LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Robo woman with multiple extra arms, but the ends are crane game claws, so she's clumsy 020
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Linguist having a mid life crisis eating vietnamese food: "why did i ever bother with phonemes when i could've been making pho-memes" 010
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When an evil villain does an evil laugh like MWAHAHA is that them kissing you in the beginning? MWA to you too, Eggman 010
Reposted by LaserPNatozaki (Commissions Open) @nozaki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Apple Pie ! 🍎 #Arknights #Exusiai 013535
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Vampire who just fed on alcoholic friend's blood: "dude they need to slap a surgeon general warning on you" 020
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Women who use foo bar as programming test cases vs bitches that use 42 030
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just when I think "I should probably try zomboid again. Maybe it won't be dogshit this time," i find out all the mods are sloppified and no one gives a shit 020
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026New type of guy: Guy with a sensitive tongue that unfolds burritos to cool off the ingredients faster but he calls it "lettin' the dogs out" 010
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Briefly saw a pic of otacon and instinctively asked myself "why does he have eyes?" before remembering twin snakes exists 000
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wonder if The Man from Earth is the first ever house-colding party 010
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When I flew like this in Battlefield 2 back in the day my team votekicked me out of a lot of servers 110
Reposted by LaserP🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026if something confuses you, try meowing at it until you are satisfied 17114
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Terrible idea: System of a Down but all of Daron's vocals are replaced with Goofy. 020
Reposted by LaserPBert 🚄➡️DETOUR @bert60hz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I will have you know I…. Mmrrp meow mrow. Meowow mrrrp meow Mrrr mrah mrow 4324
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I wish you could get like milestone badges when blocking x amount of people 001
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026however, this is how arknights exusiai can still rock: Laterano hates her except MosFiaLemuen. she gets a pass 000
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Been watching drumming videos and sometimes they mention "worship" music and "i played for my church" it's a completely foreign concept to me. what do you mean... what kind of church has drums and guitar? those are rock/jazz instruments. they are unholy and must be beat to produce sound 150
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026paiste 2002 cymbals have been my favourite so far but so expensive :( glad i found the 18" crash used 000
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Drummers be like: Gooodbyee 400 dollar hellooooo piece of meatal 010
Reposted by LaserPThe Transatlantics @transatlanticband.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Drummer's Delight 015523
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026True, but some plugins, especially guitar amp sims, have a nasty warbling sound in the high end due to some nyquist frequency stuff that goes away when given more overhead with higher rates 010
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Samples / hz = processing time (under perfect conditions) 64 samples / 48000 = 1.33ms 64 / 96000 = 0.66ms Assuming the processor can handle keeping up with double the work, higher rate with same sample size provides better latency, but it's almost imperceptible 120
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Less latency when recording analogue instruments if your processor can handle it. Cats also have a higher hearing range 220
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Mike: "Now here's what you gonna do, waltuh. You're gonna turn the lights off, waltuh. Then you gonna let me write my memory on your eyelids, waltuh. We don't need no moshi moshi, waltuh." 010
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026System of a down Minecraft parody ideas: "i got a bow the other day from steve it's cute it's small fits right in my hotbar (yeah right in my hotbar) i play spleef every day a man's sport, with a shovel called life" 010
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026multiplayer fps games that don't have coop against bots may as well not exist. who the hell has time to play pvp games nowadays 000
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026New type of shinobi ninjutsu that allows you to do hand signs with your feet 010
Reposted by LaserPmel ! @gogg.gay · 22/08/2026unreal 5 is up there for worst things to happen to video games 071
Reposted by LaserPWindSketchy @windsketchy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Moonlight Decay (commissioned by mespn520) #crefart 0166
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My body's failing me but i can't die because i need to live to see the end of freeman's mind 020
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If i was in star wars and had a pod racer, my pod racer's malfunction noise would be the noise those wireless dyson vacuums make when you tap the trigger just right 020
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026listening to breaking benjamin be like "wow this song is pretty good" and then the guy starts singing some shit 010
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026playing peak got me in the mood to climb a mountain so i brought it up as an idea to my friends. friends: "If you climb a mountain before talking to a woman we're going to bully you for life." 030
Reposted by LaserPHIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026your life actually gets so much better when you stop playing competitive multiplayer games 1145177
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Why was jk simmons asking if that drummer was a russian or a dragon? 010
Reposted by LaserPerin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my body's failing me but i can't die yet because i need to play video games 2102
LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026im afraid to mic my drums because what if the snare actually sounds like the st anger trash can and i don't realise it until it's recorded 020
