most Awful Military Acronyms. This, from @laserwars.net, would fit right in.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
BTW, if you're even *remotely* interested in this topic — or think you might be — Jared's @laserwars.net newsletter is an absolute must-read.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/08/2026
HUGE NEWS: @noahshachtman.bsky.social reports that the US military is poised to finally award a contract for its first-ever directed energy program of record after more than 50 years of laser weapon research and development www.wired.com/story/landma...
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Landmark Deal Would Officially Add Laser Weapons to US Army Arsenal
Facing a growing drone threat, the Pentagon is poised to sign a first-of-its-kind contract for “Enduring High Energy Lasers”—and make directed energy weapons an official part of the Army’s kit.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 20/07/2026
Odyssey this, Odyssey that — someone wake me when they make ‘The Aeneid’
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/07/2026
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Dazed & Confused - Ginny Stroud - 4th of July
YouTube video by Stephanie Lindholm
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/07/2026
Celebrating America's 250th birthday with my usual July 4th tradition: rereading this incredible work by my late grandfather, who was a renowned historian of American bureaucracy www.amazon.com/dp/019537424X
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 03/07/2026
All my homies HATE Ken Burns
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 01/07/2026
'Love Island' is an abomination
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 30/06/2026
I am looking for a science writer, preferably with experience writing about neuroscience, for a (non-Laser Wars) project Please send me your recommendations!
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 30/06/2026
Marjorie Taylor Greene has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever ...
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 28/06/2026
Happy 10-year anniversary to one of the best stories I've ever written psmag.com/news/how-the...
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 28/06/2026
Happy 10-year anniversary to one of the best stories I've ever written psmag.com/news/how-the...
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 25/06/2026
Them: “Good on Trump for firing these loser do-nothing generals” Me: “Cool, can you name three generals who aren’t CQ Brown?” Them: “ … no?” Me: “Exactly”
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 23/06/2026
Here's my Alan Greenspan story: I attended a black-tie wedding in DC around a decade ago. Greenspan was waiting for a cocktail at the bar in a wheelchair. I handed his drink down to him and, innocently mistaking me for a waiter, he palmed me a few bucks. Best stimulus ever!
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"...the first publicly known instance of a sitting US defense secretary personally observing a live directed energy weapon firing..."
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 23/06/2026
EXCLUSIVE: The US Defense Department demonstrated several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday, Laser Wars has learned www.laserwars.net/p/hegseth-mi...
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EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Demonstrates Laser Weapons for Hegseth
The US military fired several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 23/06/2026
EXCLUSIVE: The US Defense Department demonstrated several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday, Laser Wars has learned www.laserwars.net/p/hegseth-mi...
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EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Demonstrates Laser Weapons for Hegseth
The US military fired several high-energy laser and high-power microwave weapons for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 20/06/2026
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 19/06/2026
Hit 100,000 email opens today laserwars.net
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Laser Wars | Jared Keller | Substack
A newsletter about military laser weapons and other futuristic defense technology. Click to read Laser Wars, by Jared Keller, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 13/06/2026
I'm still upset nobody gave a shit about this joke
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 12/06/2026
When life gives you crayons, draw a beam director
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 09/06/2026
In today's edition of Laser Wars: Chariot Defense founder and CEO Adam Warmoth talks directed energy, expeditionary power, and what your Tesla has in common with a laser weapon www.laserwars.net/p/how-to-pow...
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How to Power a Laser Weapon
Chariot Defense founder and CEO Adam Warmoth talks directed energy, expeditionary power, and what your Tesla has in common with a laser weapon.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 08/06/2026
Rolling into Monday like
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 08/06/2026
Must-read from @yappelbaum.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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How America Gave Up on Its Own History
Unable to agree on how to interpret the American story, the country’s schools, universities, and political institutions have stopped trying to tell it at all.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 06/06/2026
Free idea: The New York Review of Newsletters
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 05/06/2026
The 30 Rockification of life continues unabated techcrunch.com/2026/06/04/f...
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Founders Fund launches game show starring Sam Altman, Palmer Luckey, and other tech elites | TechCrunch
The debut episode, moderated by Founders Fund chief marketing officer Mike Solana, included a star-studded cast of current tech luminaries.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/06/2026
My wife: Jared, why is there a copy of 'The Wretched of the Earth' in our guest bathroom? Me: It's a reminder to visitors to ... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ... leave the Fanon
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/06/2026
I just realized I have no idea who to text this to who will appreciate it and now I'm just sad
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 04/06/2026
Using Foucault to test facial recognition tech is *so* funny and all, but using Las Meninas would have been a REAL deep cut
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 03/06/2026
I am both most unqualified and most ridiculous, and I volunteer as tribute
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 03/06/2026
Anyone have a Politico Europe Pro account and feeling generous?
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/06/2026
My incredible wife got me the vanity license plate to match my Substack for my birthday 🥰
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/06/2026
The only thing Facebook is good for now is resurfacing old photos from 20 years ago that definitely do NOT belong on Facebook
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/06/2026
My incredible wife got me the vanity license plate to match my Substack for my birthday 🥰
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride!
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 08/10/2025
The fact that diamonds are being used to cool AI data centers and NOT for laser weapons like 'Congo' promised is one of the most significant bummers of my lifetime
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 02/11/2025
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 01/06/2026
Welcome to the Laser Wars
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 21/05/2026
With the Vox Media and BuzzFeed sales I guess I should finally start shopping my memoir …
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 29/05/2026
Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences (1/95)
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 28/05/2026
HELIOS RISING
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 28/05/2026
NEW: Mark your calendars! “We now have a suite of directed energy products that go from low-end to high-end, and now we have to scale production of those, Undersecretary of Defense for Research and Engineering (USD(R&E)) Emil Michael told lawmakers last week. www.laserwars.net/p/us-militar...
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The US Military Wants to Demonstrate Battle-Ready Laser Weapons in 2 Years
“We now have a suite of directed energy products that go from low-end to high-end, and now we have to scale production of those.”
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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 27/05/2026
It’s interesting how much time they spent pursuing laser weapons that were pure science fiction before settling on (and abandoning) using lasers to merely manufacture other weapons.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 25/05/2026
NEW: How the Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology www.laserwars.net/p/aum-shinri...
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A Japanese Doomsday Cult’s Secret Search for Laser Weapons
The Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack also undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 26/05/2026
We've come a long way in 15 years
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 25/05/2026
NEW: How the Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology www.laserwars.net/p/aum-shinri...
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A Japanese Doomsday Cult’s Secret Search for Laser Weapons
The Aum Shinrikyo sect behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack also undertook a years-long global quest to acquire laser technology.
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 21/05/2026
"'Lurking in the group chat' is the cuck chair of homosocial intimacy" - me, texting my bros just minutes ago
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Jared Keller @laserwars.net · 21/05/2026
With the Vox Media and BuzzFeed sales I guess I should finally start shopping my memoir …
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